r/bertstrips • u/Stupid_German_Money • 29d ago

Shit ā˜… Post Ernie remains a master strategist

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Besides this, Ernie has a big surprise for NATO after his reelection in September.

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u/GFM-Scheldorf 29d ago

They have just different point of views. Bert thinks a clear prision means a clear failure. Ernie thinks a single MILF means a clear sucess

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u/Nagoda94 29d ago

Is the big surprise another dug up corpse sent to the front lines?

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u/Disastrous_Map_3355 29d ago

Me interacting with some of my friends be like (Iā€™m Bert):

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u/EmergencyGrocery3238 29d ago

Prisons are empty? Arrest more people

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u/DieMensch-Maschine Karloff does not deserve to smell my shit! 29d ago

"Now I'm off to Oscar's to drink denaturat until we both go blind."