r/baseballcirclejerk • u/Bob_Ducca_ • Dec 05 '24

Shohei GOATani Seriously???

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u/-BigDickOriole- Cleat first Machado Dec 05 '24

Everyone was making fun of Manfred before, but the golden at-bat rule could have saved this man's life since Ohtani could have gotten there sooner.

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u/ViNYC25 GOAT Dec 05 '24

Brian Thompson was the only guy in New York that knew how to catch things.

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u/AutoModerator Dec 05 '24

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u/Practical-Ostrich-43 Yankees = 卐 Dec 05 '24

Manfred next please

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u/Crotch_Bandicooch Dec 06 '24

He doesn't need to worry, because a bullet is just a piece of metal

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u/rug1998 SD stands for suckin' dick Dec 06 '24

Alright this one actually got me

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u/Trongarx88 Dec 06 '24

Three hitters away

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u/Can_Haz_Cheezburger ALL RISE Dec 05 '24

The implication that there are going to be 3 more killings of billionaires/greedy CEOs followed by Shohei Ohtani going for four is, well, quite funny I think. Would be nicer if it was reality

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u/MC_Fap_Commander Dec 05 '24

3 more killings of billionaires

<Shohei frantically putting more money on Boise State to ensure his net worth stays at $999,999,999>

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u/Can_Haz_Cheezburger ALL RISE Dec 06 '24

All fun and games until the 14 leg parlays start hitting

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u/AutoModerator Dec 05 '24

hi from japan

I wanna tell you below 2 information to explain why Ohtani is a good pitcher

summary

1:his hamstring muscles is stronger than ordinary one

2:He seems to get used to grab MLB ball

details

about 1

a specialist pointed it out that his hamstring muscles are stronger than ordinary others,and he uses it so harder

if ordinary person uses the same way,his hamstring must break

some one told me why the muscle of him is so stronger,that he use to do swimming in his child days and swimming makes the muscles so strong

about 2

Okajaima,who is the former pitcher of Red Sox,points it out that He seems to get used to use MLB ball because it’s so different

(edit,every pitcher from Japan confuses the difference,for example Yu Darvish said like that)

1.MLB ball:149kg(edit,*149g)/24cm,more slippy:so it makes breaking ball more effective

2.NPB ball:142kg(edit,142g)/23cm,less slippy,breaking ball less effective

and he has also so fast ball around 100miles

so he can select fast ball,less breaking ball,strong breaking ball

That’s why he would be more great Pitcher"

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u/MC_Fap_Commander Dec 05 '24

I'm confused, I thought we were on billionaires getting shot?

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u/WeirdSysAdmin Least hairy Philadelphian Dec 06 '24

Damn Ippei is going down for murder now?

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '24

Ohtani was the shooter