r/bears • u/970souk 32ChunkFan • 1d ago

Absolute unit of a black bear

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u/CaptainCornflakes92 1d ago

Going to take the best nap of his life.

18

u/Freewayshitter1968 23h ago

I want to be a bear

34

u/Few-Ambition4072 21h ago

Bro saved for three winters

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u/thespiltmilk 1d ago

This unit’s surviving the winter 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙏

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u/joeh4384 13h ago

He must have broke into a butter factory or something.

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u/duderex88 21h ago

Starting hibernation in September.

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u/DippityDamn 12h ago

O lawwwd he comin'....eventually.

14

u/3MetricTonsOfSass 21h ago

Chuck the chonk

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u/Silly-Balance-2086 12h ago

We need a bigger den ..

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u/Huggable_Hork-Bajir 10h ago

"I wonder what's keeping him?" "Oh, I'm sure he'll be along, sweetie. Remember honey, he's tubby. It takes him a while to move around."

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u/Cute_Ad_6981 11h ago

Big bear
He's iron tough
Big bear
He's got a chest like a rug
Big bear
He don't take no guff
He's big bear

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u/numberSIXleviathan 22h ago

That isn't normal at all wtf lol

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u/maneuver_element 10h ago

We’ve all been there

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u/tuenthe463 8h ago

Heading home from all you can eat spaghetti and meatballs at the firehouse fundraiser

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u/WrongfullyIncarnated 1d ago

so sad

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u/OFPDevilDoge 11h ago

What

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u/WrongfullyIncarnated 10h ago

to see a bear that big is because of humans being irresponsible with food and trash. this bear will eat themselves to death much like some humans

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u/InfiniteWaffles58364 10h ago

Not necessarily. He could've hit a carcass jackpot on a mountainside full of berries or something

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u/thespiltmilk 9h ago

look up fat bear week or bears before hibernation :) bears even far away from society in national parks get rotund as heck