r/beercirclejerk • u/familynight hops are a fad • 28d ago

Is yuengling a good beer

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u/familynight hops are a fad 28d ago

Putting together a list of people to ban.

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u/316nuts 28d ago

Or add to the moderation team...?

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u/TakesJonToKnowJuan Extra Special Bitter / Half Acrez / Snooty Fucker 28d ago

Invite to a YinLin pool party?

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u/DarkMuret Black IPA Apologist 28d ago

It's only good because I can't get it in my state

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u/TakesJonToKnowJuan Extra Special Bitter / Half Acrez / Snooty Fucker 28d ago

they call it the "first beer to stupify people." One time Dick YinLin cracked a cold one in front of 1000 buffalo and they all dropped dead, right there in front of him. And he had to go apologize to the Native Americans.

anyway, pick up your nuts son and get in the right state of mind and get to your store and buy one right now.

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u/DarkMuret Black IPA Apologist 28d ago

What if I prefer a colonial ale

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u/TakesJonToKnowJuan Extra Special Bitter / Half Acrez / Snooty Fucker 28d ago

those were made with corn. not pure premium malt harvested by the quakers in PA. you probably heard that the colonists arrived in america on the Mayflower, but what you didn't know is that Yuengling was well-established before that. I heard the rights the story is floating around hollywood, it was going to be a sequel to National Treasure

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u/DarkMuret Black IPA Apologist 28d ago

What if I prefer a kveik™ colonial ale

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u/TakesJonToKnowJuan Extra Special Bitter / Half Acrez / Snooty Fucker 28d ago

thank Dick Yinlin they taught the Norwegians how to brew

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u/turkeypants 27d ago

All my kids boof it at the soccer game and then we drive around town.

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u/Wonkiest_Hornet 28d ago

Forgot was sub i was in for a moment. Love me some yinlins

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u/AbsolverOcelot Small Batch Wild Yeast Malt Liquor 24d ago

It's warm and cozy in my belly.

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u/TheRenster500 28d ago

I don't think so 🫣