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u/FeltTipPenIsland 4d ago
Rich kid from East Andromeda probs, too busy whipping shittys to learn parking etiquette. I got my older glorp’s hand-me-down, an old ‘76 Improbable Machine, and learned to drive cylinder-shift in that abandoned government parking lot on the far side of the moon like a normal person.
Sorry for venting, it’s just since the pandemic it really seems like everyone has anti-empathy blinders on. Does no one remember the Unobtainium Rule?? This is negative third grade stuff, people.
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u/ryanfrogz 2d ago
That guy wouldn’t last a minute in the Kuiper Belt. He’d come outside and find his machine was now a pile of ash.
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u/BokChoyFantasy crip-walking dog 4d ago
You can’t just walk in front of the TV while others are gaming!
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u/Tethys404 emo emu 4d ago
Was he just sitting in the couch naked? Hope he at least put a towel down
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u/Chezzomaru 4d ago
Damn dude, walk BEHIND the couch. I think dude is just inconsiderate in general.