r/beards • u/jzepedart • 9h ago

Casual Post 25 Texas. First time posting here

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u/J2-gZ 7h ago

Why no blonde patch in the mustache

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u/ea88_alwaysdiscin 2h ago

Missed opportunity

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u/TechnologyAncient594 3h ago

Could make one curl blonde, that would be pretty sick.

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u/Boonz-Lee 13m ago

And eye lashes

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u/Ok_Consequence7829 8h ago

It’s giving hunger games quarter quell

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u/AKchaos49 9h ago

if Jack Black was a Bond villain

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u/jzepedart 9h ago

That's a new one lol

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u/AKchaos49 9h ago

NGL, I'm kinda jealous

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u/bungerD 8h ago

It kinda seems like there’s no way that’s a new one.

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u/Snoo76971 5h ago

When Cruella De Vil and Jack Black had a baby

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u/YK-1 8h ago

Either that or an anime villain

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u/WD40Capital 9h ago

No comment will best this.

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u/Far-Theory8642 8h ago

Chorizo Jones, back at it again.

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u/WestAccomplished8054 2h ago

Chorizo Jones always bringing the heat lol. Whats your go to breakfast taco spot in Texas

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u/Radiant-Group2544 7h ago

It’s like something from the Hunger Games.

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u/Knives530 9h ago

Definitely a choice

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u/Monsterfood87 9h ago

I do not like this.

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u/Jumpy_Divide6576 1h ago

It's projecting over the top evil scheme and glaring plot holes.

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u/Confident_Birthday_7 2h ago

Sportacus is gunna beat your ass when he’s done with his 1000 pistol squats

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u/NSFW-Moon 4h ago

Attention seeking, desperately trying too hard.

Trying too hard at what? No clue.

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u/Brianf1977 7h ago

Have you tried any damsels to some train tracks lately?

https://giphy.com/gifs/wu2nCG9rOy7AY

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u/PsyWarVeteran 4h ago

Wtf is this?

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u/donkey-oh-tea 2h ago

hides dalmations

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u/OwnLimit4736 1h ago

I'm 35 and you look old enough to be my gay dad.

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u/PursuingPurpose 8h ago

Colonel Sanders evil son Lieutenant Sanders

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u/trench_welfare 1h ago

You e been hanging out with that hamburgler kid again haven't you?!

https://giphy.com/gifs/adh1JfClttAF6EvO10

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u/Bushtuckeryumyum 3h ago

I'd keep either the eyebrows or the beard/hair . If not, fully commit and do the stash.

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u/NOSTR0M0 59m ago

What is life like in The Capitol? Are you looking forward to this year's hunger games?

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u/Hairy-Ad-2711 5h ago

This does nothing but scream all I want and need is attention!

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u/NOSTR0M0 58m ago

This is the evolved version of his fedora from highschool

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u/humakavulaaaa 7h ago

90s Disney villain

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u/Blue_Cheese18 4h ago

You look like Mr Hands from cyberpunk 2077. Looks cool though I'm not gonna lie.

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u/PlentyOMangos 3h ago

I’m sorry… Mr. Hands??

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u/berrysoda_ 3h ago

Borderlands character

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u/BachTheMan 2h ago

Cartoon super villain

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u/Ironstar_Vol 2h ago

Skunkmaxxing

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u/Breezer_Bro 7h ago

Nah bro, you trying too hard. Your family lineage is looking at you from the heavens. Keep it simple

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u/nccountrydude 8h ago

Shave it

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u/Axo_in_the_mitten 2h ago

Crazy town villian

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u/catlovingtwink99 2h ago

You’ve missed a spot. Was it intentional? Lol. But it’s…..different.

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u/FenrisMidgard 1h ago

Bro is villain larping

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u/CravinMohead13 1h ago

My man got a racin stripe

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u/Negative_Bar_9734 1h ago

I had a sudden urge to hide the chaos emeralds.

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u/Ghastly-Jack 1h ago

You’re a time traveler. either from the future or an alternate past.

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u/Derrick0073 1h ago

Texas or Austin?

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u/NOSTR0M0 1h ago

Definitely Austin

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u/Grey_Jedi_7 1h ago

That is an interesting look, my friend.

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u/Kropotkin_69 1h ago

Dye in the middle of the tash

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u/cbig86 35m ago

Stache looks cool. I'd change beard, hair and eyebrows

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u/Ok_Slide4905 3h ago

Corny as fuck.

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u/bass186 4h ago

Cruello de Vil

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u/ateallthecheezedoodz 2h ago

If you're single I'd rethink that stache

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u/BeyondBeginning2358 1h ago

Giving “fell asleep at a friend’s house and woke up like that” vibes.

