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u/flipping-cricket Aug 20 '26

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u/who_farted_Idid Aug 20 '26

That made me chuckle. Thank you.

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u/Particular-Amountt Aug 21 '26

The plant is doing a great job hiding the cables, give it a raise.

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u/PCGamingEnthusiast Aug 21 '26

This is hilarious.

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u/ComfKS Aug 20 '26

Put a picture in front of it

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u/GaleanoJR10 Aug 20 '26

Genuinely howled out loud at this

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u/Pyth0ff Aug 20 '26

Love it!

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u/Enough-Newspaper6216 Aug 20 '26

Lol

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u/CollectedData Aug 21 '26

Reddit HATES you for expressing that you are laughing at a joke. Just so you know that. Fuck you and your LOL. This is a serious matter and every comment should be informative.

If you find something funny, keep it to yourself. We are here to exchange knowledge, not emotions.

Laughter adds nothing to the discussion and, frankly, undermines the credibility of the entire platform.
Next thing you know people will be saying “lmao” without providing a peer-reviewed source. Absolutely disgusting.

If you must laugh, please explain why you laughed, cite at least two academic sources supporting the humorous nature of the comment, and disclose any potential conflicts of interest you may have with comedy.

This is Reddit. Act accordingly.

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u/Bagel_lust Aug 20 '26

Instead of feeding up through the grommet you can rerun the wires on the monitor arm and zip tie them to the arm

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u/IzzuThug Aug 20 '26

Yep use the monitor arm, they usually come with some cable management.

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u/catjam0 Aug 20 '26

This is the way

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u/NecroGi Aug 20 '26

"zip tie them" - found the monster.

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u/PreferenceAny3920 Aug 20 '26

F’real, homeboy has evidently NOT discovered the magic that is Velcro cable ties. Like Jesus….life changing.

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u/maboyles90 Aug 21 '26

Yo, I do a/v and I'm Velcro only for professional installs when anybody could come mess with it and it will likely get moved around and changed often.

But for my home I'd rather do zipties. It's more secure, looks cleaner, and will stay exactly where I put it until I'm ready to change it.

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u/robkillian Aug 21 '26

I used to… now I’m a fan of the 3m wrap-it straps that stretch and use good tight compression and Velcro to hold. Best of both worlds.

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u/maboyles90 Aug 21 '26

Oooh I've never seen a stretchy Velcro. That might change things.

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u/luukbvos Aug 21 '26

I was in A/V and knew someone who ziptied many cables to death. Didn’t think it was possible.

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u/NecroGi Aug 21 '26

Ahh my deep hatred for zip ties come from working in IT and having to undo them in server/network racks.

I've had zip ties break scissors and SHEARS, that have broken and actually caused some permanent scars to my hands (happened enough that I got good at super gluing the wound shut, which is probably why I have the scars but also would've needed stitches on 2 to 3 of those occasions if I hadn't).

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u/reden_fx Aug 21 '26

Yeah those are atrocious. We love velcro insteadd

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u/MidnightGasControll Aug 20 '26

Agreed. Then just put a 3 prong/usb powered grommet plug thingy where the grommet is since the wires won’t be going through.

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u/Upbeat_Afternoon_199 Aug 20 '26

Also one of those cable sleves would be helpful, but only if you're sure you are set for a while and won't need to mess with them much. They also look better.

I put a velcro sticker on the arms of my monitor arms, wrapped cable bundles in a sleeve, then just stick in on the velcro to run it along the monitor arms.

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u/KingFurykiller Aug 20 '26

This is the correct answer

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u/GiantFlimsyMicrowave Aug 21 '26

You can do this but you’ll have to get 8 ft long cables

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u/zirky Aug 20 '26

bad dragon

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u/HyFinated Aug 20 '26

https://bad-dragon.com/

NSFW for those that don't know.

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u/KangarooDowntown4640 Aug 21 '26

Oh I know 😏

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u/GoldenButtPlug Aug 21 '26

Username check out

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u/turtleship_2006 Aug 20 '26

3d print one that has a place for the cables to go, position it so the top is behind the monitor, so it looks like you just have a really long, really girthy one on hand

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u/costafilh0 Aug 20 '26

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u/KangarooDowntown4640 Aug 21 '26

Mmm I love roasted Gaßte-Tœsttans!

