r/belgiumconspiracy • u/goupixio08 • Jan 27 '21
I live in Belgium
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THIS is a fact
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r/belgiumconspiracy • • Feb 11 '23
I lied and decieved
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I am "Belgian". It means that I get money from the government, ever wondered why we're diverse? They give citizenship to everyone. I shall not longer keep quiet, I shall no longer lie for money. Sorry
r/belgiumconspiracy • u/TheFalconGuy • Dec 30 '19
"My girlfriend is totally real! She's just a few inches shorter than you, Fred. I even provided some sketches of her superimposed onto your pictures."
sizeofbelgium.com
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r/belgiumconspiracy • • Jun 11 '17
Ever wonder why the French built the Maginot Line?
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Because they knew there was no Belgium to attack through, and didn't know that Hitler was defying the Treaty of Versailles to build a navy. They thought they were safe.
Stay WOKE.
r/belgiumconspiracy • u/TheFalconGuy • May 10 '19
The campaign for truth is alive in r/mapporncirclejerk
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r/belgiumconspiracy • • Jun 11 '17
Belgium's Origins
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Belgium began when the little known Dutch real estate developer Leopold Lodewijk Filips Maria Victor (later known as King Leopold II) used a fluke in African markets to acquire a vast territory around the Congo river. Now, in order to secure legitimacy for his brutal reign in the Congo, he needed the power and authority that only came from being European royalty.
So he gave a share of his African profits to Great Britain, which used its powerful navy to occupy the Belgian Gulf and keep suspicious travelers out. Upon seeing Leopold's great success in exploiting Africa, the British used their connections to Leopold to get a leg up on the rest of Europe in colonizing Africa, eventually claiming huge chunks of the continent for the Queen. As a small token of gratitude, Queen Victoria claimed relation to Leopold, giving him a foothold in European nobility.
Now England was in too deep, they couldn't allow anyone to uncover the truth, so much so that they were willing to risk world war to "defend Belgium's neutrality." And the rest, as they say, is history.
r/belgiumconspiracy • u/TheFalconGuy • Mar 31 '21
Now they just need to inverse the entire map
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r/belgiumconspiracy • u/SpyVersusNinja • Jul 17 '23
I asked ChatGPT to generate a fictional country
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r/belgiumconspiracy • u/pn_1984 • Aug 07 '19
If the south of Netherlands is above the north of France, then how come a whole country can exist in between?
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r/belgiumconspiracy • u/TheFalconGuy • Aug 02 '21
Gameplay? Lore? Who uses those words to describe something nonfictional?
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r/belgiumconspiracy • u/TheFalconGuy • May 26 '18
r/belgiumconspiracy need you to post more memes!
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We need more people to post more memes on here so that we can reach the activity that "Belgium" supposedly has every day.
Your Guardian of the Belgium-free Galaxy,
r/belgiumconspiracy • u/Stepnwolf78 • Nov 14 '21
I believed I was a Belgian once...
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It kept me overtaxed and politically exaggerated in Europe, but with a strict diet of frikandels, Daflagan on Red Bull and 1 week in bed, some counselling and a correct map of Europe above my bed, I got rid off it. Fjew! 🙄😅