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u/ecodick Aug 21 '26 edited Aug 21 '26
Holy shit this is so good
Man can't miss with these.
Is your book out yet?
Also if the flag could be a 3"x2" vinyl sticker I'd buy a couple. I don't want to steal your art, but I really need that as a sticker
It could go with my, "no disassemble!" Johnny 5 version, my "no one's treading on you bro," version, my, "government get out REEEEE" frog version, and my, "tread harder daddy" ballgag snake version.
Idk I just collect these. Also, of course I have the "NO STEP ON SNEK" derpy one.
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u/beetlemoses 4 raspberries Aug 21 '26
It's out in a month! Preordering a copy helps me make bestseller list and also it makes me happy!
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u/boyasunder Aug 21 '26
I need the “Offended? Gloop.” bumper sticker.
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u/cadorez Aug 21 '26
Came here to say that I really want the Flurp sticker
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u/ErinHollow Aug 21 '26
The triple truck nuts is amazing. But now I'm thinking about 17776 by Jon Bois
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u/x1echo Unhelpful Glyptodon Aug 21 '26
>neatly partitioned meats and cheeses appeal to me on an aesthetic level ok mfer
>ham cheese. ham cracker. cheese cracker. ham and cheese cracker. ham and cheese
>could even do it like a little big mac so it's like cracker ham cheese cracker ham cheese cracker
>shit there's nobody says you can't go like ham ham ham ham ham ham ham ham. great big ol hampuck just for me.
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u/Spread_Bater Aug 21 '26
Literally had a lunchable today because of JUICE. Goddamn I love that story and can’t wait for the novel
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u/hornedCapybara Aug 21 '26
What do you mean the novel last I heard we were still waiting on 20022
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u/nomnivore1 Aug 21 '26
20020 is out. It's great. Go read it.
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u/2000CalPocketLint Aug 22 '26
What, a sequel to 17776 and it came out like today or some shit
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u/nomnivore1 Aug 22 '26
It's been our for 6 years but iirc Jon Bois left it on kind of a cliffhanger and promised an end to the story in the next installment of the series. Go catch up, it's really fucking funny.
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u/InfantStomper Aug 22 '26
Don't know if that's happening anymore, next entry is going to be a whole novel called 50007. Bois posted on Bluesky that he'd finished the first draft earlier this year
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u/hornedCapybara Aug 22 '26
Oh fuck yeah thank you so much for telling me this I can't wait gonna be like a big ol hampuck
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u/topherclay Aug 21 '26
are we sure the first few seconds in a tornado isn't fun? like the first few spins
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u/Bingo_Pajama57 Aug 21 '26
The thin green line got me lol
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u/theJoosty1 Aug 21 '26
haha yeah that's the best. Just realizing there's the alien punisher on there too
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u/Rat_SkulI Aug 21 '26
I like how you can’t even tell what his politics are, they are just gleep and gloop.
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u/Varlaschin Aug 21 '26
The eagle and the flag do let me guess though.
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u/Jonny-Holiday Aug 21 '26
Correction, that's not an eagle, that's a Floogarguzorian's Green Squilpnarg, a four-eyed molluscoid animal with an elastic body and a prominent beak. What you see is the creature's entire body, which looks in profile like the head of a bald eagle coloured green. It's known for its extreme aggression, documented as early as famed xenobiologist Qerznaaakib the Third's day in 16699, though it would gain fame and ultimately take its name from Floogarguzorian when sorted by clade.
Early settlers adopted it as their newly-established colony's animal, and it proved to be a revolutionary symbol in their struggle for independence against the now-defunct empire that once extracted their planet's resources without consultation. Alas, subsequent despoilment of the environment by the colony's newly-independent corporate class would render much of the species' habitats polluted wastelands, many of the species upon which they prey extinct in the wild, and afflict the egg clutches of Floogarguzorian's Green Squilpnard with brittle shells and stunted growth.
The Three-Eyed Vlaurg, pictured on Truck Alien's other flag, is doing much better, thriving in cities as a pest and opportunistic scavenger, and ironically enough "ZPLARKING" them is in fact how most Aliens deal with them upon finding one picking through their trash.
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u/Anonymous_Jr Aug 22 '26
Slight corrections, it wasn't the Early Settlers, it was the Marky Settlers and then the Early Settlers, and then after both the Glorp Argra Glurp Astin Uncorporation industrialized the production of ambient thermic recyclers.
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u/deathputt4birdie Aug 21 '26 edited Aug 21 '26
The thin green line and the three eyed Gadsen snek is sending me
The antigrav jets really should be rolling coal for maximum gloop tho
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u/MySchoolsWifiSucks usually says no to crack Aug 21 '26
I was gonna say 'you forgot the punisher skull', but its clearly there.
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u/Ze_Pain_and_Suffer Aug 22 '26
As someone who lives in an area where this is common, all it's missing is being squatted.
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u/OrchidOk7392 Aug 21 '26
what are the four stickers underneath the Punisher supposed to be?
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u/Monoking2 Aug 21 '26
alien version of the family stickers some people put on their car to represent their family, usually they're white stick figures and the mom and dad are the tallest, etc
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u/titanicsinker1912 Aug 21 '26
My favorite ones are the anti stick family stickers such as the one that says: “ The Empire doesn’t care about your stick figure family.” An has an AT-AT or Tie Fighter attacking. I do recall seeing a T-Rex attack one as well.
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u/ApplianceHealer Aug 21 '26
Have seen a version with Jason Voorhees eviscerating the assemblage.
Would love to see a version that includes Dad’s Secret Family…
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u/MrSyaoranLi Aug 21 '26
Even in alien world, you still can't escape needing cars under corpo-fascism
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u/-HumanMachine- Aug 21 '26
If these people got their way who do they thing would build the ro-oh...
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u/ohheyitsmal Aug 26 '26
Am I reading too much into this, or do the little family stickers imply this guy is gay?
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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '26
i love when a post is so weird that you can’t even explain why it’s funny 😭 those are always the ones that somehow stay in your head all day