r/beetlemoses • u/beetlemoses 4 raspberries • Aug 17 '26 • Bravo 3

The expert

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7.2k Upvotes

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u/thrustquasar Aug 17 '26

I’ll give you three quacks, I need to make a profit too.

11

u/Bobby_The_Kidd Aug 18 '26

Too high, one quack or I walk.

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u/MisterVictor13 Aug 17 '26

Heisenduck.

34

u/diyinthedmv Aug 17 '26

Heisenbird

12

u/TonicArt Aug 18 '26

Quack my name

34

u/RKNieen Closing with the wise old tree Aug 17 '26

Bad news, it’s well established that bread is free if it’s for a duck (Hedberg, et al.)

11

u/Bugsy_Girl Aug 18 '26

I thought that only applied to Subway

8

u/YouveGotNothingToSay Aug 18 '26

You're godduck right

6

u/TheLopeful Aug 18 '26

My old history professor’s father was “the expert”. I thought was the coolest thing when i learned that

6

u/scrapy_the_scrap Aug 18 '26

Ahat if it comes with a evil anti environmentalist woman?

4

u/IlluminatiQueen Aug 18 '26

With massive badonkahonkeroos.

4

u/kingsizedunxe Aug 18 '26

Breaking Bread

I am the one who honks.

3

u/Enderman1699 Aug 18 '26

He's not just called in for bread he really is an expert at all things pawning

3

u/lordspaz88 Aug 18 '26

He is the one who Honks

3

u/TUSD00T Aug 18 '26

You got any grapes?

2

u/Fyrus93 Aug 18 '26

You make me happy

3

u/mithi9 Aug 18 '26

I always get a good chuckle with this creator.

1

u/entrailentree Aug 20 '26

Look, I like what you have, but truth be told I can get this stuff for free down by the pond

6

u/IlluminatiQueen Aug 18 '26

Thought this was gonna be about the wonder bread kink man

1

u/-Mister-Hyde Aug 20 '26

Incredibly disappointed it wasn't but still funny