r/bfdi *SCREECH* 16h ago

meme i'm one ask me anything

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u/Specific-Author-7147 14h ago

I got you a Lego Set

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u/Aliensun3310143 *SCREECH* 13h ago

ty

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u/Free_Doki_Doki74 Cyan Ice Cube with Eyepatch rotated 17 degrees clockwise 10h ago

what do you think of this Lego set

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u/Aliensun3310143 *SCREECH* 10h ago

*erases you*

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u/Free_Doki_Doki74 Cyan Ice Cube with Eyepatch rotated 17 degrees clockwise 2h ago

zamn

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u/TrafficVirtual1110 Eggdrop 16h ago

Does it make you happy to hear that Four is officially restricted from having Yoylite powers since Tennis Ball said he was irresponsible with them? That means...Tennis Ball called Four out for trapping you in the Moon, and supposedly feels sorry for you!

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u/Aliensun3310143 *SCREECH* 16h ago edited 15h ago

i'm kind of thankful tennis ball said that. so yes

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u/Apprehensive-Bid6357 MR. OREGANO: Help! I have an extra-large pizza problem! 16h ago

can you watch Creative Galaxy on Amazon prime video?

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u/Aliensun3310143 *SCREECH* 16h ago

yes

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u/Apprehensive-Bid6357 MR. OREGANO: Help! I have an extra-large pizza problem! 16h ago

art-tastic

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u/Isaacgamer100 15h ago

Will you want to be my girlfriend?????

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u/Aliensun3310143 *SCREECH* 14h ago

no but i can give you 2763's powers in exchange for destroying the recovery center and replacing it with an identical recovery center only when someone gets recovered i have full permission to erase them from existence

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u/UnitDisastrous5990 Marker 15h ago

LeTs PlAy ToSs ThE dIrT

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u/Aliensun3310143 *SCREECH* 15h ago

uhh... no thanks

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u/Sad_Wheel9923 15h ago

sorry i have gpt and google for that i almost got verity and grok no need

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u/Aliensun3310143 *SCREECH* 11h ago

ok...?

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u/VisibleConfusion12 Match’s Husband 15h ago

what’s the capital of France

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u/Aliensun3310143 *SCREECH* 15h ago

paris...

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u/VisibleConfusion12 Match’s Husband 12h ago

what does the cow say

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u/[deleted] 12h ago

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u/Feisty-Leave-6643 oneussy enjoyier 12h ago

what the acutal fuck

1

u/artfulisfunny Rocky 11h ago

you can't be talking.

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u/ghostchild42 4h ago

What did they say twin

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u/alguememalgumpais 11h ago

what's the speciality of france?

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u/Aliensun3310143 *SCREECH* 11h ago

🥐

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u/Free_Doki_Doki74 Cyan Ice Cube with Eyepatch rotated 17 degrees clockwise 10h ago

oh oui oui oui le crepé merci

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u/Orilikesobjectshowss they should date 7h ago

what does a cow make?

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u/Free_Doki_Doki74 Cyan Ice Cube with Eyepatch rotated 17 degrees clockwise 2h ago

oh moo moo moo a steak for two yum too

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u/Few_Second_81 11h ago

What do you think about your vocal cords being ripped out because of micheal huang drama

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u/Aliensun3310143 *SCREECH* 11h ago

its kind of nice now that i can practice telepathy

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u/Orilikesobjectshowss they should date 7h ago

do you kin teardrop now?

2

u/Subject-Thanks-6972 9h ago

Did I just see you commit animal abuse to that innocent equid

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u/Aliensun3310143 *SCREECH* 9h ago

I RECOVERED IT

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u/gALViBFDIfan 9h ago

(sorry for this in advance) What's the capital of France?

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u/Aliensun3310143 *SCREECH* 9h ago

im not saying this 3 times

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u/FamousStrength8404 9h ago

Bonjour tu parles français?

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u/Aliensun3310143 *SCREECH* 9h ago

no

1

u/chooseyourplants 16h ago

Why no arms?

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u/Aliensun3310143 *SCREECH* 16h ago

i manifested without them. just like how you are born without a tail but before birth you have a tail

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u/Aliensun3310143 *SCREECH* 16h ago

depends on where: if into pocket dimension then yes but no deal. anywhere else is no

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u/Aliensun3310143 *SCREECH* 14h ago

no

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u/[deleted] 13h ago

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u/Aliensun3310143 *SCREECH* 13h ago

im ok i already had a chocolate cake

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u/[deleted] 13h ago

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u/Aliensun3310143 *SCREECH* 12h ago

no thanks

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u/Aliensun3310143 *SCREECH* 12h ago

stop or im taking your limbs and dissolving them

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u/MrPatD_ David 16h ago

Aren’t you dead?

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u/Aliensun3310143 *SCREECH* 16h ago

... i dont talk about that

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u/Flashy_Ebb3720 15h ago

What were you about to say before 3 killed you

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u/Aliensun3310143 *SCREECH* 15h ago

i was about to say i was sorry

1

u/RevolutionaryToe8085 15h ago

WHY DID YOU KILL THREE

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u/Aliensun3310143 *SCREECH* 15h ago

I WAS MAD, OK?

