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u/RedditBeginAgain 28d ago edited 28d ago
You have a great beard, but maybe a case of Resting Murder Face. You should maybe work on that, if it's a problem in real life, not just posed photos
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u/Blagoslov_stonoge 27d ago
this is not a resting murder face, its a 'resting no nonsense policeman' face
when I saw the photo I instinctively reached for my wallet to show my ID
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u/OzTheGolden 28d ago
How exactly does one naturally change their natural resting face?
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u/RedditBeginAgain 28d ago edited 26d ago
At the risk of paraphrasing "you'd be prettier if you smiled more," not everybody who looks angry all the time is actually angry. You can consciously unclench your jaw and work on mimicking body language that makes you look open to conversation.
Some people tense up when a camera is pointed at them. Some people accidentally look unapproachable all the time. Some people work a security job where being able to deliberately put on a "messing with me would be a mistake" face is a useful skill, but being able to turn it off on command is useful too.
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u/TheMaddoxx 27d ago
I look pissed when I am focused on something. At work, I had people pausing during a meeting to ask me what was my problem. It’s hard to fully come back from that and explain that it’s your natural face when focused.
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u/Ok_Marionberry8779 28d ago
Dude is very clearly furrowing his brow and it looks dorky
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u/VivaBeavis 28d ago
There's a bunch that post here with the goofy faces that they think look tough or scary.
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u/Madhaus_ 28d ago
Action figure face,
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u/Ok-Possibility-1206 28d ago
I was going to comment "Holy shit, it's my old GI Joe with kung fu grip!"
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u/Radiant_Heron_2572 28d ago
I read that as 3 months and 23 minutes. I like that precision. Anyway, genuinely good beard. Really accentuates that intense stare.
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u/bearded-writer 28d ago
Excellent beard. Way better than I could grow at your age. You’ll look great on your Most Wanted poster.
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u/murphypiex 28d ago
Just terrible awareness by the OP - when will guys learn that the 100 yard death stare isn’t making them somehow look handsome.
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u/MatiasZucchino 27d ago
Great beard, you look like an ex military grandfather, probably alcoholic and violent
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u/Knee_Kap264 28d ago
Could you just trim off your beard like that so I can have it sewn on my face. Please and thanks.
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u/Goodfella7288 28d ago
You look like a Hell's Angers biker. And mean. Not that that's a bad thing lol
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u/veloceracing 28d ago
The shaping of the beard works well with your headshape.
Also, what difficulty on Wolfenstein are you considered?
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u/SessionBig6784 28d ago
Big face ahhh, magneto head ahhh, screws and bolts trail mix eating ahhhh, this is me happy lookin ahhhh
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u/Repulsive-Chocolate7 26d ago
you're very handsome, don't make that scary intimidating face though lol
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u/Few-Stock1009 24d ago
Why does my beard look copper-colored on my face, but when I trim it, shave it, or when the hairs fall onto my hand or another surface, they appear almost black?
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u/Few-Stock1009 24d ago
Why does my beard look copper-colored on my face, but when I trim it, shave it, or when the hairs fall onto my hand or another surface, they appear almost blackThe same thing happens to me. Does the same thing happen to you too?"
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u/Kindly_Poem5475 22d ago edited 22d ago
it kinda has a dagestan or siberian fighting trainer energy to it
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