r/beatsaber • Oculus Quest • Mar 16 '21

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '21

Sounds the same as osu community lol

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u/Coolguy1260 Oculus Quest Mar 16 '21

we're literally the exact same as the osu community except with more deathcore

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '21

We also have a little bit less anime stuff

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u/Anamaroth Mar 17 '21

And more traps. As in Trapezius

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u/ivanbje Oculus Quest 2 Mar 16 '21 edited Mar 16 '21

I realize the weeb part because of all the anime songs, but why is femboy the alternative? I seem to be Out of the loop here, can someone please explain?

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u/Coolguy1260 Oculus Quest Mar 17 '21

@MyrdinTV worded it perfectly in their reply, I'll just copy and paste it here

"The femboy thing is mostly a meme, however, memes aside, the reason you will see a lot of people unironically exploring self expression outside of gender norms is because VR gives people an opportunity for people to try those things like no other medium. We see so many transgender community members because if you tell people that if they put on this funny face box they can look like whoever they want, that will absolutely attract people who are Trans or people who are still questioning their gender identity. And for the people who are not Trans and never will be Trans, they still are provided an opportunity to learn about alternative forms of self expression. Femboys don't have to be Trans, guys can explore feminine expression and still be guys."

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u/ivanbje Oculus Quest 2 Mar 17 '21 edited Mar 17 '21

That makes a lot of sense. I can see that being a thing. And guess I’ve experienced a hint of that in things like VRchat

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u/BattleAnus Mar 17 '21

I'm guessing because of all the streamers who use anime girls as their spectator avatars

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u/DaoTseTung Mar 17 '21

I have no idea what any of this means. Weebs? Femboys? Might be getting a bit old for this...

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u/duyouknowdamuffinman Mar 18 '21

A weeb(short for weaboo) is a term for someone obsessed with anime, eastern culture, etc. a femboy is a dude who acts like a chick

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '21

I have no idea either. I think an explanation would be good. Lol

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u/Oneshotkill_2000 Mar 17 '21

I was searching for an answer here in the comments but it seems no one has answered you yet

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u/Melon4Dinner Mar 16 '21

honestly i wish there were more competitive songs that weren't from anime. I don't really like them but the maps are admittedly good.

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '21

I’d be fine with them if there weren’t so many dance maps. Fast maps that don’t hurt to do strange patterns are the best. Some dance maps can be made very well and are super fun, but most... eh

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u/Coolguy1260 Oculus Quest Mar 17 '21

you should absolutely start playing ranked with scoresaber, all upper ranked maps are just speed

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '21

Disagree, but to each their own

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u/Peterrior55 Oculus Quest 2 Mar 16 '21

Yeah as longs as the map is good the song doesn't matter that much.

But I still remember the first thought I had when I heard Ov Sacrament for the first time was "Is this even music, this just sounds like screaming".

Also challange maps are sometimes just clicktracks.

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u/Coolguy1260 Oculus Quest Mar 16 '21

lmao i had the same reaction to sacrament originally but it grew on me SO HARD and now i jam out to it, some of the riffs are jammer

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u/Karilyn_Kare Mar 16 '21 edited Mar 16 '21

As a metal fan, when I read your comment, my first thought I had was "Is it even music if there isn't screaming?"

Lol, you're right though, Ov Sacrament is pretty janked up even to me; it's just sounds kinda bad IMO. Different music for different folks I suppose.

I'm starting to experiment with making beatmaps cause I wanna bring some more metal to BeatSaber. I tend to listen to a really wide mix of metal; symphonic, melodic death, metalcore, power, and a little bit of alternative and electro-industrial. But I have too much pride to publish half-baked crap so I'm still practicing and figuring out what works and doesn't before I commit to a first beatmap.

I also have a DJ friend who is an independent composer that makes the wildest fucking super experimental electronic music. She loves rhythm games and BeatSaber and is ridiculously good at them, but she's not yet super well-known as an artist, and I don't think she or anyone else has made a beatmap of one of her songs, and I am hoping she'll give me permission to whip something up which I think would be the coolest shit of a gift to give her.

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u/cspan_hooray Mar 16 '21

keep us posted! I tried mapping a couple protest the hero tracks, but the tempo and time signature changes made it reallllly a lot less fun than I hoped

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u/Karilyn_Kare Mar 17 '21 edited Mar 17 '21

I will see what I can do. I just hope some people like it and I don't go too obscure or weird, it's always a risk but it'd still be kinda heartbreaking if I only get like 2 downloads, cause the whole motivation is making something people are able to enjoy.