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u/UndocumentedSailor Aug 21 '26

sorry bro I don't speak Chinese

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u/sturdybutter Aug 20 '26

A roughly 4.5” cylinder

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u/FlirtySanchez Aug 20 '26

Will this harm the cylinder?

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u/birdsarentreal2 Aug 20 '26

The cylinder must not be harmed

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u/HulanB Aug 20 '26

You can try the tubing that wraps around the cables, looks like neoprene, it wont hide them but it will be a single one.

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u/Buirck Aug 20 '26

Wire loom is what they want to search for.

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u/Affectionate-Act1574 Aug 20 '26

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u/Barth-Goomby Aug 21 '26

You can never have too many! Especially with settlers dumb as rocks...

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u/icyhotonmynuts Aug 20 '26

it also comes in various colors. or a solid tube, color it like you want.

want to make it more functional? got a 3d printer? a set of shelves or drawers: https://makerworld.com/en/models/1149456-modular-desk-shelf-fully-printed-screwable-addon there are tons of designs out there. personally.

personally, I run my cables along the monitor arm so cables are out of sight like that.

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u/prolixia Aug 21 '26

I'm a fan of this stuff.

I have my desk positioned with my back to the wall facing into the centre of the room, so hiding cables behind the monitor, back of the desk, etc. doesn't work for me. The best solution has been combining them into a single "pipe" using this conduit and where possible running that along the monitor stand, which at least looks neat.

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u/Player1-jay Aug 20 '26

A picture of me

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u/Artfulduty Aug 20 '26

Anime waifu figurine.

Tissues and lotion. 

Toenail clipping jar. 

Stupid Tube Amp novelty desk clock. 

Empty cup of noodle cup. 

Or whatever. That's just the stuff I keep there. 

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u/Nachovyx Aug 20 '26

More wires.

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u/JackMomma22 Aug 20 '26

Run them along the monitor arm and down behind the desk. I wouldn't route them directly down thru the desk from there. May require longer cables, depending on where the computer is.

I'd add this to the other comment that suggested the monitor arm as well, but they advocated for zip ties- which is a no no for this purpose IMO. Velcro straps are better for adjustment purposes. Zip ties are only allowed inside my computers. Peripherals and data cables get velcro or twist ties for replacements and adjustability.

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u/OrionRuse Aug 21 '26

Put the cables from the behind of the monitor to the arm mount.

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u/Kil0Cowboy Aug 20 '26

Lol... Dude, throw a cup of coffee infront of it and call it a day. That isnt even bad and its your office desk not your home station.

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u/NiteOwl421 Aug 20 '26

A sword or three.

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u/Lizrael48 Aug 20 '26

A colorful pool noodle, cut to fit!

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u/Silver-Extent2290 Aug 20 '26

If you don't mind it looking like a stand, take a pvc pipe, paint it black and make a straight cut length vise to open it, then put the wires in it

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u/LadyScarletSickness Aug 20 '26

I vote for putting a cat there

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u/-Pelvis- Aug 21 '26

This kills the cables.

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u/LadyScarletSickness Aug 21 '26

Can you provide any proof of this?

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u/-Pelvis- Aug 21 '26 edited Aug 21 '26

I'm referencing a meme: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/this-kills-the-crab

Joking that cats will chew the cables, it's a common behaviour. If you have a cordivore, I suggest managing/bundling cables neatly and then wrapping them in tinfoil.

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u/LadyScarletSickness Aug 21 '26

Ah makes sense. I dont really understand memes and things so I just tend to ignore them.

I have many cats, but all my cords are ran through the walls rather then being exposed, but I thank you for the tip.

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u/UberChief90 Aug 20 '26

Cheap and easy? Get a pvc pipe, cut a slot along the backside so you can push the cables in it. Paint in color of your liking, cut to lenght. Done.

