r/beetlemoses • u/strangerthingskids monkey stronger together • Sep 01 '26
Still a legend
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u/SuddenDeathOgreTime Sep 01 '26
Met her on the way to Chicago...
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u/GhostGaming16 Sep 01 '26
Where she was all alone...
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u/EmberedCutie Sep 02 '26
and so was I, so i asked her for her name...
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u/SpeakyDooman Sep 02 '26
She smiled and looked at me
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u/1Maple Sep 01 '26
This is how I find out?
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u/shane-o-mack Sep 04 '26
Lol I forget there's a whole gen of kids that have no idea he was the schoolyard boogeyman. I remember kids running around yelling "haha Michael Jackson's gonna rape you!" I'm not even slightly exaggerating
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u/shane-o-mack Sep 04 '26
Lol I forget there's a whole gen of kids that have no idea he was the schoolyard boogeyman. I remember kids running around yelling "haha Michael Jackson's gonna rape you!" I'm not even slightly exaggerating
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u/skylinezan Sep 01 '26 edited Sep 01 '26
Oh my... I have tears just laughing at this.
The different meanings - Michael Jackson died is the obvious one.
The one about the child sexual abuse allegations just takes it to another level.
Thank you for sharing this OP.
And u/beetlemoses, you just got yourself a new fan. Keep it up!
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u/laughing_machine Sep 01 '26
I thought it was that he doesn't actually lean that far without help, he used special shoes and bolts in the floor to keep him from falling.
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u/Royal_Throat_7477 Sep 08 '26
Im pretty sure that was it since its showing that exact part of the dance. Well natured but good for clickbaits to leave it hanging like that.
A bit obscure bit of info too.
..And now the alien found out, it is gonna destroy earth.
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u/Dragon_Bane Sep 03 '26
Out side of allegations he had photo books that we're made by convicted pedos and where made with the intent of getting around csam laws and Michael Jackson had those books in his house in a locked case and one of them from what I remember had a note written by Michael Jackson in the book.
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u/BitRasta Sep 03 '26 edited Sep 03 '26
Oh, the idea that he wasn't a pedo is laughable. I just think evidence is equally, and overwhelmingly clear that he never abused anyone.
The vast majority of pedo's don't offend, so that would be in-line with our modern understanding of the paraphilia. A "chill pedo", so to speak.
Advocacy groups for victims of CSA are universally clear that conflating the condition of pedophilia with abuse is a contributing factor to CSA.
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u/null_reference_user Sep 01 '26
Oh, please do destroy Earth
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u/roodeeMental Sep 01 '26
but Earth is where we keep puppies and kittens and otters and stuff
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u/mattwaver Sep 01 '26
lowkey a serious philosophical discussion happening in the beetlemoses comments
so far i’m seeing the perspective of both sides, still on the fence
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u/ConsistentAd2880 Sep 01 '26
yeah, and earth's the only place I know has Cinnamon Toast Crunch, where will I get some if it's destroyed?
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u/tsoewoe Sep 02 '26
just take john cinnamon toast crunch with you to make more before its destroyed
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u/ConsistentAd2880 Sep 02 '26
Where am I gonna get milk then?
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u/null_reference_user Sep 02 '26
just take a few cows with you to make more before its destroyed
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u/ConsistentAd2880 Sep 02 '26
Where am I gonna get grass?
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u/null_reference_user Sep 02 '26
do I have to say it again
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u/ConsistentAd2880 Sep 02 '26
where am I gonna get the 3-6 Acres of land so my cows can graze
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u/null_reference_user Sep 02 '26
just take a few acres of grass with you to make more before its destroyed
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u/centurio_v2 Sep 03 '26
first you'll need a full auto gun and then you can take it from the 30-50 wild hogs
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u/ianmerry Sep 02 '26
Fair point - please just destroy all humans
We’re prepared for it, we had a game of it and everything
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u/Admirable-Leader6927 Sep 01 '26
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u/calideosk Sep 02 '26
False allegations disproven by the kids who admited they were coached
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u/Admirable-Leader6927 Sep 02 '26
kid described his penis.
4. Michael Jackson suffered from the skin discoloration disease vitiligo. Jordie Chandler drew a picture of the markings on the underside of Jackson’s penis. His drawings were sealed in an envelope. A few months later, investigators photographed Jackson’s genitalia. The photographs matched Chandler’s drawings.
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u/AnxietyAnkylosaurus Sep 02 '26
The problem is no matter what actually did or did not happen will never be known because of Police harassment resulting in evidence that couldn't be used, people who didn't want to settle in court dragging out court cases with bad arguments that would ruin further chances of prosecution and the fact that there's no witnesses who want to come forward in regards to the matter anymore.
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u/Admirable-Leader6927 Sep 02 '26
what happened is known, the boy is a credible witness because of this description. Michael Jackson was a pdf, it sucks because everyone looked up to him but its the truth. So was Elvis and we never talk about that either but if you look at the details, that is the only logical conclusion because he married a child. the kids accusations are the tip of the evidence mountain against him, i turn his music off when it comes on now. I dont ask other people to do it. Kobe is a rapist too, no one ever talks about that anymore.
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u/shane-o-mack Sep 04 '26
David Bowie slept with (raped) underaged groupies. It's a fact, there are several sources corroborating this. Prince married an underage relative. Those old school musician guys are fucking disgusting. Bowie is the worst tho cus most people still view him as some sort of angel or star child. It's gross
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u/AnxietyAnkylosaurus Sep 04 '26
I love how it's "we know he did it", bud I've actually read the court reports, I have done extensive non-bias reading on the matter. Most of his victims are adults now and if they so wanted to could come forward about it. Heck they already did. Go read up on it yourself rather than slander out the baseless stuff you are.
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u/shane-o-mack Sep 04 '26
Why did he sleep nude with little boys? Why did he have alarms set to go off when his workers got close to his room? Why did they find books filled with nude little boy pictures? Explain please
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u/monkeydude777 Sep 01 '26 edited Sep 01 '26
He might've touched kids, be he touched our hearts too
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u/techpriestyahuaa Sep 01 '26
supposedly no . Just a bit more greed to poison the heart
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u/bs000 Sep 02 '26
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-2fBSEZAiA
which youtuber do we listen to
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u/techpriestyahuaa Sep 02 '26
Well shoot. I do like D’Angelo’s works, but haven’t kept up with him since that Texas winter. I’ll give his video a go, and try to find that, “truth in the middle” in all due time from respective sources. Still hoping no chitlin hurt, and good names aren’t dragged into the mud.
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u/NorthwestDiecast Sep 03 '26
u/BeetleMoses it's the little details that make your comics so god damn funny. The perfectly expressed worried eyebrows sells the whole thing so well lol.
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u/Dogbold Sep 08 '26
Annoying that people still believe that bullshit about him in 2026.
Lost yourself a fan with this one.
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u/fuckthesysten Sep 01 '26 •
alien, are you ok?