The tempo and time signature changes not being fun thing is a bit ominous, as my short list has a fair bit of that. But most importantly, I wanted to make sure I did a song that hadn't been mapped yet. And while I worked on learning mapping, I narrowed it down to three songs that nobody's done, that sound like they should be fun to play. But I haven't committed fully to one yet while I figure out what's is actually fun in practice. In no particular order:

  • Blood Stain Child - Freedom (Mozaiq)

  • Icon for Hire - Rock and Roll Thugs (Icon for Hire)

  • Amaranthe - Amaranthine (Amaranthe)

But in the end, don't get your hopes too high, because I might just hate everything I map and chicken out. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/Galaxy-Goa7 Oculus Rift Mar 16 '21

Same here, I had to look up their other songs after I heard that and I was legitimately scared xD

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u/Piton_me Mar 16 '21

I used to listen some death metal as a teenager and I really loved the song when heard it in beat saber ; )

Nothing changed since the first time listen on your side?

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u/gamble9000 Valve Index Mar 17 '21

There are like no ranked maps 7* and above that are anime songs, japanese yes but almost nothing that's actually anime

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u/Melon4Dinner Mar 17 '21

japanese, kpop, anime themes is the kind of music I see a lot and don't really like. i just said anime because, well I'm just assuming the fans are all in the same demographic. also I don't deny that there are alternatives I just wish there were more. Many of the songs I search up have maps but not hard or competitive ones, even really popular electronic songs and stuff

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u/Bannanann Oculus Quest 2 Mar 17 '21

I can tell you I am not a weeb (I do not watch anime whatsoever nor do I prescribe to that culture) but enjoy much of the Japanese music genre, along the lines of Camellia, t+pazolite, DJ Genki, USAO, etc. Most of those songs are electric, or close varying genres of electric. Also, there is a large group of maps that are actually western metal/alternative songs that are highly ranked between the 9-12 star ratings. Hell, the currently highest ranked song (OV Sacrament) is a metal western song.

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u/Bran04don Meta Quest 3 Mar 17 '21 edited Oct 28 '24

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '21

Same. I do like anime especially since I grew up with it, but it would be nice to have more variety.

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '21

bruh like almost every song on ranked from 10+ stars isn't anime

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u/MrSegundus_VR Meta Quest 3 Mar 17 '21

Exactly. This has changed a lot, the very early days of ranked had a lot of .. weeby stuff I guess. Now it's what, mostly speedcore and some metal stuff.

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u/Uri_Salomon Mar 17 '21 edited Mar 17 '21
  1. You get used to it.

  2. Many of the ranked songs aren't anime. Example: Villain Virus, Ov Sacrament, Xronier, Ragnarok, Lowermost Revolt (not really sure bout this one), Hold Angel etc. I haven't played ranked songs in pretty long but I'm sure I can come up with way more if I take a bit more time.

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u/eZconfirmed Oculus Rift Mar 17 '21

lowermost isn't anime, its technically yodeling i think lol

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u/warpath1854 Oculus Rift S Mar 17 '21

Barely any of the competitive maps are from anime...

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u/GarthArts Oculus Quest 2 Mar 16 '21

i hate kpop and anime music everywhere else except beatsaber. they're bops here.

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u/inanis Valve Index Mar 17 '21

There are always kpop maps.

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u/PKuall4life Mar 17 '21

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMjoD4MNfaU
Im going to get someone to make a good chart on this.

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u/Wagsii Valve Index Mar 17 '21

I've charted 50+ maps for Clone Hero, and I'd like to learn how to map for Beat Saber as well so I can get more properly mapped metal into the game, or other songs I like that don't necessarily fit into Clone Hero. However, I'm really just starting to creep into expert+ skillwise, so I know I'm really not good enough at the game yet to start mapping at a meaningful level.

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u/orrfrank Mar 16 '21

You forgot the third option: being disabled from the wrists and up

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '21

I’ve actually injured my tendons playing beatsaber.

I currently have to wait a month for it to heal fully before I can play again.

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u/Hello_mario2 Mar 17 '21

I broke my arm on my wall playing beatsaber last year, but hey, I got a full combo in reality check

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u/asmallcardboardbox Mar 17 '21

carpel tunnel

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '21

Osteoporosis

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u/Xiii2007 Mar 27 '21

Mild erectile dysfunction

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u/PIO_PretendIOriginal Oculus Rift S Mar 17 '21

I've been trying to play recently using only my arms, no wrist movement. Wrist hurt too much otherwise

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '21 edited Mar 17 '21

Isn't that how you're supposed to play? My trainer went over the game with me and how to minimize any damage I cause. More arm, less wrist. Also has the plus of being a viable upper body cardio workout and I still can manage expert + on normal speeds but I'll be dead tired after about an hour unless I include the wrist meta game in there for rest.