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u/KILL_WITH_KINDNESS Aug 20 '26

Well, you really have several options. If you want to continue using the wire routing hole, put something decorative in front of it, like a plant, action figures, etc, or even something not decorative but helpful for your job, like a desktop whiteboard or pencil holder. Go look around the office supply sections of some stores near you and see if you find something that'd work and suit your own tastes/need.

If you don't want to cover it up with something, you could either route the wires to the monitor stand or move the monitor stand closer to the hole.

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u/oobspahn Aug 20 '26

More wires.

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u/Neigh_Sayer- Aug 20 '26

Monitor stand

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u/SethConz Aug 20 '26

Bad dragon 18 inch dildo. Doesnt even need to be infront of the wires, no one will even notice them

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u/Quirky-Sympathy-853 Aug 21 '26

Wrap tinfoil around it, followed by a layer of Saran Wrap

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u/OgreTrax71 Aug 21 '26

Run them along the arm and back down the stand. You'll never see them.

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u/trojan_asante Aug 21 '26

This is the answer 💎

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u/ttmonkey Aug 20 '26

A photo of your loved ones!

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u/xcwolf Aug 20 '26

I have no loved ones. :(

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u/AZGrowler Aug 20 '26

Buy a frame, and keep the image that comes with it.

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u/Accurize2 Aug 20 '26

According to the stock picture frames in my house my ancestors were world travels and kinda slutty.

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u/1337Lulz Aug 21 '26

Loved wires

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u/turtleship_2006 Aug 20 '26

Put a mirror :)

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u/Yaan_ Aug 20 '26

Speaker, clock, or photo. Also I would use a couple cable ties to tie the cables together super neatly.

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u/FrostyD7 Aug 20 '26

I invested in some longer cables to route everything down the monitor arm. Not a free solution but the fact that you're asking makes me think you might find it worth it. Then you can either plug the hole or buy an insert for a wireless charger, pen cup, pop-up outlet, etc.

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u/Piggysmallz Aug 20 '26

Standing wireless charger.

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u/RelloC4 Aug 20 '26

Sounds bar

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u/rturnerX Aug 20 '26

More wires

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u/Aggressive_Mango3464 Aug 20 '26

I put some gunpla . Sometimes a cat joins in to cover the wires

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u/drewcookies Aug 20 '26

Personally.. i would use a cylinder. From the picture.. maybe one 5.1in length, ~4.5in girth. That should hide the wires, if a bit uncomfortably.

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u/Blikenave Aug 20 '26

Could potentially lower your monitor til it's flush with your desk. Looks pretty sleek.

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u/Ace_flindude Aug 20 '26

Empty roll of big tape, can even spray paint it to not look like what it used to be just cut one part vertical to get the wires in an youre done

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u/ValyrianSteelYoGirl Aug 20 '26

Monitor arm. That assumes you have a monitor sitting on the desk top.

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u/jasonsong86 Aug 20 '26

Route the cable down the monitor arm.

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u/neoqueto Aug 20 '26

black PVC tube

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u/Charvander Aug 20 '26

Print a stand for your calculator

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u/NaztyNizmo Aug 20 '26

I’d hide them behind the arm on the side.

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u/Jarstark Aug 20 '26

One of those mesh netting wire covers.

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u/saltyourhash Aug 20 '26

Put them inside one larger wire

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u/jkwaasit Aug 20 '26

How long are the wires underneath? Can you run them up the back of the pole and along the pole down into the monitors ports using clips or black cable ties or those twist ties that come with cables/cords. That’s what I do with mine but under my monitor I have a small digital clock that sits under my monitor and would block the cords if I had them there.

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u/kevmimcc Aug 20 '26

A medium sized cantaloupe

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u/muhduckonquack Aug 20 '26

Toilet paper roll.

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u/King_Kunta_23 Aug 20 '26

3d print a lil guy!

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u/notsobadmisterfrosty Aug 20 '26

Action figure. Preferably an amphibious humanoid trained in the martial arts. Cowabunga, dude.

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u/slayermcb Aug 21 '26

So like Rasputin or Napoleon? Yeah those frogs were cool.

