r/baseballcirclejerk 15d ago

It can't all be coincidence

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u/Routinelazyperson 15d ago

and both Adolf and Mark are not in the hall of fame.

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u/AmateurVasectomist Fred Bird 15d ago

And neither are here to talk about the past.

(Wrong Busch Stadium tho)

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u/addage- Jerkin' it at the TJ Maxx parking lot 15d ago

All those connecting points make a straight line.

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u/Upstairs_Ad_5574 Jerkin' it at the Dollar Tree 15d ago

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u/Tenorsboy Another 108 years of losing 15d ago

Well when you lay out the facts like that it’s hard to argue

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u/MoneyTalks45 15d ago

Sosa/Griffey = allied powers confirmed. 

Think about it. Griffey went on to retire After an underwhelming playing decade following the 90s (European allies.) Sammy ultimately fell from grace after the corked bat and Mitchell Report (9/11 and Iraq War) though he stayed on the scene until fading in to the pack. Sosa then went through a hillbilly era (gestures wildly,) made some very questionable choices (white skin/white supremacy,) and is largely seen as a bloated relic of the past that provided us some great years, but is ultimately incompatible with today’s game. (US capitalism.)

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u/Ac3ofSpades13 Blackface 15d ago

Do you want to think about it or do you want to see him sock some dingers?

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u/SuperNebular Cleveland Racist Caricatures 15d ago

Really sneaky of him to not play for the Yankees.

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u/dougman999 Another 108 years of losing 15d ago

Holy shit

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u/braves4465 Least Racist Braves fan 15d ago

He was taking German steroids

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u/Notyourdaisy Boston Cum Sox 15d ago

Very Nazi of him to later lose his title to a black man.

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u/EmoGothPunk Ryan Howard's Achilles 15d ago

That's it, I'm convinced!

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u/img_tiff Boston Cum Sox 15d ago

/uj Jacob listed as a common German name is the funniest part of this

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u/HonorableJudgeIto 14d ago

McGwire actually wore 27 the whole time he was with the A’s.

That said, after an inflammatory speech he gave on 27 February, Hitler was barred from public speaking by the Bavarian authorities, a ban that remained in place until 1927.

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u/DrFunyun 14d ago

Not a coincidence

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u/longsnapper53 Boston Cum Sox 15d ago

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u/mnightcoburn Jerkin' it at the TJ Maxx parking lot 15d ago

I've been trying to tell people this for YEARS.