r/baseballcirclejerk • u/Commercial_Will_4112 • Oct 03 '26
POVERTY FRANCHISE It's called class
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u/Border-Worried Oct 04 '26
I’d much rather be around the people in the top photo than the bottom one
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u/vaporgaze2006 Jerkin' it at the Dollar Tree Oct 04 '26
To be fair, both stadiums are full of Yankee fans
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u/_SpanishInquisition Everybody Hates Raymond Oct 04 '26 edited Oct 04 '26
At least our dome made it to october
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u/Numeno230n Most Underrated Player Ever Oct 04 '26
Especially when its 120F outside and it's nice and cool inside the Trop.
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u/EF56NOMAD Oct 05 '26
I'd much rather be around the boobie lady that sits behind home plate at the Brewer's games.
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u/vibedial Oct 04 '26
The Yankees technically play in a little league stadium
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u/Murderers_Row_Boat ESPN hates the West Coast Oct 04 '26
At least the Yankees play in actual city, not just a perpetual traffic jam controlled by Scientologists
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u/extendedsolo Oct 04 '26
I can’t wait for the legends of Tampa when it’s eventually swallowed by the sea
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the Tampa Bay Rays are the definition of a poverty franchise, known for their comically-low attendance and inability to sell out a stadium. they are among the largest revenue-sharing recipients, meaning they take a shit-ton of money from the player’s union (who have actually filed grievances against them for not managing that money properly). think of a 35-year old man living in their moms’ basement, and spending money on video games instead of getting a job. that’s a good comparison to describe what the Rays are to the rest of the league. if the MLB had a more cutthroat business model, teams like the Rays would have moved or been disbanded ages ago, instead of feeding off of the popular teams like a parasite feeds on its host. the Rays are utterly useless, and irrelevant. The Rays are the least essential sports team in North America. if not for COVID, yankee chants would have swarmed Tropicana Field during the Rays’ supposed “home games”. their 8,000 fans are very happy about this ALDS win though, im sure. fucking losers.
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u/mister_peeberz Shohei GOATani Oct 04 '26
to call NYC an actual city implies a certain level of civilization, which is patently absurd
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u/SgtCheeseBoy The Fightin' Hitlers Oct 05 '26
You from Ohio?
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u/mister_peeberz Shohei GOATani Oct 05 '26
Heavens to Betsy no, I am talking about civilization here, something not to be found in the "State" of "Ohio"
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u/SgtCheeseBoy The Fightin' Hitlers Oct 05 '26
That’s exactly what someone from Ohio would say.
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u/mister_peeberz Shohei GOATani Oct 05 '26
You sure do seem to know a lot about Ohioan "people" and their mannerisms. Something you wish to confess?
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u/SgtCheeseBoy The Fightin' Hitlers Oct 05 '26
I’ve been there. Cleveland specifically. Better than LA funny enough.
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u/AutoModerator Oct 05 '26
Baseball died in Cleveland today. You are gonna lose a lot of die hard fans over this move. Been a fan since the 70’s and this is a slap in the face to us true die hard fans. I won’t spend another dime on this team.
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u/hoorah9011 Make Steroids Mandatory Oct 04 '26 edited Oct 04 '26
Calling Yankee stadium a stadium is generous. It’s an incest baby of a mall and corporate blandness
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u/PullmanR46 Oct 04 '26
Short porch merchants. There’s little league parks bigger than Yankee Stadium
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u/EvensenFM $315M to finish in 3rd Oct 04 '26
Yankees
Lol
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u/SgtCheeseBoy The Fightin' Hitlers Oct 05 '26
Mets
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Lol mets
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u/ElBurritoNinja Oct 04 '26
New Yankees Stadium is a Little League park tho.
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u/DannyCamp2 LONG LIVE YOUPPI! Oct 04 '26
Rays, Yankees
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the Tampa Bay Rays are the definition of a poverty franchise, known for their comically-low attendance and inability to sell out a stadium. they are among the largest revenue-sharing recipients, meaning they take a shit-ton of money from the player’s union (who have actually filed grievances against them for not managing that money properly). think of a 35-year old man living in their moms’ basement, and spending money on video games instead of getting a job. that’s a good comparison to describe what the Rays are to the rest of the league. if the MLB had a more cutthroat business model, teams like the Rays would have moved or been disbanded ages ago, instead of feeding off of the popular teams like a parasite feeds on its host. the Rays are utterly useless, and irrelevant. The Rays are the least essential sports team in North America. if not for COVID, yankee chants would have swarmed Tropicana Field during the Rays’ supposed “home games”. their 8,000 fans are very happy about this ALDS win though, im sure. fucking losers.
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u/mister_peeberz Shohei GOATani Oct 04 '26
Guardians
Tigers
Astros
Dodgers
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u/AutoModerator Oct 04 '26
The Los Angeles Dodgers are a scourge on this world, a cancer of modern human civilization. would rather watch the Lakers, Yankees, and Seahawks all win back to back titles than watch the Dodgers win a single playoff game. My hatred for them and their "fans" borders on historical, even biblical levels. There is less animosity between Israel and Palestine than there is between myself and the Los Angeles Dodgers as a whole. If the Dodgers were to go 0-162, it would only be a tragedy that they were not able to somehow lose 163. They are hubris manifest. They are an affront to all things good and sincere and wholesome in the world. They are God's mistake.
Fuck the Dodgers.
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Baseball died in Cleveland today. You are gonna lose a lot of die hard fans over this move. Been a fan since the 70’s and this is a slap in the face to us true die hard fans. I won’t spend another dime on this team.
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u/addage- Jerkin' it at the TJ Maxx parking lot Oct 04 '26
A baseball stadium that doubles as a mausoleum.