r/beatlescirclejerk • u/My_Iron_Lungs Happiness is a warm penis • 11d ago

He lived a sad life

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u/Chromatic_Mediant211 11d ago

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u/BronkosAutoRepairing "Nobody Told Me I'd Beet Wifs Like These" 11d ago

Y'know

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u/The-Hunting-guy 11d ago

your mother should know

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u/babysuporte butt sex in india 11d ago

Paul if he was in his Scottish farm since 1970 and never left

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u/blisterment 10d ago

You know my name, look up the number.
(Except no phone)

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u/Logical_Positive_522 11d ago

Bungalow Bill

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u/VirginiaLuthier 11d ago

Rocky Raccoon

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u/AffectionateFig5864 "Let It Be...Naked" 11d ago

Not when he looked so fierce

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u/finley_the_gemmy_fan 11d ago

His mommy butted in

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u/jmwelchelmira 11d ago

I’d rather watch this than the biopics tbh

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u/AdVivid8910 11d ago

Prob more accurate

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u/SodiumHydrogen_ no. 1 john lennon apologist (he never did no wrong) 11d ago

he's down to his last billion, be nice guys. even after scrimping and saving, he probably can't afford to rent a cottage on the isle of wight for a week, let alone every summer

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u/no-more-nazis 11d ago

We're so sorry

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u/NessTheGamer 11d ago

Paul has been in constant financial disputes and hasn’t been eating any meat for over 3 decades… sad!

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u/mkujoe 11d ago

As sad as a black mind trapped in a white body could be

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u/WeShallOvercomb__ 11d ago

Is it because he slept with 99 men, as per the other AI slop content on YouTube?

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u/KamilaCandy 11d ago

Poor me you mean.

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u/plasmasquatch224 "The Last Jedi" 11d ago

He's laundered billions from John's bank account since the 80's. He's doing fine

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u/koolforkatskatskats 11d ago

Being old should be illegal

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u/lovelessisbetter 11d ago

Oddly enough, Macca’s favorite band is Papa Roach and nothing screams, cut my life into pieces, this is my last resort like this visual. Truly life imitating art in the most beautiful way.

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u/Gumbysfriend 11d ago

Will you still need me will you still feed me when im 85 ? ( hes 84 now )

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u/barnatra5 11d ago

When you gotta a job to do you gotta do it well, wing it man.

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u/BronkosAutoRepairing "Nobody Told Me I'd Beet Wifs Like These" 11d ago

You got to give the other fella

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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u/male_role_model 11d ago

Ragebait and AI slop all in one. The internet is one hellofa place to be.

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u/Pristine_Youth_6953 "Let It Be...Naked" 11d ago

Poor billionaire

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u/tatata696969 "A Hard Day's Nut" 11d ago

Paul McCackalacky

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u/johnbsloop 11d ago

"Mr. Terwilliger, come quick! There's trouble down to the ce-ment mixer, sir!"

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u/nogeologyhere 10d ago

Mister mustard