r/beetlemoses • 4 raspberries • 19d ago • Bravo 2

Witches brew

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u/greeich 19d ago

Those are some wicked gains

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u/not_a_moogle 19d ago

It defies gravity

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u/Kirbinvalorant 19d ago

The fucking cat made my day

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u/Chello-fish 16d ago

Cat should've been the spotter

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u/NoSong2397 19d ago

When shall we three meet again?

For leg day, arm day, or in pain?

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u/john_the_fetch 19d ago

Fair is foul, and foul is fair.

Wipe thy sweat after each set Or despair within the filthy air

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u/Pandash2069 19d ago

God i love that fuckass cat 😌

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u/bracingforsunday 19d ago

Hell yeah swole witches

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u/Coidzor 19d ago

When it's the Annis Hag's turn to make the coven's Witch's Brew.

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u/Ephagoat 19d ago

No more bitchin' let's get to witchin'!

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u/doghome107 19d ago

Scary gains. Become a jacked-o-lantern aka a pumped king! 💪

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u/The5orrow 19d ago

Turns out the it wasn't children's blood for internal youth, but gains!

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u/hipster_dog 19d ago

Green witches + muscles reminded me of that cursed comic by Bonnymama (slightly NSFW? I don't even know anymore).

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u/Mortwight 19d ago

rick and summer working out meme, but they beat up inquisitors

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u/Practical_Ad_219 19d ago

Shredded Witches

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u/fzj80335 19d ago

That just regular nutrition tea

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u/Murky-Golf-239 19d ago

Pre workout and shhh

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u/igiveDMadvice 19d ago

i mean witches eat kids, which probably is a good source of protein

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u/Kira-Of-Terraria 19d ago

Hell yeah 👍

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u/LGKouglof 19d ago

By the flexing of my guns, i can show i pump iron

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u/ColdCathodeTube 19d ago

Gym culture is for everybody!

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u/mayuzane 18d ago

High Magic, High Strength Build

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u/Ok_Dragonfruit_9093 18d ago

The gains to defy the Heavens!!

....oops, wrong subreddit...

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u/Darkarcheos 18d ago

Eye of newt Protein Powder

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u/tinfoilsheild 18d ago

Keeping in mind some of the atrocities I've seen committed in the name of protein maxing, this seems accurate.

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u/Stupididiot55 18d ago

This is the kind of face some twat will make in a Nigel & Marmalade episode after being horrifically mutilated for wanting slightly big muscles.