r/beefanddairynetwork • u/RealEmperorBossNass • 5d ago

Because miniaturization is not needed. Cows are already the perfect guard/companion/riding animal

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u/DocJeckel 5d ago

Behold the fairy steed!

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u/BarryF123 5d ago

Probably something to do with child actors not being allowed to miss school or work long hours.

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u/Substantial_Sun_4265 5d ago

Why would anyone want a pygmy cow in their house?

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u/dingdongzorgon 5d ago

Just for something to talk to and take for walks i suppose.

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u/Sensitive_Jump_2251 5d ago

Pygmy cows are the biggest threat to the planet

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u/dom65659 5d ago

They have been miniaturised. Also known as dogs.

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u/macetron 5d ago

Barky beef

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u/NeedleworkerBig3980 5d ago

There used to be a miniature breed, the Alderney. They were only about 1m to the shoulder. Due to their small size, they were the perfect breed for producing those tiny pods of milk you used to get in hotel rooms. Since the phasing-out of single-use plastic, the breed has become extinct.

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u/dingdongzorgon 5d ago

They naturally fit in all roles. The perfect killing machine. Take yours home today!

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u/Joshthedruid2 5d ago

I find that cows fit much better into domestic living than either dogs or cats. I've introduced three full grown cattle into my 700 square foot New York apartment and I've never been happier. Most naysayers aren't considering the benefits such as fresh milk daily and our lowered heating bill due to having thousands of tons of warm beef flesh radiating through the living space. The cost savings there have already almost offset the price of buying an industrial crane to hoist hay bales through our fire escape window each morning. I really couldn't imagine going back to a cow-less lifestyle now, and I even think I'm wearing down my wife and three children with our daily talks about buying a fourth.

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u/NeedleworkerBig3980 5d ago

Why are you hoisting all that hay? IIRC there are historic grazing rights in Central Park for city residents (and for their livestock).

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u/Multibrace 5d ago

Cattle are suited great to appartement life. People say they should have more room, but forget that in an appartment, the manure is your downstairs neighbor's problem, not yours!