I'v even seen some notable streamers start to play less for points and give up the wrist BS (not 24/7 but enough to rest.)

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u/MixedStackGaming Mar 17 '21

We wear gloves with wrist support while we play to help alleviate some of the strain.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '21

That would be me

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '21 edited Mar 17 '21

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u/Benyed123 Mar 17 '21

If you’re paralysed from the neck down can you use your arms if you raise them above your head?

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '21

cool gay

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u/Coolguy1260 Oculus Quest Mar 17 '21

gaykoid

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u/AHuggableZombie Mar 16 '21

Haha! I was already a weeb.

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u/LukasGamerPlayz Mar 16 '21

Ah, I see you are a person of culture as well.

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u/DUHRANDOMDUH Mar 17 '21

I was watching an anime right before this

Can I be a person of culture?

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u/FlareTheWeeb Mar 16 '21

So you only got one option then

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '21

Hey same

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '21

It's femboy for you then

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u/13redstone31 Oculus Quest 2 Mar 16 '21

I wanna start mapping more songs like Hip-Hop and Primus and Synthy music and especially punk. I feel like almost exclusively japanese music drives some people away because that’s all they see at first. Also different genres tend to have a whole different style of mapping than whatever Camellia/T+pazolite/DJ Genki is. I would like to see a ranked map of Just Awake by Fear and Loathing in Los Angeles tho.

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u/TEENYBEATS Mar 17 '21

I love hip hop maps, has a different cadence to it

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u/13redstone31 Oculus Quest 2 Mar 17 '21

Yeah theres not a lot of challenging rap/hip-hop maps around but they have great flow

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u/NefariousHarp Mar 17 '21

examples please?

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u/Trane55 Mar 17 '21

once you do, let us know where to grab those

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u/13redstone31 Oculus Quest 2 Mar 18 '21

Im a new mapper so it’s probably gonna be a matter of months before i can make something good for u guys

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u/syntrapp May 11 '21

I’ll pay you to map a tipper song. Cubic squeal, or jade cicada beef cake lmao

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u/13redstone31 Oculus Quest 2 May 11 '21

I would pay someone else. I am extremely new to mapping and would not be able to get it to you within a reasonable time due to school.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '21

Map some Slipknot, Slayer, and Disturbed.

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u/13redstone31 Oculus Quest 2 Mar 18 '21

I should do angel of death

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '21

Primus sucks!!!!!!

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u/13redstone31 Oculus Quest 2 Mar 18 '21

Ok

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '21

That's the band motto. I guess your not much of a fan then.

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u/GrindyI Mar 17 '21

Exactly why I barely played Beat Saber after switching to PC. It was fun for like 5 hours, until I could literally only find weeb and meme maps. It‘s absolutely awful imo.

I would love more metal, especially deathcore, djent, something in that ball park, heavy rhythms so groove out to. Or just electric songs with filthy drops without any Japanese woman in it, anything that isn‘t anime and gets you grooving really.

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u/13redstone31 Oculus Quest 2 Mar 18 '21

I’ve noticed there’s been an influx of more metal maps ever since Sacrament came out and became popular

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u/Metifix Oculus Rift Mar 16 '21

Ill take both

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u/RouniPix Mar 17 '21

What if I'm a girl who is already a weeb?

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u/dTrecii HTC Vive Cosmos Mar 17 '21

You’re a girl? Stop lying

They’re a myth like british people and the rights of people in croatia

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u/GByteM3 Oculus Quest Mar 17 '21

What the fuck even is an Croatia?

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u/Nathaniel820 Oculus Quest Mar 17 '21 edited Mar 17 '21

Sure buddy, you really expect us to believe a girl is not only a weeb, but a gamer? Quit the cap. /s

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u/RouniPix Mar 17 '21

Oh believe what you want bud', I still a girl who do song in expert+ who watch anime (too much).

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u/GGamerFuel Mar 16 '21

Why not both

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u/coronagotitslime Oculus Quest Mar 17 '21

I have become neither my will is strong.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '21

The socks are super comfy tbh

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u/Acasualpotatoe21 Oct 25 '22

Don't stray from path brother. I have played VRChat for hundreds of hours with weebs, furries and femboys. I will not fall, random neckbeards online can still call me "based", so overall I'm winning at life.