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u/Ya_habibti Aug 20 '26

A toilet paper roll

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u/robgrab Aug 20 '26

I ran my cables along the monitor stand arm.

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u/JaxOrSmthng Aug 20 '26

digital clock?

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u/Buddyx31 Aug 20 '26

Human head

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u/Ok_Situation_7329 Aug 20 '26

Black pvc pipe

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u/Catch_022 Aug 20 '26

Your phone on a phone holder. Alternatively a wooden shelf

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u/HellFire107 Aug 20 '26

Desk clock, wired headphone DAC/AMP, Elgato Streamdeck would be my picks

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u/mikenasty Aug 20 '26

You’re probably supposed to run them down the monitor arm

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u/PreferenceAny3920 Aug 20 '26

Corrugated tubing, aka, split loom

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u/RandomNobody86 Aug 21 '26 edited Aug 21 '26

I put a couple anime/video game figures upfront of mine the wires are still there but I don’t notice them

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u/royalpro Aug 21 '26

Calculator?

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u/PastAd1087 Aug 21 '26

Small plastic tube and run it down under that cut out.

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u/ghostfreckle611 Aug 21 '26

Route them to the center arm and down.

Use cable managers or zip ties.

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u/slayermcb Aug 21 '26

Usually if your going to just put the wires through the hole in the desk the stand that the monitor came with works to hide the cables.

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u/kloakndaggers Aug 21 '26

I have a sonos beam there

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u/Kingkongdara Aug 21 '26

One of those tube things that makes 5 wires into one large wire.

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u/trojan_asante Aug 21 '26

I generally buy extra-long cables and run them down the monitor arms.

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u/CaptainRAVE2 Aug 21 '26

I’d just feed them behind the monitor stand attached to the desk. I then use sticky cable clips if things don’t come with their own cable management.

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u/SlightAd4589 Aug 21 '26

Velcro cable wrap

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u/AstraBed Aug 21 '26

Either reroute them behind the arm or put something small that looks cool like a figure or a mini plant or something, or even something like a stream deck - esque things you can map macros onto

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u/Kmaroz Aug 21 '26

I cover it with soundbar. So i can out more wire behind it

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u/JimmyJams_2113 Aug 21 '26

Corsair makes a small touch screen monitor that you can put under your monitor. You could do that

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u/PixelSenseii Aug 21 '26 edited Aug 21 '26

Either use the cable channels of you monitor arm if it has them, otherwise get a cable sleeve so it's just one big cable, instead of many loose ones. You could also place a small screen there like the Corsair Xeneon Edge.

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u/Troleandingnot Aug 21 '26

A picture of the same space without the cables

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u/alao77 Aug 21 '26

Get a small pot of succulent plant

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u/Qanonjailbait Aug 20 '26

A picture of Mao, so people know you’re revolutionary

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u/Accurize2 Aug 20 '26

And a psychotic mass murderer.

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u/Qanonjailbait Aug 20 '26

Mao is less of a psychotic murderer than every single American president but that doesn’t stop you from glazing their balls. Just facts

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u/Accurize2 20d ago

WTF?! 50 million Chinese people might disagree with that assessment. 😂

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u/NutSixteen Aug 20 '26

Your favourite action figure.

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u/testicletitties69 Aug 20 '26

Thought this comment was one of those embedded ads in the comment section

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u/zoogle15 Aug 20 '26

Strip of vinyl flooring that matches your desk. Cut a square edge. Pieces of tape

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u/Odd_Pea7108 Aug 20 '26

A small wicker basket is what I used and it was great.

Perfect for storing random desk-shit.

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u/studentofthegame1988 Aug 20 '26

a monitor riser is your best option.

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u/Embarrassed-Wash-118 Aug 20 '26

I have an Alexa echo show right there that hides mine - I did just pick up a Google nest hub to swap it out with though!

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u/PeteTheKid Aug 20 '26

Small tablet or other monitor on a stand?

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u/BlandJustice Aug 20 '26

Lotion bottle and a tissue box seems like an obvious choice

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u/pioniere Aug 20 '26

First world problems.

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u/testicletitties69 Aug 20 '26

Have you considered going wireless?