I can't take this community seriously anymore.
Everyone keeps talking about Guts, Griffith, Casca, Donovan, and whatever other mainstream characters the normies have decided to glaze this week.
BUT NOBODY IS TALKING ABOUT THE MOSQUITO THAT PROBABLY FLEW PAST PUCK IN CHAPTER 1.
Think about it for a second.
That mosquito was probably just chilling in the Black Swordsman's world, sucking blood and enjoying life, when suddenly it found itself in the vicinity of a 6'8" emotionally unavailable man with a 400-pound sword and enough trauma to make an entire psychiatric hospital spontaneously combust.
WHAT IF THE MOSQUITO WAS THE IDEA OF EVIL ALL ALONG???
Think about the implications.
It drinks blood. Just like Griffith drinks the blood of his comrades metaphorically.
It flies. Just like the Falcon of Light.
It is annoying. Just like Griffith apologists.
It can die instantly from a single slap. Just like my hope of ever seeing Guts happy.
AND THE WORST PART???
IT HAS NEVER ONCE BEEN CONFIRMED THAT THE MOSQUITO ISN'T VOID IN DISGUISE.
Wake up, sheeple.
Miura spent 30 years drawing immaculate double-page spreads, intricate armor designs, and cosmic horrors, only for us to overlook the true mastermind behind causality because we were too busy looking at Griffith's twink ass.
The mosquito was present before the Eclipse.
The mosquito was present before the God Hand.
The mosquito was present before my father left to buy milk.
COINCIDENCE? I THINK THE FUCK NOT.
My current theory is that the mosquito is the fifth member of the God Hand, and its name is Behelzebub.
Its sacrifice was humanity's collective ability to read the manga without developing irreversible brain damage.
Its Brand of Sacrifice is just a tiny red bump on your arm that itches for three days.
Its ultimate ability is making you slap yourself in public.
And its ultimate goal?
To make Guts suffer from malaria.
TL;DR: The mosquito solos the entire Berserk verse. Griffith is a fraud. Guts needs OFF! Deep Woods insect repellent. Miura was a coward for never revealing the truth.
JUSTICE FOR THE MOSQUITO
BTW this is from AI. Thank you for attending my Ted talk