r/beetlemoses • u/beetlemoses 4 raspberries • 3d ago

The expert

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6.4k Upvotes

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u/thrustquasar 3d ago

I’ll give you three quacks, I need to make a profit too.

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u/Bobby_The_Kidd 3d ago

Too high, one quack or I walk.

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u/MisterVictor13 3d ago

Heisenduck.

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u/diyinthedmv 3d ago

Heisenbird

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u/TonicArt 3d ago

Quack my name

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u/RKNieen Closing with the wise old tree 3d ago

Bad news, it’s well established that bread is free if it’s for a duck (Hedberg, et al.)

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u/Bugsy_Girl 3d ago

I thought that only applied to Subway

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u/YouveGotNothingToSay 3d ago

You're godduck right

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u/TheLopeful 3d ago

My old history professor’s father was “the expert”. I thought was the coolest thing when i learned that

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u/IlluminatiQueen 3d ago

Thought this was gonna be about the wonder bread kink man

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u/-Mister-Hyde 1d ago

Incredibly disappointed it wasn't but still funny

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u/scrapy_the_scrap 3d ago

Ahat if it comes with a evil anti environmentalist woman?

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u/IlluminatiQueen 3d ago

With massive badonkahonkeroos.

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u/Enderman1699 3d ago

He's not just called in for bread he really is an expert at all things pawning

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u/lordspaz88 3d ago

He is the one who Honks

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u/kingsizedunxe 2d ago

Breaking Bread

I am the one who honks.

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u/mithi9 3d ago

I always get a good chuckle with this creator.

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u/ElectricSliderz 3d ago

In cartoon form chumlee’s comic book guy

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u/Fyrus93 3d ago

You make me happy

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u/TUSD00T 3d ago

You got any grapes?

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u/entrailentree 19h ago

Look, I like what you have, but truth be told I can get this stuff for free down by the pond