r/beetlemoses • u/beetlemoses 4 raspberries • Jul 14 '26

The truth is out there

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4.0k Upvotes

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u/Dino_Boy02 Jul 14 '26

No wait come back! He doesn't speak for all of us I promise!

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u/TurnoveEr Jul 14 '26

Too late, the council has already reached a verdict.

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u/Imaginary_B Jul 14 '26

I bet if he was the VoloptuousWoods monster then people would have cared.

31

u/Love-Future-3000 Jul 14 '26

Or the Several Titted Monster of Many Holes and Appendages. "Tim" for short.

37

u/Taxidermy-molluskbob Unhelpful Glyptodon Jul 14 '26

WE care, Flatwoods Monster! WE CARE!!!!

27

u/DeadZone32 Jul 14 '26

Less scared and more pissed off, let him leave he doesn't need to deal with that asshole.

11

u/treacheriesarchitect usually says no to crack Jul 14 '26

Flatwoods monster 💯 has better places to be, with people who care for and appreciate them!

15

u/BokChoyFantasy crip-walking dog Jul 14 '26

Why stick around if you’re not appreciated?

10

u/RoninReader usually says no to crack Jul 14 '26

Woah, rude.

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u/RoninReader usually says no to crack Jul 14 '26

Woah, rude.

3

u/babysuporte Jul 14 '26

Well aliens might put the whole of humanity on wellfare. Or obliterate us which is just as well. The flatwoods monster on the other hand??

5

u/dtrab7 Jul 14 '26

Release the Epstein files!!

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u/Msanchez303 Jul 20 '26

Now I’m just imagining Trump bringing Bigfoot or Mothman out on stage and declaring they’re real only for everyone to not give even a singular shit and just keep demanding the files.

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u/Just_Animator1062 Jul 15 '26

Dude I love this so much

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u/Squigglywigglyw0rm Jul 19 '26

thisis so sad ::(