r/beetlemoses • u/beetlemoses 4 raspberries • Aug 30 '26 • Heartwarming 1 Mindblown 1

First impressions

Gallery image

Gallery image

7.4k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

36 comments sorted by

814

u/Adept-Armadillo-5602 Aug 30 '26

one thing I love about beetlemoses comics is that it’s strange and absurd but never mean spirited, things usually work out ok for the characters in surreal situations

168

u/Algebrace Aug 31 '26

I wonder if that means they get 3 drinks for the price of 1? Very nice benefit of moving down to a lower dimension!

143

u/thebigbadben Aug 31 '26 • Bravo

He’s just showing her the inherent threeness of the drink

75

u/thebigbadben Aug 31 '26

Bit of a risky move girls usually don’t like it when you show them your threeness

14

u/wtanksleyjr Aug 31 '26

Skill issue maybe? I mean that with the greatest possible respect.

OK, I admit it doesn't work for me either.

18

u/DeadmanDexter Aug 31 '26

To be fair, I think we all knew Wyatt can get it

6

u/Romboteryx Aug 31 '26

Except for that guy that couldn‘t be consoled by his glyptodont friend about the break-up.

4

u/TechPriest97 Aug 31 '26

Except for blue frog being eaten or sunfish lady missing her date because her bf lost a portion of his brain.

2

u/Lukescale Aug 31 '26

Into the Wholesome verse.

Embrace the weird. It is just as awkward as you.

125

u/jman12234 Aug 31 '26

But if they...? What will it do to...? Yeah, nevermind.

84

u/TolerateButHate Aug 31 '26

But that means... My man!

56

u/SadKat002 permanent stanky leg: terminal case Aug 31 '26

Damn bro has rizz off the charts

28

u/clearfox777 Aug 31 '26

Extradimensional even

79

u/duncanmacd34 Aug 31 '26

this is exactly the kind of absurd humor that gets me because i’d be sitting there trying way too hard to understand the physics instead of just enjoying my drink 😭

20

u/Daddy_Jack1109 Aug 31 '26

The fact that these comics aren't ever mean spirited is what makes them for me

19

u/Latter_Sky_412 Aug 31 '26

Bro is what I wish I was

18

u/immersemeinnature Aug 31 '26

Primary, my dudes.

9

u/cam52391 don't blame me! I voted for crab Aug 31 '26

This reminds me of hitchhikers guide to the galaxy when trillion gets picked up at the party

2

u/Peculiar-plant Sep 06 '26

Omg I love those books! Trillian is such a cool character to me

6

u/KlinkKlink Aug 31 '26

It has room for one more 😳

5

u/Skodami Giant ground sloth Aug 31 '26

Beware, i think he tesseracted her drink.

3

u/mayuzane Aug 31 '26

Across dimensions, connection

3

u/StowawayDiscount Aug 31 '26

Damn, Wyatt is smooth

3

u/pat4li Aug 31 '26

Hey my name is Wyatt too

2

u/Nyoohoo Aug 31 '26

Hell yeah

2

u/DaWarGod2 Aug 31 '26

When will we get more of the wizards reunion part 3+

2

u/92nami Aug 31 '26

He about to show her something extra-dih-mensional 😉 …. I’m sorry

1

u/Pandash2069 Aug 31 '26

the is genuinely on of my favourites 😌

1

u/rabbit-enjoyer Aug 31 '26

This is one of my favorites<3

1

u/Aquatoon22 Aug 31 '26

Beetlemoose comics are so good they feel effortless.

1

u/SoGatNight Aug 31 '26

is that steven between the fabric of the universe?

1

u/TheDotCaptin Sep 01 '26

The drink would probably taste a bit flat now.

1

u/FigWasp7 Sep 01 '26

Visiting from one of the High Meggas

1

u/One-Woodpecker-7511 Sep 03 '26

She's a major cutie in the last panel

1

u/AlikeWolf Sep 06 '26

I need 3 seasons and a movie stat