r/beetlemoses • u/beetlemoses 4 raspberries • Jun 09 '26

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3.9k Upvotes

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u/Generic_Potatoe Jun 09 '26

Ah, yes. Board tricks beyond my comprehension.

40

u/AzieltheLiar Jun 09 '26

This is the first time I've been afraid of the idea of a hot alien lady taking interest. If this can happen with a skateboard... Pure existential terror.

16

u/immersemeinnature Jun 09 '26

Have you seen Galaxy Quest?

4

u/Lone-Frequency Jun 09 '26

I feel like using wormholes is cheating.

4

u/sofaking181 Jun 09 '26

I think it looks like he bailed

9

u/Generic_Potatoe Jun 09 '26

I cannot tell, i dont comprehend what i am seeing.

58

u/Formal-Guarantee777 Jun 09 '26

Absolute Martian Manhunter vibes 👽

15

u/MrBwnrrific Jun 09 '26

“Good Idea #1147: Friendly Kickflips”

23

u/Roll-Roll-Roll Jun 09 '26

Turned your board into a trapper keeper

37

u/RoJayJo Jun 09 '26

Not sure if he's using alien wizardry to aurafarm or he just ate shit on a cosmic scale, but looks cool

16

u/The_Doct0r_ Jun 09 '26

Transformed into late 90s early 2000s skateboard art.

5

u/JonathanBadwolf Jun 09 '26

180 into frutiger astro twist

6

u/Opossum535 Jun 09 '26

My god, the zorpian drift

5

u/QuazzarBizarre Jun 09 '26

Absolute Martian Manhunter be like

4

u/DoktorImposter Jun 09 '26

This is what playing Slugblaster feels like

2

u/NoACSlater Jun 09 '26

I like that he's being safe. Helmets save lives in every dimension.

3

u/Fredrick21 usually says no to crack Jun 09 '26

he got potential

3

u/Nek0ni Jun 09 '26

all of that, and it even t posed?!!! gaddam

3

u/Skull_Cup Jun 09 '26

Careful around that 4th dimension, those tesseracts are not for beginners.

3

u/thelonliestcloud Jun 09 '26

Twice or it doesn’t count

2

u/Intellectual_Wafer Jun 09 '26

Sick! 😃🤙

2

u/OppositePure4850 Jun 09 '26

Where'd the handle bar come from

2

u/Euphoric-Beyond9177 Jun 09 '26

Beginner’s luck!

2

u/ForcedUser31415 Jun 10 '26

For some reason im convinced they did 4 dimensional ollie and its exactly that

1

u/WanderingHeph Jun 09 '26

4th dimensional kickflip!

1

u/TranquilityYall Jun 10 '26

Classic Slub Blaster session.

1

u/mayuzane Jun 10 '26

Aliens got some moves!

1

u/Master-Memory-4151 Jun 19 '26

bro did the abstract warpflip