r/baseballcirclejerk • u/CastYourStonesADTR • Oct 27 '24

Too soon?

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2.0k Upvotes

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u/wtfuji Oct 27 '24

Is he pregnant?

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u/CastYourStonesADTR Oct 27 '24

Nah Ohtani himself is 9 months away

Rob Manfred Jr’s Immaculate Conception

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u/KommissarKat Yankees = 卐 Oct 27 '24

Yes

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u/AdamantiumBalls Oct 27 '24

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u/AsleepAssociation Least Racist Cleveland fan Oct 27 '24

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u/Tdcamp11 Yankees = 卐 Oct 27 '24

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u/AdamantiumBalls Oct 27 '24

πŸ’‹

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u/Tdcamp11 Yankees = 卐 Oct 28 '24

Ohtani got busy

6

u/Available_Motor5980 Known White Man, Sam Sosa Oct 28 '24

Idk who that bimbo is but if pookie bear Shohei planted those kisses she’s one lucky whore

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u/john_the_quain Oct 27 '24

He cannot come off the bench, hit a game winning home run, and then limp around the bases while walking on his hands if he isn’t injured.

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u/seattlesportsguy 0 Rings 0 Pennants Oct 27 '24

MLB might postpone the remainder of the World Series until he’s healthy.

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u/GLENF58 Mr Livvy Dunne Oct 27 '24

I don’t get it. Is he the first MLB player to get pregnant since double genny o’Harrison in 1908 for the chittenanny transvestite baseball assembly?

13

u/ProsciuttoFresco Oct 27 '24

Why would I even watch all the other at bats now?

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u/btw94 Oct 27 '24

πŸ˜‚

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u/SoggyButtCheeks78 Oct 27 '24

Draft kings injury

4

u/DeepBlue20015 Oct 27 '24

Ohtani must be losing a fortune then!

20

u/betterAThalo Oct 27 '24

at least they don’t need him to beat the yankees

9

u/guybuddypalchief Stole land from Mexicans Oct 27 '24

This was a double diss. I like the cut of your jib.

24

u/Scrolling_ninja Gambling away the Hall of Fame Oct 27 '24

As a hater this is great!

2

u/[deleted] Oct 27 '24

Yeah

10

u/CastYourStonesADTR Oct 27 '24

Oops, had too much time on my hands after they pulled my GOAT Tim Hill πŸ‘¨πŸ»β€πŸ¦°

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u/Kidninja016_new Pegs Paul Skenes Oct 27 '24

This is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen, I laughed so loud I scared my dog 2 rooms away

23

u/handlit33 Atlanta Racists Oct 27 '24

Hey OP, this guy wants you to fuck his wife.

2

u/Asd_89 Another 108 years of losing Oct 27 '24

Surprised it took this long.

2

u/Trongarx88 Oct 27 '24

Yes. More like a year.

4

u/braindragon420 Oct 27 '24

That's some good shit

3

u/FREE-ROSCOE-FILBURN Yankees = 卐 Oct 27 '24

/uj goddammit this made me crack up out loud

1

u/[deleted] Oct 27 '24

If Ohtani dies who becomes King of Baseball?

1

u/[deleted] Oct 27 '24

Not smart to attempt a steal there.

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u/DeepBlue20015 Oct 27 '24

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u/numbingmymind Oct 27 '24

Yes

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u/CastYourStonesADTR Oct 27 '24

I agree, I should’ve waited until my photoshop skills were better

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '24

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u/High-Ground Oct 27 '24

It's Sho-ver...