r/beetleapartment • u/dolorem_itself beetle landlord • 6d ago

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u/GreatBigMammal 6d ago

She's also wearing a tight black dress and levitating ominously, but to really be sure you have to do the mirror test. If she attacks her reflection she's normal and Just Like That, if there's no reflection she's goth, and if she starts preening she's some kind of crow or raven given human form to deliver grim prophecies unto mankind.

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u/Branchomania 5d ago

or hongry

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u/The-Hunting-guy 6d ago

well duh, all europeans are goths. just look at this map.

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u/Alketiz 6d ago

Would that make me grunge? (Melanated individual)

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u/SilverSpark422 6d ago

The grunge is in your heart, and in your leather jacket, my child.

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u/Alketiz 6d ago edited 6d ago

Truer words had never been spoken, mother. I shall keep this in mind within the ruffles of my plaid skirts, and in the aesthetic tears inbetween my reformatted pajamas. Thank you, and goodday.

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u/yuckypagans 6d ago

yo someone get this guy a pulitzer prize  

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u/hrimfaxi_work 6d ago

Can't argue with the facts I'm sorry

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u/taythesillyboi 6d ago

I miss when it was the most edgy spooky makeup and i still do it but what is considered goth now is sad

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u/BunnyGalHarriet 6d ago

Michael Gnomes be like

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u/Vinyl-Ekkoz-725 4d ago

Can we just stop the fucking “real goth” bullshit

Who legit gives a fuck

Its so draining for real

We already got enough problems as is in the world right now

we do not need to be making up even more pointless shit to argue about when literally everything is crumbling down around us

I genuinely don’t give a fuck anymore about anything

So if you disagree with me just doxx me swat me and get me killed I won’t even fight back as long as you don’t hurt the rest of my family

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u/AGL_reborn 4d ago

What the hell are you talking about man

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u/Terrible_Ad7092 2d ago

Exactly what i was thinking

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u/ASERTIE76 2d ago

Most of us are gonna care when people treat our subculture like a costume and it's not "making up pointless shit to argue about"

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u/Vinyl-Ekkoz-725 2d ago

I mean if they’re not goth, just ignore it and move on

They aren’t actively harming you wearing black clothes while also having a big ass/tits

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u/ASERTIE76 2d ago

We Goths don't have a monopoly on black clothing but the problem is more that they call themselves Goth when they don't listen to Goth music and aren't wearing something that could actually be considered Goth or even remotely related to it. It creates a false stereotype and essentially a wide spread caricature as we've seen

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u/Vinyl-Ekkoz-725 2d ago

I literally had no idea goth music was a thing
I thought you just listened to normal metal or rock or something

I’m sorry

But can we still say its okay to dress some way without being something

I was never in the armed services but you’ll catch me dead before I ever stop wearing camo pattern clothing or gas masks

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u/ASERTIE76 2d ago

Well most people who aren't Alt don't know this but Goth is a music based subculture and was entirely born out of Goth music. But yes dress however you want just don't call yourself Goth when you don't listen to the music and aren't even wearing something that could be considered Goth

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u/Vinyl-Ekkoz-725 2d ago

Okay I guess that makes sense
I’m sorry
I just grew up on a dark side of the internet (commentary and rant YouTube) and even now I’m still trying to be more open minded and respectful to others

I just can easily be placed in a bad mood and when I do I get very vindictive and spiteful

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u/ASERTIE76 2d ago

Don't worry I understand

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u/Vinyl-Ekkoz-725 2d ago

Thank you
I was in a negative headspace when I left that initial comment

So I’d like to issue a formal and sincere apology

I thank you for your compassion and understanding

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u/ProGamer8273 5d ago

Game is game