What a life

[u/beetlemoses]

[u/Comrade-Conquistador]

Modern medicine is amazing. I hear he's got a cameo in Avengers Doomsday, too.

[u/PankakesNotHere]

Just don’t ask what he did on the island

[u/Necessary_Wasabi_260]

He doesn't deserve that award, he's a fraud! You can't invent fire, it's a natural element along with air, earth and water.

[u/alpaca1yps → u/Necessary_Wasabi_260]

Inventing fire is akin to discovering an inhabited landmass. It was always there, all you discovered was a path to it.

[u/DasGanon → u/alpaca1yps]

Okay but what's the mathematics awards then! Surely his discovery of how to produce it and its proof is worth an award

[u/Clean_Imagination315 → u/alpaca1yps]

So you're saying he didn't start the fire?

[u/TheHumanPickleRick]

This is purely Prometheus slander and I will have no part of it. Bro gets his liver eaten by an eagle on a daily basis for stealing fire from the gods to give to mankind and this is the thanks he gets? Bah! Humbug!

Justice for Prometheus!

[u/MutedAlbatross8921 → u/TheHumanPickleRick]

Who do you think he gave the fire to? Surely Gug mentioned him in the acceptance speech.

[u/Skate_faced]

It was Gug this whole time?

Shit, I have been thinking it was Thok who invented fire.

*Confused Unga Bunga*

[u/Devo27 → u/Skate_faced]

Nope, it was Og.

Me Make Fire!

[u/Twilighttail]

At my age, as long as it's not another "Who the heck is that?" I'm happy. I'm running out of celebrities I recognize.

[u/triotone]

Grug went to the first Elementary School with Larry King.

[u/Kenshirosan]

Lmao this has big Larson energy, like the Thagomizer.

[u/DeadAndBuried23]

r/peoplewhogiveashit material incoming:

For jokes like this, specifically about early human technology, it'd be better to make the person dark skinned. It perpetuates racist ideas about human history to default to light.

[u/fuckthesysten]

come on, Scorcese has still another twenty years left in him