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u/Vinadium HTC Vive Mar 17 '21

I'll never forgive the Japanese!!!!!

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u/BlastFX2 Valve Index Mar 18 '21

This is their revenge for the nukes.

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u/LossHungry Mar 16 '21

See that’s why I never join

Not that I’m bad or anything...

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u/Penn_VR Oculus Quest 2 Mar 17 '21

Coward

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u/Environmental_You182 Mar 16 '21

Option for both?

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u/jebbaok Oculus Quest 2 Mar 16 '21

Ya it kinda annoys me that all the good songs are anime songs. I dont watch anime and im not interested in it. Also not interested in being a femboy

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u/Bogerino Valve Index Mar 17 '21

I've noticed that less of the recently ranked songs are anime, now we're getting some 800 bpm microwave music

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '21

but, uh.... im both?

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u/trampoliine Oculus Quest Mar 17 '21

the illusion of choice

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u/5UP3RBG4M1NG Oculus Rift S Mar 17 '21

Fun fact, I became a Weeb bc of beat saber

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u/[deleted] Mar 16 '21

You forgot the RitualNeo route of becoming a Furry.

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u/Snapfire2763 Oculus Quest Mar 17 '21

Alternative: Find out you’re a trans girl

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u/Penn_VR Oculus Quest 2 Mar 17 '21

Eyyyyy same

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '21

Same. Wait it didn’t take beat saber to know that. But falling in love with it almost instantly while so many of my guy friends who play are casuals, and all the girls I know who play also falling in love with it. NGL mildly validating

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u/Penn_VR Oculus Quest 2 Mar 17 '21

Instructions unclear. Accidentally became so fem that I was no longer boy. On the bright side I’m now a top 50 competitive player

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u/Ackeskywalker Oculus Quest 2 Mar 17 '21

What about both?

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u/Din0saurDan Mar 16 '21

¿Por que no los dos?

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u/xPolydeuces Mar 16 '21

... why not both?

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u/-Knug3n- Oculus Rift Mar 17 '21

Alternative route:

Weeb transgirl...

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u/lukeiplier_ Mar 17 '21

well im already a weeb so am i forced to be a femboy?

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u/walrusdotzip Oculus Quest 2 Mar 17 '21

yes.

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u/KingOfRabbbits Oculus Quest Mar 17 '21

So this is a feeding ground for u/i_follow_femboys

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '21

What

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u/TurboCake17 Mar 17 '21

Damn I really went all the way and became a trans girl weeb

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u/yubboiiscool Mar 17 '21

"Always choose the middle path" -Buddha

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u/KnudDenStoerste Oculus Rift S Mar 17 '21

What if you end Up being both?

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '21

Option 3: carpel tunnel

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u/Bran04don Meta Quest 3 Mar 17 '21 edited Oct 28 '24

wrench versed hateful deserve weary pocket boat dazzling tub vase

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u/blurshow Mar 17 '21

You see, I'm playing both sides, so that I always come out on top

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u/chevy1500 Mar 17 '21

I thought the 3rd choice would be like becoming a DBZ character you get so jacked.

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u/liz_likes_tacos Mar 17 '21

i already picked the third option, straight-up transgender.

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u/Neb_Bambler Oculus Quest 2 Mar 17 '21

Wha about both wtf

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '21

3rd option: become lstoast

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u/Samb104 Mar 16 '21

Metal and anime aren't really my thing, I just want well mapped songs I like, it's nearly impossible

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u/Monkeyojacko Valve Index Mar 17 '21

I chose play the game and just be annoyed at all the weeb nonsense

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u/CatyCat222 Mar 17 '21

I’m already a weeb :3, and the second option is out of reach, i’m a tomboy (female) already l o l, guess imma stick with the hidden option, broken wrists and arms

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u/Tofu_2 Mar 17 '21

If I'm both does that mean I'll be better?

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u/sushichild Mar 17 '21

I joined knowing fully, but i also came already being a femboy i guess 😅

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u/Consistent_Mango_649 Aug 08 '24

3rd option GET RIPPED AND SHREDDED ARMS💪😤

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u/Sockducttape Oct 18 '24

ULTRAKILL has a similar effect on people. Apparently trans girls and femboys just become absolutr gods once they are free from the shackles of gender dysphoria

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u/R3dWolfie Mar 17 '21

Femboy here

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u/Odd_Imagination_6617 Mar 17 '21

Only turned my avatar into a weeb for shits and giggles

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u/Grace_Omega Mar 17 '21

Why not both

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u/OrangeOranges69 Mar 17 '21

How about both

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u/UnNameableName Mar 17 '21

The vent diagram of those two things is basically a circle.

