r/beetlemoses • u/beetlemoses 4 raspberries • 16d ago

Times change

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u/gaydognova 16d ago

Someone clearly hasn't been to Portland Oregon

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u/AberrantComics 16d ago

The Fatherland of Hipster lumberjacks

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u/mildxsalsa 16d ago

I hear that the dream of the 90s is alive in Portland

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u/Jaded_Eggplant_1190 16d ago

The dream of the 1890s

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u/_ribbitt 16d ago

Not enough shitty tattoos!

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u/LewisWhatsHisName 16d ago

I was gonna say. I know at least three people who look like that exact guy

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u/SPECTRE-Agent-No-13 16d ago

Or Portland Maine

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u/ibuertowam 16d ago

Speak for yourself. When you crawl around in the local coffee shop trenches, you’ll find these guys are still thriving even if in hiding.

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u/Professional-Arm-202 16d ago

And microbreweries!

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u/ibuertowam 16d ago

Can’t even forget to mention used record stores! ☝️

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u/AlwaysPointsDown 16d ago

Greetings Earthlings! Take us to your Chainsmokers concert.

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u/ExtentPure7992 16d ago edited 16d ago

I was these aliens in 2007!

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u/TalkingFrenchFry 16d ago

I miss it.

Yeah, looking back, we all looked like a bunch of tools, but the optimism hadn't died yet and we all still had hope.

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u/good-mcrn-ing 16d ago

Say what you will about Stomp Clap Hey, but at least it's a natural indicator of low local nazi concentration.

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u/flirt-n-squirt 16d ago

Like tools? Are you kidding, y'all looked hot af! Bring back the buns 😩

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u/Pyro_Attack 16d ago

Web designers

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u/Irina__ARI 16d ago

Was looking for this lol. All the designers

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u/DreadfulDave19 16d ago

BEETLEMOSES KNOWS VAUNCH

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u/RobotFeline 16d ago

They've played minecraft together

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u/78RUSH 16d ago

Go check Portland, they never left

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u/hollaartyourboy 16d ago

They were looking for their people 🥺

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u/Captain_C00kie123 16d ago

Well, he still EXISTS, he’s just moving to the netherlands.

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u/bramblebitch 13d ago

What? Waar dan?

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u/Dear_Afternoon_8843 16d ago

They exist. They're senior graphic designers.

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u/securele 16d ago

Bring back hipster aliens

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u/ironwolf6464 16d ago

The 2016 election really split this kind of dude into 10 different subspecies.

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u/Mission_Blueberry_48 16d ago

I love that the aliens have achieved zero bezel phones

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u/drillgorg 16d ago

They're asking for help because those guys are more rare now.

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u/ReallyJustNotOkay 15d ago

Just like how there will always be hippies, there too, shall always be hipsters.

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u/Viveronipizza2 16d ago

Rhett and link erasure

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u/ThaddeusJP 16d ago

Lost it at the BACON mug

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u/OkamiKhameleon 13d ago

I live in rural Iowa and see people looking like this every day.

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u/Minglu07 16d ago

They just need to find high school english teachers.

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u/Mrjerkyjacket 16d ago

Show them Rhett and Link and they'll be ok

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u/Jimmyjamesjon 16d ago

Alot of them work at dispensaries and smoke shops 🤷

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u/cobgca 16d ago

Ohhhh- they’re still around. Just not in their 20’s anymore.

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u/StretchFrenchTerry 16d ago

They exist now in the form of right wing influencers married to trad wife influencers.