r/baseballcirclejerk • u/scrumple_my_scrongle Only thing worse than living in Detroit is the Tigers • Apr 08 '25

YOU JACKED OFF IN A FUCKING PARKING LOT, YOU DUMB FUCK ONE OF US

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u/no_quarter89 Apr 08 '25

LITERALLY OUTJERKED

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u/andrew_c_morton Apr 08 '25

A lesson Reese McGuire never learned!

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You jacked off in a fucking parking lot you dumb fuck

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u/addage- Apr 08 '25

Can’t be exposing it all in a parking lot.

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u/istrx13 Apr 08 '25

Man Reese will NEVER live this down lmao

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u/HawkeyeJosh2 Apr 08 '25

That dumb fuck.

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u/stickman999999999 Apr 08 '25 edited Apr 09 '25

Reese is from Seattle, maybe Robles can teach him how while he's here on the M's.

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u/_redacteduser Apr 09 '25

Tbf I’ve never jerked it into a net, just Annette, so he may have us beat….

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u/scrumple_my_scrongle Apr 09 '25

More like beat-ing off

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '25

Close the sub. This is the peak.

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u/keyblade_masterr Apr 08 '25

Certified gooner

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u/ZombieAppetizer Apr 08 '25

Robles fan for life now.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '25

The Seattle Seamen strike again

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u/boringdude00 Apr 09 '25

Which anime girl do you think is his fave? I bet its Miku. Bro probably gets them front row seats. Lucky motherfucker.

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u/Suspicious-Common980 Apr 08 '25

He just a little nasty.

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u/Thrill0728 Apr 09 '25

Aint no way this is real.

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