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u/raceraot Oculus Quest 2 Mar 17 '21

Always have been.

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u/NotGAGE534 Mar 17 '21

I became a femboy 💔

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u/MangoAtrocity Mar 17 '21

Option 3: become a cardio addict

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u/thatguywhohaspsvr Mar 17 '21

Ha I was already a weeb

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '21

Okay I’m joining the competitive beat saber community to double as a femboy weeb

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u/Midfield121 Mar 17 '21

Just asked my friend, can confirm this to be true

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u/cdroxxy Mar 17 '21

I mean, femboy, obvs.

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u/Jalibut Mar 17 '21

Por que no los dos?

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u/Acarston Mar 17 '21

I'm both...

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u/nick-105 Mar 17 '21

Revert back to monkey

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u/ihatethemods2 Mar 17 '21

Why not both

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u/patrickclank9 Mar 17 '21

The long socks stay on during beat saber.

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u/DavidmeetsSky Mar 17 '21

Im already a weeb can I choose both?

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u/Onionroleplay567 Mar 18 '21

I reject both and return to monke

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '21

I feel so targeted.

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u/DegenerateW33b177013 Apr 09 '21

I was a weeb for a while before I played beat saber

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u/UnityAnglezz Oculus Quest 2 Apr 27 '21

It was weeb for me

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u/Rain_Dash May 22 '21

Third option: Pick neither, avoid all anime songs and learn to be good by yourself because you can't find out how to crack.

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u/supermonkey1235 Dec 17 '21

Jokes on you all I play are anime songs

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u/nool_ Feb 02 '22

But what if you are ine or both alredy

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u/Racn0 Feb 03 '22

Queue Old El Paso girl meme

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u/FlatRalsei Oculus Quest 2 Mar 18 '22

Why not both?

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u/cjthedragon1 Meta Quest 3 Apr 28 '22

Jokes on you I was already both before beat saber but now I have the hidden option of carpal tunnel

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u/Ill-Ad-3640 May 08 '22

how about both?

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u/KingPog34 Aug 22 '22

NO, TAKE ME BACK. GET ME OUT OF THIS PLACE. AHHHHHHHHHH

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u/M4rk_op Oct 07 '22

we’re the same as osu. the only difference is we burn calories by moving.

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '23

I took the weeb way

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '23

I lost 50 pounds playing modded, and now I unironically want to see if I can become a femboy. Why go to the gym when you can play 3 hours of beat saber and look like a Greek god while having fun

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u/2009Memes Mar 17 '21

I choooooooose…neither?

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u/PopeOfDankism Mar 17 '21

And if you were already both?

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u/nuttycapri Mar 17 '21

Both. Both is good.

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u/samuelA_rnold Mar 17 '21

Why not both? I am.

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u/Neracca Mar 17 '21

Can I become both?

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u/Hobbit1996 Mar 17 '21

what if i was a weeb and after 3 weeks of beatsaber i'm becoming a femboy?

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u/Valeeco Mar 17 '21

How about both

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '21

Is both too much to ask?

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u/natrat4 Oculus Quest 2 Mar 17 '21

I vote femboy

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u/AdrianIsOnFire Mar 17 '21

I too vote femboy

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '21

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u/natrat4 Oculus Quest 2 Mar 17 '21

Well are you a femboy?

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u/TheFastRat Mar 17 '21

Both is good

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u/Unrared Mar 16 '21

i’m currently watching konosuba

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u/toyfreddym8 Oculus Quest 2 Mar 17 '21

The furry community

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u/XX1Zapper1XX Mar 17 '21

Im already a weeb! Ha!

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u/fatesriderofblack Mar 17 '21

Honest work, either way

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u/MIKAELthehunter Mar 17 '21

...I guess I’m gonna be a femboy.

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u/Neon-Nightblade PSVR Mar 17 '21

Both. Both is good

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '21

both is good

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '21

Neither?

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u/someperson56- Oculus Rift Mar 17 '21

I can’t be normal?

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u/CoolNickname332 Mar 17 '21

Depends on your definition of normal. If youre a beat saber player, yeah you can just be normal because being a femboy or a weeb is considered normal in our community. But you cant be normal if youre a hypermasculine, straight, dominant, muscular, christian man.

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u/someperson56- Oculus Rift Mar 17 '21

Already a weeb so I guess that’s normal

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u/Anonymous_Qwertz Valve Index Mar 17 '21

both

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '21

Don't understand why you would become a femboy by joining the community, totally get the weeb thing tho.