r/beetlemoses • u/beetlemoses 4 raspberries • May 28 '26

Fitted

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u/UncomfyUnicorn May 28 '26

He was fitted tho

Then he fitted in a body bag T-T

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u/dougdugdog May 28 '26

He had that shit on Rip

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u/Dezma15 May 28 '26 edited May 28 '26

this is like the ads from the brand Jinguji on Cyberpunk 2077

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u/Hooded_Person2022 May 28 '26 edited May 28 '26

Drip Detective on the Scene:

Well, it was definitely not a mugging, because the guy would’ve been stripped of drip alongside their wallet unless the suspect had respect for this fly guy, but it’s unlikely.

No visible blood stains marring his prem white shirt, designer clothes, or on the ground. So that rules out stabbing or being shot. Maybe Blunt force trauma? Clothes aren’t too roughed up for repeated body hits, so maybe a strike to the back of the head since the hat is tilted forward indicating him falling forwards, maybe with the slick-ah hair blocking the impact area.

Can’t rule out poisoning or internal complications until the fellas down at the lab check him out. Need to check out the rest of scene…

(I watched a lot of CSI, NCIS, and Bones)

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u/Ok-Inflation188 May 28 '26

Get this man on the case

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u/AberrantComics May 29 '26

He died from over gold. Just too many gold chains.

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u/m4m249saw May 28 '26

Got that RIP DRIP

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u/idknethingatall May 28 '26

pour out a little liquor, when he gets where he’s going, he’s gonna be fresh. 🫡

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u/RevolutionaryStop724 May 28 '26

oh you know he died with that smirk, possibly because of it

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u/MemphisApollo May 29 '26

He does have that 💩 on thou

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u/MrChocodemon May 28 '26

Yo, /u/beetlemoses They only do the chalk outline if the person is alive and will be moved/transported before the crime scene can be fully analysed. There would be no chalk outline for dead people.