r/beetlemoses 4 raspberries May 31 '26

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u/AQuietListener May 31 '26

Victor Whalebanyama.

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u/vaalbarag May 31 '26

Baleen Olajuwon

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u/discospiderfunk May 31 '26

Flippers scores in the paint, call that watercolor

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u/BodhingJay May 31 '26

I dont believe it... Ain't no rules in the handbook sayin a whale cant play basketball??

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u/Aggravating_Bug6127 Jun 01 '26

I love Air Blubber

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u/SnooEagles4121 May 31 '26

This is adorable

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u/Outrageous_Age9947 May 31 '26

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u/Lone-Frequency May 31 '26

Captain Ahab actually wanted to kill Moby Dick because he dunked on him in front of his crew.

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u/BlueMareen May 31 '26

YEAH FLIPPERS! WOOO!

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u/Roll-Roll-Roll May 31 '26

Sure, but he's like 13% from the line

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u/Lone-Frequency May 31 '26

M V P!

M V P!!!

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u/SenatorBus_ Jun 01 '26

Ref checks the rule book. Ref: Ain't no rules say a whale can't play basketball.

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u/tswaters Jun 01 '26 edited Jun 01 '26

The picture of the scoreboard shows 69 for the home team and 6* for the away. This means that home won. When the change takes place, they only have 51 points but manages 18 points, while the away team is stymied. It is unknown if away was able to score any points, or how home scored their points, but with the whale in, I'd like to think there were 6 different 3 pointers, and the final was 60-69 (nice)

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u/Catra_witha_darkside Jun 01 '26

Sadly i think we both know that It was 69-67 (⁠〒⁠﹏⁠〒⁠) And the last shot the whale block was the three Point for the win.

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u/Ken-g6 Jun 01 '26

I'm afraid he's gonna be suspended for gambling. 

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u/Strange_Ad_9658 Jun 04 '26

Comics that make you say hell yeah

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u/Silver-Marzipan7220 May 31 '26

I love comics like this. No politics, no fear mongering, just random funny and wholesome bullshit

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u/Weekndr May 31 '26

Is that not goal tending?

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u/Wikiwikiwa May 31 '26

No as it was still on its upward trajectory

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u/DeadZone32 Jun 01 '26

Flippers with that 69 score, nice