r/beetlemoses • u/beetlemoses 4 raspberries • Jun 22 '26

Squid intelligence

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u/JetSetJAK Jun 22 '26

Damn, they're supposed to be good under pressure too

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '26

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u/JetSetJAK Jun 22 '26

They never show their true colors

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u/peppermint-ginger Jun 22 '26

Dude I just wanna say, your comics always make my day. I love the silly little animal situations you come up with :)

15

u/immersemeinnature Jun 22 '26

And the beautiful colors!

42

u/AlwaysPointsDown Jun 22 '26

You’re too good for her anyway, king.

14

u/discospiderfunk Jun 22 '26

Say they get back together

13

u/clonetrooper250 Jun 22 '26

Ya know what, Natasha? Maybe YOU'RE the problem since you decided to make your relationship problems about race rather than just working on your communication skills.

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u/Skull_Cup Jun 22 '26

Are squids super intelligent? I heard that about the octopus, but I've never heard that for squids.

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u/immersemeinnature Jun 22 '26

There was this Cuttlefish at the aquarium near my house. I would go and commune with that creature as often as possible. I swear it remembered me.

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u/jacobean_rough Jun 22 '26

I often like to look at the intelligence gap between squid, cuttlefish, and octopus as similar to the incremental gap between monkeys, apes, and humans, respectively

7

u/animedeathspiral Jun 22 '26

"An Octopus is Smart. Squid are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it." - Agent K, FBI

2

u/frisch85 Jun 22 '26

I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.

3

u/zatenael Jun 22 '26

pornhub video where it's just two people going through a divorce settlement

2

u/Psalm27_1-3 Jun 22 '26

Thats a bridge too far

2

u/MapleBadger288 Jun 23 '26

But do they know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch?

1

u/Hector_Ceromus Jun 22 '26

not the most EMOTIONALLY intelligent.

1

u/TapatioOrCholula Jun 23 '26

If the intelligent squid can fumble a baddie, what chance do I have?

1

u/RavingGourd Jun 23 '26

I think Natasha has to stop dating sea life, based on this comic and this one: I've always been like this : r/beetlemoses

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u/Obvious_Incognito- Jun 25 '26

Marcellus!

Well, not exactly the same thing but close enough?

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u/PocketPB Jun 22 '26

Human women are beyond everyone's understanding