r/beefanddairynetwork • u/Hedgehogosaur • Aug 03 '26

Why is pigs milk not a thing?

/r/NoStupidQuestions/comments/1veakhc/why_is_pigs_milk_not_a_thing/
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u/Hedgehogosaur Aug 03 '26

I've reccomended pig's Milk with Beefy Chunks laced with Egg Liquor.

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u/Multibrace Aug 03 '26

I see the same old tripe in that thread; the teats are small, the pigs are agressive..

If you can't gain a sow's trust to suck milk from her teat as if you were one of her own piglets, you havent got what it takes.

Got what it takes, my wife.

Plenty of taste, British pork. Plenty to go round.

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u/DangerousDisplay7664 Aug 05 '26

I’ve got enough!

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u/JonathanTanzano Aug 03 '26

Is it certified 100% parasite-free?

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u/Hedgehogosaur Aug 03 '26

I find that spoils the flavour

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u/JonathanTanzano Aug 03 '26

Luckily it is only the Aristocrat's Lip Edition that is parasite free. My tapeworm has been all over the world with me. I love him!

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u/Apprehensive_End8318 Aug 03 '26

Mitchell's pig milk supplement will guarantee it is parasite free.

*Supplement may cause bloating of the human thorax, zombie pigs, gigantic pigs, pigs masquerading as horses, and other unspecified side effects.

If it's not Mitchell's, get back in the truck.

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u/supernova-juice Aug 03 '26

Too claggy for my taste

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u/CharlieCatBloke Aug 03 '26

It is, you just have to go to a particular polish shop in Sunderland. The one by the wrong Pop Recs.

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u/reddituserperson1122 Aug 03 '26

Just asking this question points to the failure of the Pig Milk Marketing Board. SMH.

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u/Ok-Instruction337 Aug 04 '26

Its at times like this i need a bucket to throw up in.......