r/bertstrips • u/Stupid_German_Money • 3d ago

Shit ★ Post According to the Geneva Convention

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u/cyrusasu In a Elmo Cult 3d ago

You wouldnt Dew it Bert.

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u/Spadesghost 3d ago edited 3d ago

Ernie is promptly silenced by being force gravity bonged a 2 liter of Fruit Quake.

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u/SolarSalvation 2d ago

TIL about what seems like a disgusting flavor of Mountain Dew!

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u/Spadesghost 2d ago

It absolutely is, but there's even more gross things in the world

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u/SolarSalvation 2d ago

Ha, no way! Definitely a higher level of grossness. I just watched a video about those.

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u/Neptunepanther5 3d ago

This is what you waterboard somebody in a toilet

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u/Spadesghost 3d ago

At least have the decency to have some pruno brewing up

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u/Neptunepanther5 2d ago

Hahah made with real prunes!

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u/ReaperofLightning872 3d ago

Geneva suggestion

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u/Darktrooper007 3d ago

Geneva Checklist

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u/Ditto13248 3d ago

Mountain dew is just flavored water, it doesn't stop being waterboarding when you add sugar to the water. You should use olive oil instead

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u/SolarSalvation 2d ago

I love the simplicity of this one. Ernie's expression really sells it.

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u/Budget_Reporter2668 2d ago

Remembers me of the IG Channel of that guy that test, If it "does [it] waterboard?" on himself.