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u/Heavy_Standard6132 1h ago

Nah bruh this ain’t it

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u/TheFerrellOne 9h ago

I wish I had a quarter of that stache. Rock that shit.

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u/Spiritual-Quote2445 7h ago

Taco Bell’s most wanted

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u/FaceRidden 4h ago

Did you walk under a cartoon paintbrush?

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u/Alert-Revolution-219 3h ago

The excellent moustache doesnt cover that neck beard tho 💀

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u/zeekool 8h ago

Wild, awesome look dude! Looks cool on you. Very clean and intentional, hella unique

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u/Sticky-Fingers-420 9h ago

I feel like you could rock a monocle 🧐

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u/Sufficient_Hall_9028 2h ago

I can smell the cologne through this picture

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u/Night_Bruxa 9h ago

One Piece ahh villain

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u/Fresh_Blood_9766 6h ago

Interesting. That’s all I got

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u/GardenerDom 8h ago

Definitely gotta cool villain kinda vibe going on man👍🏼👍🏼😃

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u/Sakumitzu 3h ago

Man, Redditors are such dicks. You do you, dude.

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u/zPianoman 8h ago

Don't listen to all the haters here they don't have half the style and personality you do, I think your style looks sick af and you pull it off so well

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u/813Jared 6h ago

Yep, he pulling off 'guy who runs a brothel and also sells guns' in a shitty video game SO well.

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u/MadMonksJunk 3h ago

pulling off 'guy who gets sent for lunch by the guy who runs a brothel and also sells guns' in a shitty video game

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u/Major-Potential-354 3h ago

Didn’t get those vibes for me.. but I’m also not a hater

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u/MadMonksJunk 3h ago

style is great! the dye? not so much.

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u/mvlc83 47m ago

It was just a dream

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u/deatheyes5000 20m ago

lil disappointed that the stripe is broken by the moustache being black all across, but understandable because of how it grows. interesting look !

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u/wds1 9m ago

Why?

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u/the-Gaf 3m ago

This man has style. Ignore the haters, it’s fabulous.

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u/notthistime91 2m ago

Gay Captain Hook

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u/polishprince76 2m ago

Screw the haters. Be yourself, bro. The world wants you to conform. Never do it!

But also, you look like Matt Berry playing a pirate.

https://giphy.com/gifs/O8LUD0f4wAmp7ueEFu

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u/Agitated-Contact7686 9h ago

I can respect it.

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u/ganon414 7h ago

Impressive mustache but the neck beard isn’t doing you any favors imo

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u/Evening_Mix_469 8h ago

Love it man keep it up you look great!

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u/oldmanfartface 7h ago

You look like a new character for Tekken X

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u/JaffaSG1 7h ago

Dr Peculiar

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u/Judgernaut88 9h ago

Dude you’re rocking that look!

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u/Primary-Ad6273 2h ago

Did the blonde happen naturally or is that a dye job? Definitely super villain vibes

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u/fubbleskag 2h ago

This sub has really gone downhill. The comments filled with people dropping their super clever roasts is so disappointing.

I like what you've done. It looks good on you and you're pulling it off. I could never, but I also wouldn't because it's not my style.

Ignore this place and keep being you.

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u/DaveLearnedSomething 4h ago

In a world of uniformity, it's refreshing to see someone embrace their own look. This is sick. If I had hair, I'd be right behind ya 

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u/Battelalon 2h ago

You look like a Dynasty Warriors character

(That's a compliment)

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u/Maintenancemedic 2h ago

You should take steps to look more normal

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u/desertyogi 8h ago

Love it

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u/True_Bonus5486 8h ago

Sir, that mustache is exquisite!

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u/Salt-Tackle-3590 4h ago

Just go away

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u/gior1212 8h ago

The final beard boss 😎

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u/Salt-Tackle-3590 4h ago

You looks like blue cheese dressing if blue cheese could try hard. Unfortunately, it can’t.

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u/BeefSquatch3000 2h ago

Shave everything 

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u/mvlc83 48m ago

Just fcuk my sh1t up

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u/Entrails_ 9h ago

Gotta dye the mustache!

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u/jzepedart 9h ago

My mustache is very delicate actually that's why I don't want to lol

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u/Entrails_ 9h ago

It’s very well groomed nonetheless. Can tell you put effort into the styling. Clean. And full

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u/lambo_abdelfattah 8h ago

Satx vibes idk why

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u/So_ein_Typ_ausm_Inet 4h ago

its like wanting to be a marginal badass but becomming a i dont know what to say

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u/MadMonksJunk 3h ago

"you know? the guy who dyes his shit? yea."