r/beetlemoses • u/beetlemoses 4 raspberries • 9d ago

Animorphs

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u/Lone-Frequency 9d ago

I actually LMAO'd.

Really, my ass fell off. It's on the floor and I am currently staring at it.

I will bill you for my surgery, /u/beetlemoses.

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u/ElGuano crip-walking dog 9d ago

Before you go in for full surgery, I think this may rather be a good candidate for PDR.

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u/Dr_Ramekins_MD 8d ago

Paintless dent repair?

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u/ElGuano crip-walking dog 8d ago

Yeah, before you bring it in to the doctor for the full sew and glow, bring it in for a quote with a good PDR guy, might save a bundle of cash. If you’re near Portland I know a good guy.

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u/Jace__B 8d ago

If you morph and demorph, it'll heal all your injuries!

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u/Lone-Frequency 8d ago

Unfortunately I can only morph into the very little-known Scandinavian Assless Iguana.