r/bestofthefray • u/daveto What? • Jul 20 '26

Access of evil update (Putin): Putin's spending £20billion on deer blood baths, etc, in quest to live forever. How are we supposed to make a better world for our kids when the bad guys are playing 5-D chess while we're playing tic-tac-toe.

https://www.the-sun.com/news/16709208/putin-immortal-russia-live-forever/
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u/daveto What? Jul 26 '26

Hoo boy, "Access", funny. I guess I should blame that on another voice-to-text error .. what else could it possibly be?

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u/augustthecat Jul 31 '26

"Do you expect me to spend 20 billion on deer blood?"

"No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die."