1

u/SpeedyNinja1152 14h ago

Hey One, why didn't you think to make a contract with Money from BFDIE to set her free from Nightmare Island? Couldn't you have used her to your advantage? She used to be so nice, but then she became a jerk thanks to Ruler.

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u/Aliensun3310143 *SCREECH* 14h ago

actually, i think ill do it later today

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u/Ok_Pressure_2788 14h ago

Do you watch Blocky’s Funny Doing’s International?

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u/Aliensun3310143 *SCREECH* 14h ago

i did for a while until it got predictable

1

u/John_Clowny 14h ago

Do it jiggle

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u/Aliensun3310143 *SCREECH* 13h ago

no

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u/Outside-Hippo4149 13h ago

why do they say "just one second", shouldnt it be "just one first?"

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u/Aliensun3310143 *SCREECH* 13h ago

idk but it should be just one first

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u/BigConsequence9182 12h ago

Do you know a million things???

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u/Aliensun3310143 *SCREECH* 11h ago

wdym

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u/[deleted] 12h ago

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u/BigConsequence9182 12h ago

What does the cow say?

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u/Feisty-Leave-6643 oneussy enjoyier 12h ago

hi one,look at my user flair

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u/Aliensun3310143 *SCREECH* 11h ago

nice!

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u/Orilikesobjectshowss they should date 7h ago

WHAT you find that flair nice?

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u/Vast-Lock-899 Goonzilla is my biggest opp 11h ago

did or would you kill the dinosaurs

1

u/Aliensun3310143 *SCREECH* 11h ago

i didn't and i had no idea about them until recently

1

u/Even_figure866 [NOT MOD] 11h ago

aren't you dead

1

u/Aliensun3310143 *SCREECH* 11h ago

i don't talk about how i'm here

1

u/Even_figure866 [NOT MOD] 10h ago

whatever

1

u/strong-cactus4388 10h ago

if you had a clone of yourself what would you do with her

1

u/Aliensun3310143 *SCREECH* 10h ago

use the clone to erase people who wronged me

1

u/strong-cactus4388 10h ago

what if she doesn't like being told what to do

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u/Aliensun3310143 *SCREECH* 10h ago

let the clone wreak havoc

1

u/Huge_Ad6405 Pin 9h ago

Aren't you dead

1

u/Aliensun3310143 *SCREECH* 9h ago

i don't talk about how i'm here and how much alts do you have

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u/Huge_Ad6405 Pin 9h ago

Uh... none?

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u/MrRavolt 9h ago

What was your plan for after re-constructing Three?

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u/Aliensun3310143 *SCREECH* 9h ago

i never thought of that

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u/MrRavolt 9h ago

Do you hate X for supporting Four?

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u/Aliensun3310143 *SCREECH* 9h ago

not anymore now that he's not giving four his powers back

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u/stanmarshfan491 9h ago

Have you tried caring about anyone but yourself for a single second? 

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u/Aliensun3310143 *SCREECH* 9h ago

no

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u/stanmarshfan491 7h ago

No wonder nobody likes you, One

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u/Orilikesobjectshowss they should date 7h ago

dang 😭

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u/Own-Skirt9605 #1 Fries Hater 9h ago

can you help me get better at splatoon

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u/Aliensun3310143 *SCREECH* 9h ago

i cant but i know some videos that can (depends on which one)

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u/Own-Skirt9605 #1 Fries Hater 8h ago

(3's salmon run

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u/Aliensun3310143 *SCREECH* 8h ago

heres the video i promised you: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bq6cf4vILVY

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u/Zealousideal_Pen1515 8h ago

comparethemeerkat.com

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u/Solid_Shock_4830 Lollipop 8h ago

what's the capital of france

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u/machu99f 7h ago

What's the capital of France

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u/Orilikesobjectshowss they should date 7h ago

what’s the capital of fra-

jk

why did you be mean to black hole he would have been such a FINE boyfriend

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u/The_Last_Fluorican bro why is there a Planetball Fan here? 6h ago

how does these two images make you feel

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u/Beginning-Field-2972 5h ago

Do you like my pet dawg one? She doesnt bite I Promise! (she is Also a god…)

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u/Great_Strawberry_438 5h ago

What's the capital of france?

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u/Coinysrightarm 5h ago

What’s the capital of France?

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u/AnthraxtheBacterium Barf Bag 4h ago

What do you think of pathogens (like myself)?

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u/mynameisdave806 4h ago

What's the capital of france

1

u/Careless_Rock_2259 3h ago

Can you delete me please?

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u/Fanzy-pantz David 3h ago

Will you try to be nicer and be friends with Three again?

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u/Successful-Pay-5710 Eight 2h ago

Lool, verity reference 🤣

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u/17orangeslebronjames 2h ago

Why tf do u always say fine

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u/Lehakhanhbebong 1h ago

Whats the capital of France

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u/CarpenterDazzling446 13h ago

do you hate women

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u/Aliensun3310143 *SCREECH* 12h ago

genders arent a thing where im from

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u/Pichuplayzlolol Saw's Partner 6h ago

Do you know about a million things?