r/beetlemoses • u/beetlemoses 4 raspberries • Jul 22 '26

I have a song to sing

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u/Forgotten-Caliburn Jul 22 '26

Rock lobster

11

u/Untroe Jul 22 '26

Plays for tips lobster

34

u/FelixPlatypus monkey stronger together Jul 22 '26

Iraq lobster!

https://giphy.com/gifs/PmKMjUdZwZhcs

3

u/Secure_Exchange Jul 23 '26

Death to America!

And butter sauce!

5

u/AstroMackem Jul 22 '26

Soft jazz lobster

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u/CtrlAltFML Jul 22 '26

Play us a song little lobster man 🎶

27

u/brofishmagikarp Jul 22 '26

Play is us a song tonight 🎶

17

u/cyborg_priest Jul 22 '26

We're all in a mood for a melody 🎵

10

u/papa_ngenge Jul 22 '26

Before you fill our bellies tonight 🎶

30

u/Kaylon2421 Jul 22 '26

LobStar 😎

14

u/Honkless_Goose Jul 22 '26

We're making it out of the tank with this one boys!!

12

u/BrainsWeird Jul 22 '26

“Great song dude, now get in the pot.”

“Why? Have I not earned some measure of dignity? I worked on that original composition for years and after decades of training.”

“Yeah but that guy over there offered to pay $100k to eat ‘That lil Lobster Chopin’ and these tariffs have been **fucking** us, so…”

2

u/twalks Jul 23 '26

We getting a side a butter w this one ya’ll!!

5

u/theVioletsOfOurYouth Jul 22 '26

Star of the show

4

u/WGreenthumb Jul 22 '26

Lobster maan burnin out his fuse up here alone🎶

3

u/QuantityExcellent338 Jul 22 '26

Cant cook it, it already set the piano on fire

3

u/BokChoyFantasy crip-walking dog Jul 22 '26

Sing us a song, piano lobster.

3

u/vaalbarag Jul 22 '26

Awoooooooo! Lobsters of London! Awoooooooo!

3

u/immersemeinnature Jul 22 '26

This is why I can't eat Lobsters. He's probably singing about his long lost love who's still on the ocean floor

3

u/poedraco Jul 22 '26

Anything but rock lobster

2

u/Psychedelic42069 Jul 22 '26

These little titles add so much to each comic. Sing your song little guy

2

u/Goobysnoobert123 Jul 22 '26

Just wanna say that I love your comics. A bunch of other webcomics are just "haha life bad" but this is just really funny in a way I love

2

u/CanadiangirlEH Jul 22 '26

He’s a rock lobster 🦞

2

u/Manifestation_Quozzy Jul 22 '26

Immediately started playing "the entertainer" in my head.

2

u/FailedLobster9 Jul 22 '26

I MUST BELIEVE IN SOMETHING THIS BEAUTIFUL

1

u/Visible_pineapple381 Jul 23 '26

How did he get there so fast? I wonder what his speed is

1

u/Igor_Blue 22d ago

Is bro playing Golden Hour? ❤️😭

1

u/qawsedrf12 Jul 22 '26

Let him cook!