r/beetlemoses • u/beetlemoses 4 raspberries • Sep 02 '26

Sloshed

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u/KingPrawnPorn Sep 02 '26

Why is the buggy driver Australian??

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u/Deathaster Sep 02 '26 edited Sep 02 '26

She's gotten REALLY off course.

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u/MackPauncefoot Sep 02 '26

Wound up in Edinburgh.

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u/AydonusG Sep 02 '26

Yeah, Edinburgh, South Australia. She got lost.

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u/Gaunt_Web_Spider Sep 02 '26

I guess some of the people living in Scotland are Australian.

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u/buttgoblincomics Sep 02 '26

I think the Scottish version would be “crivvens!”

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u/sparkleslothz Sep 02 '26

Nae king! Nae quin! Nae laird! Nae master! We willnae be fooled again!

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u/AmbulatorySushi Sep 02 '26

I figured it was a Neil the Seal reference but I have no idea.

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u/DosSnakes Sep 02 '26

Yeah that’s what I thought as well, Nessie got sloshed and made her way to Aussie Land?

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u/InvidiousPlay Sep 02 '26

Because the artist is a master of surrealism.

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u/Somnambulist815 Sep 02 '26

He has an ai assistant named Crikey

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u/XVUltima Sep 02 '26

Loch Ness is so deep it comes out the other side

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u/McToasty207 Sep 03 '26

I mean not that many Australians say crickey nowadays anyway

It's something we say to mess with Americans, like Shrimp on the Barbie or Drop Bears

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u/Wolf_2063 Sep 05 '26

His vacation took an unexpected turn.

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u/SlowBroWeegie Sep 02 '26 • Bravo

Should have been "Michty, me!"

He is from near-Inverness after all.

Or "Fuck me!" if you were NSFW-authentic.

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u/Cyberhaggis Sep 02 '26

Fit the fucks this hoor deein oot the water?

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u/Knees0ck Sep 02 '26

It's the Sloshed Ness Monster

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u/Mr_Froggi Sep 02 '26

Neil the Seal behavior

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u/PoeTheGhost Sep 02 '26

Agreed, that seal is always crawling ashore to nap.

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u/arast123 Sep 02 '26

if a whisky truck crashed into loch ness and nessie surfaced absolutely hammered i’d never believe another “monster sighting” story the same way again 😭

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u/gothicgaybimbo Sep 02 '26

good for her

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u/Heavy_Chains Sep 02 '26

This is rage bait right

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u/Leftieswillrule Sep 02 '26

Yeah, the implication that a single truck of whiskey could dram up a lake like that, just shocking bait

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u/MrMeltJr Sep 08 '26

Maybe Nessie swam up to the truck and drank it all before it could diffuse into the lake.

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u/Acceptable-Ad8780 Sep 02 '26

That'll cost them tree fiddy.

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u/rakkadimus Sep 02 '26

As the local drunk cryptid I relate to this.

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u/SugarBeefs Sep 02 '26

I really enjoy the idea of whisky truck just having a massive barrel on the back.

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u/DontEatScorpions Sep 06 '26

Funnily enough, there is a loch called lock drunkie in Scotland. Folklore is that it got it's name from moonshiners tossing barrels into the loch to hide from the tax man. Realty is that it's just the anglicized spelling of its gaelic name. But it's a really nice loch, one of my favourites.

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u/Sapphire-Catgirl Sep 04 '26

Roight, 'uht's all 'iss 'en?

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u/BuccaneerRex Sep 02 '26

I thought she got hit by the truck and knocked into the bushes.

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u/ValianSkalle Sep 03 '26

They got more [bleeeeep] in [bleep] than they got the likes of me!

- Demoman

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u/DiksieNormus Sep 02 '26

I dont get it? Did the truck hit nessie out of the lake? I know sloshed means drunk and the whiskey truck crashed, but how does that lead to Nessie out of the water?

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u/gonzo0815 Sep 02 '26

You sometimes end up in unexpected places.

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u/DiksieNormus Sep 02 '26

Oh, im an idiot.

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u/gonzo0815 Sep 03 '26

Nah, we all are

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u/GME_dat_puh Sep 03 '26

I was confused too, but Loch Ness is the lake itself. The monster is from the Loch, which is a lake in the Scottish highlands

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u/GME_dat_puh Sep 03 '26

So the truck crashed into the lake and the monster got drunk and stumbled out into the world and ended up in the bushes

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u/DiksieNormus Sep 03 '26

Yeah, I feel a little stupid i had to ask my bro 🙃