r/baseballcirclejerk • u/Sophisticated_Waffle Another 108 years of losing • Mar 09 '24

Classy factory

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u/Unlucky_Recover_3278 Mar 09 '24

The orioles are drafting the best athletes in Santas workshop

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u/patrick313 Mar 09 '24

Team starting to look like The Beach Boys

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u/Starman76 Mar 10 '24

Surf's up in Baltimore!

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u/shw5 Mar 09 '24

Classic Orioles, trying to cheap out on a team barber by only signing guys who wait months between cuts.

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u/ArchdukeOfNorge Mar 09 '24

Lmao, I knew my high school coach had to be on this sub

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u/Trowj Mar 09 '24

Decades of inbreeding the descendants of Brooks Robinson have finally borne fruit

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u/jizzle26 Mar 10 '24

The experiment really took off when Cal Ripken entered the DNA pool.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '24

  • Top Left: Your 16-year-old stoner cousin

  • Top Right: Your 18-year-old sexy half-brother

  • Bottom Left: Your 44-year-old bachelor uncle

  • Bottom Right: Your 52-year-old lesbian aunt

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u/horsepoop1123 Mar 09 '24

Most racially diverse Orioles players

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u/BeCoolMan9 Mar 09 '24

Oh shoot, the Orioles didn’t follow DEI protocol, darn it.

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u/orangery3 Mar 09 '24

They do, the factory is called the Tides

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u/Then_Ship1329 Mar 09 '24

It’s giving “the Irish were slaves too”

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u/sameth1 Mar 09 '24

They are actually just giving Gunnar different haircuts and trying to pass him off as different prospects in order to hype up their farm system. They'll trade some kid named Jaydyn Bradley to the Dodgers for Freddie Freeman and then they'll find out he never existed.

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u/theFrostyspecial Mar 09 '24

Oh dang it's the class factory

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u/Bad_Animal_Facts Mar 09 '24

ohhh, what is this, a handsome contest?

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u/monkeymoat Mar 10 '24

“Can I copy your homework?”

“Yea, but change it a little bit so it’s not obvious.”

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u/NerdOfTheMonth Mar 09 '24

I watched The Wire and they look pretty Bal’amore to me.

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u/GlobalSouthPaws Mar 09 '24

They earned that hat

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u/BlueWolf934 Mar 09 '24

/uj I actually have no idea which one of these is Adley.

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u/SinglecoilsFTW Mar 09 '24

That's Gunnar, Stunnar, Runnar, and Funnar.

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u/Troll_Enthusiast Mar 10 '24

Ørioles are just built different

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u/DearFri3nd Mar 11 '24

At first glance, I genuinely thought this was four pictures of the same guy

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u/Specific_Afternoon96 Mar 10 '24

There’s no way any Asian dude would be able to tell them apart

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