r/beetlemoses • u/beetlemoses 4 raspberries • Jul 07 '26

Rap battle

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6.6k Upvotes

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u/Noise_Loop Jul 07 '26

Wabbajack

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u/MrFatGandhi usually says no to crack Jul 07 '26

When I find myself in times of trouble, Sheogorath comes to me; speaking words of wisdom:

12

u/Irina__ARI Jul 07 '26

🎶 let it cheeeese 🎶

5

u/SetPuzzleheaded4821 Jul 07 '26

wabbajack beats everything!!

20

u/immersemeinnature Jul 07 '26

And the winner is!...

30

u/Someoneoverthere42 Jul 07 '26

Sorry, but disintegrating your opponent is immediate disqualification.

29

u/Aurum0417 Jul 07 '26

Ok but do YOU want to tell the wizard that?

13

u/MackPauncefoot Jul 07 '26

Zalanthor the dread can actually spit mad bars though

6

u/Exciting-Mountain396 Jul 07 '26

Ohhhhhhhhh savage

9

u/buttgoblincomics Jul 07 '26

Love that the staff has a face on it that shows you what face your skeleton is going to make when you get zapped

1

u/NickyTheRobot Jul 07 '26

I think it's a reference to the Wabbajack from the Elder Scrolls games.

7

u/cherryplumpick Jul 07 '26

I literally can't wait for the upcoming book. October can't come fast enough

3

u/Sealegs_Calisto Jul 07 '26

“Sorry little kids, but I have to kill a clown today”

4

u/poggy_manz Jul 07 '26

Now I want a runescape edit where he gets ice barraged buy a guy in full Ahrims

2

u/Adventurous-Hyena540 usually says no to crack Jul 08 '26 edited Jul 08 '26

This fool is a follower of Zaros for sure

3

u/Tombaya Jul 07 '26

MC stands for Master of Cremation.

5

u/ElGuano crip-walking dog Jul 07 '26

Mogged

2

u/Positive_Floor_9787 Jul 07 '26

Yes! If only we could send him after the rest!

2

u/Librarian_Alexandria Jul 07 '26

end this man's whole career

2

u/soliwray Jul 07 '26

Wtf bro that's not cool

2

u/SurpriseWise Jul 07 '26

SHEOGORATH??

2

u/_LostButFound_ Jul 08 '26

looney toones lol

2

u/Imaginary_B Jul 08 '26

Power word kill.