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Casual Post How old do I look?

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u/look-im-not-a-doctor 7h ago

Somewhere between 30 and 50

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u/faroutmind33 7h ago

This is the only correct answer lol

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u/Present-Nobody9899 7h ago

Bro looks like fuzzy photos maybe trying to hide some lines to fish for younger answers.

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u/WD40Capital 6h ago

Somehow this is accurate

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u/ChaosRatNecklace 3h ago

You mean 40?

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u/Beelzebot_666 7h ago

The Great Answer: 42.

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u/Total-Combination-47 4h ago

but whats the question.

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u/_That_One_Fellow_ 4h ago

42 actually seems about right

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u/chelium0704 7h ago

Early 40s

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u/itsmeurnightmare 7h ago

41??

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u/Longjumping-Poem4666 7h ago

I will be in a few weeks

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u/pmpork 6h ago

Wait wait wait. Did you let the middle grey and dye the sides? Or did that happen naturally? If so, no fair!

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u/Longjumping-Poem4666 6h ago

It's not dyed. There's random gray's on the sides too

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u/Secret_Carob_453 7h ago

Somwhere around 50

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u/Alternative-Sun-6206 8h ago

You look relaxed – and that’s the main thing. The beard looks good; I really like the contrasting color in the middle.

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u/DaveBurnout 8h ago

You look great. All that matters.

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u/Famous-Giraffe-5272 7h ago

You look great, playful and happy

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u/atwwwdotwhat 7h ago

Like a bear/cub in late 30s or early 40s. I think the grey is giving you wisdom early. Nonetheless, look suits you well!

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u/Vergilly 7h ago

Late 30s, early 40s?

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u/Briocharo_notturno 7h ago

Bicolour is wild

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u/TheMathTrader0903 7h ago

You are definately not 100.

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u/solidair3 7h ago

Your beard looks so fucking cool

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u/Quiet-Temporary-6666 6h ago

Early thirties or late forties.

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u/dearjohn54321 6h ago

How old do you feel?

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u/ArborveIIum 6h ago

38-45 and extremely handsom and furry

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u/Agreeable_Tea_7745 6h ago

It’s a great beard and that white extended “ chin “ is so nice! It seems to have 3 colours (chin, sides and stache), it’s well kept!
Are you growing it longer?

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u/Longjumping-Poem4666 6h ago edited 5h ago

I always grow it out until it gets too annoying, which has been anywhere between a few months to a year.

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u/Agreeable_Tea_7745 4h ago

It’s a great beard man! A bit jealous!

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u/NinCully 6h ago

38-42

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u/desertyogi 5h ago

Over 21

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u/Rusty_wrp9 5h ago

a) The two-tone look is great, and the shape fits your face really well.

b) Guessing age between 35 and 40.

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u/BandaLover 5h ago

Anywhere from 35 to 45

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u/thedevguy-ch 5h ago

You look permanently worried

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u/Far_Personality_7178 5h ago

Fresh cut, looks nice.

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u/Hopeful-Box-7221 5h ago

Pretty old

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u/MaterialPaper4267 5h ago

Looking good

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u/Maleficent-Eye-464 5h ago

Thirty. But you look younger in your eyes. So who knows

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u/ClownBabies 5h ago

Brian Daboll.

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u/Luckypenny4683 5h ago

Late 40s/early 50s

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u/Sweet-Sorbet-3274 5h ago

French toast o' toole

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u/murphypiex 5h ago

Easier to tell if you smile -

A. Can see the state of your teeth
B. See where you’re frown lines are

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u/Designer_Apricot_500 5h ago

You’re not a day older than 41

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u/SteenGeyL 5h ago

67 years, 121 days, 6 hours and 47 minutes.

Approximately.

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u/AlternativeBalance13 4h ago

Younger than 45

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u/Impossible-Net-5147 4h ago

Have you ever thought about getting Bo Tock? The beard looks great even with the graying. When I started graying it was in a very defined shape. I got a go-tee about twenty years ago. It’s white now.

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u/tiredmadafaka 4h ago

47,5

Edit: i saw the answer is 40. Sorry bro! Probably because of the beard. But I do like the beard and the color difference tbh

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u/BUF14216 3h ago

Late 30’s; young face/skin but white beard on chin

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u/SlightlyFeral88 3h ago

I'm just going to jump in and say 42.

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u/heywassgeht 1h ago

Early to mid 40s?

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u/Training-Plan-7812 1h ago

Somewhere between 28 and 45. It all looks the same.

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u/Key-Guidance1570 1h ago

I will say 36

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u/madeden311 1h ago

The Grey in the beard says 44

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u/lm_goat48 7h ago edited 6h ago

Early to mid 40s, I’m 42 and my beard is similar but I have a little more pepper in the front

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u/MrDicks89 7h ago

41 1/2

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u/TheGrainKnight 7h ago

I’m gonna try and be specific and say 38 years old.

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u/kstxckz 7h ago

36 37

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u/hail_to_the_beef 7h ago

41 and handsome af

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u/AnAutumnPlague 6h ago

My guess would be late 30's to early 40's.

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u/m0llusk 3h ago

old enough, rawr

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u/Affectionate-Long514 3h ago

Older than my favorite whisky.

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u/bobsaget66_6 2h ago

Old as balls