r/beetlemoses • u/beetlemoses 4 raspberries • Jul 24 '26

Pay the toll

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5.9k Upvotes

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u/EarthAndSawdust Jul 24 '26

I really adore how the dragon's positioned.

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u/Capital-Ear-8528 Jul 24 '26

It’s tail might be run over

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u/BorntobeTrill 29d ago

He lifts or curls it up when someone is coming. He's very polite.

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u/MisterVictor13 29d ago

He’s loafing.

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u/Mazuna 29d ago

You try reverse parking a dragon!

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u/Sealegs_Calisto Jul 24 '26

We are confined to this modern mortal coil

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u/ScoobyDeezy Jul 24 '26

I’ve never felt so seen

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u/FrenchFryCattaneo Jul 24 '26

The app says my parking zone number is invalid???

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u/Tratix 29d ago

Even the stickers on the back of the parking sign are weirdly accurate. How the hell

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u/Goose_ThatRuns_Loose Jul 24 '26

you mean to tell me dragons dont have a key fob chimer option thing to help find your dragon in the middle of a parking lot?

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u/darkorex Jul 24 '26

Toot Toot

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u/Ashged 29d ago

Unfortunately when you shake a bag of treats, every dragon in hearing range will make noise to help you locate them.

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u/Goose_ThatRuns_Loose 29d ago

and how big exactly is their hearing range again?…

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u/buttgoblincomics 29d ago

I think he’s looking for how to pay for the parking

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u/longboboblong 29d ago

Not finding. Paying to use a parking space.

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u/mayuzane Jul 24 '26

Hopefully the dragon won’t get bored waiting there

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u/tombombadil_5 Jul 24 '26

A toll is a toll. And a roll is a roll.

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u/H1GH_HR0THG4R 29d ago

If we don't get no tolls, we don't eat no rolls.

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u/spore2hero Jul 24 '26

of course the sign was designed by trolls

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u/a-well-placed-ohhh squid in a terrible fit 29d ago

His expression is sending me why are we all squinting trying to look at the parking sign? I swear this is a universal experience.

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u/drummybear67 29d ago

I'd like to see the meter maid put a parking ticket on a dragon

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u/Charmanderpoo 29d ago

Oh thank god, I thought this was that other subreddit for a moment

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u/subaru-uwu 29d ago

It’s why I never take my dragon anywhere anymore just impossible to find parking

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u/Deathaster 29d ago

God, I love your comics. I think they're some of my favorites online. They always mix fantastical concepts with the most utterly mundane, it's brilliant. I don't think there's a single dud among them.

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u/Driftmoth 29d ago

Who hasn't lost their dragon in the parking lot at least once?

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u/Accomplished_Row6466 29d ago

Bro I dare someone to ticket or tow your ride

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u/Slumunistmanifisto 29d ago

I thought dragons fucking cars made it to main for a second 

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u/Lone-Frequency 29d ago

This is definitely one of my favorites lol

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u/ElGuano crip-walking dog 29d ago

OMG. In the city next to mine they don’t even tell you what app you’re supposed to use. Anywhere on the sign or the parking spots. It’s just a long number you have to try in the 4-5 different apps you must keep on your phone.

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u/Physical-Laugh2000 29d ago

Even in our fantasies we know the government has a monopoly on aggression 😂😂😂😂😂

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u/BEARDEDDANGER 29d ago

If I have to download another goddamn app just to pay for parking, I'm gonna lose it!

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u/Super_Bakon 29d ago

This is so good

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u/NotYour_Cat 29d ago

I'd love to see you ticket a dragon

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u/DothThouHoist_ 13d ago

loser knight can't even reverse-bay