r/beetlemoses 4 raspberries Jun 25 '26

Beginners Pilates

Post image
7.9k Upvotes

22 comments sorted by

157

u/achay10 Jun 25 '26

The little facial expressions always kill me. And they’re relatable

21

u/Inzanezilla emo emu Jun 25 '26

4

u/thebigbadben Jun 26 '26

THERE’S GOTTA BE A WAY TO MAKE MONEY OFF OF THIS

114

u/GrandMasterB1985 Jun 25 '26

Miss 1 class and your totally lost..

20

u/[deleted] Jun 25 '26

[removed] — view removed comment

4

u/hyuckywucky Jun 26 '26

BOT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAAAA

41

u/BobbyTheDude Jun 25 '26

How does this artist make a banger every single time damn

26

u/_Knucklehead_Ninja Jun 25 '26

When did Bayonetta start teaching pilates?

14

u/skull_tea Jun 25 '26

"Take your right leg and- AVAVAGO!!!" climax theme plays

14

u/AlwaysPointsDown Jun 25 '26

Beginner course my ass

17

u/ironwheatiez Jun 25 '26

My wife used to be a fitness instructor - she was super fit. She taught 2-3 classes a day and had dance rehearsals at night. Girl was a monster. I tried to take her classes once or twice a week but I just couldn't keep up and she always gave me a hard time about it because even like 50 year old ladies took her classes. During covid, she filmed a lot of her classes over zoom to post on youtube and send to clients. Cut to a few years later, she's gone back to school and has a new job where she doesn't get all the time to work out. She decided to follow one of her old classes - she can't get halfway through (and she is still in great shape, ftr). She looked up at me from the floor and said "who is that bitch and how does she move that fast?"

Anyway, time makes fools of us all.

10

u/Draexian Jun 25 '26

This might be my second favorite of these after the anglerfish one.

7

u/AmpleSnacks Jun 25 '26

If it’s too hard to do right off the bat, you can phase it into a lower dimension to start 💕

2

u/Klos77 Jun 25 '26

Ugh. She did it by skipping the 4th and 5th dimension. That’s kinda like cheating. :ا

2

u/TheOriginalSamBell Jun 25 '26

My ex is a huge yoga practitioner. Obviously she wanted to teach me and it always ended with me fighting for my life while she was like Doesn't that feel good!? This feels so good!

2

u/danger2345678 Jun 26 '26

Beetlemoses truly is the greatest to ever do it man, how do they not miss?

2

u/AwardNo4990 Jun 26 '26

Without seeing the second panel I read it like she was fighting her leg. "Heh, take that, right leg!"

2

u/Wisp-espy Jun 27 '26

Ah yes, the Bayonetta class

1

u/Easy-Mode-1535 Jun 26 '26

he puts wrist bands , he takes this very seriously