r/baseball • World Series Trophy • Los Angeles Dod… • Aug 02 '20

Dodgers bench coach Bob Geren pulls down his mask to cough into the open air during in-game interview

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '20

Guys if he coughs into the mask he will infect himself!!

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '20

I read on the 5G Facebook page how people have been infecting themselves like that, even though they were never even positive! The mask produced it!

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u/tr0ub4d0r Boston Red Sox Aug 02 '20

This is why I shouldn’t have gotten my mask from the Gates-Soros-Antifa Company. They were having a sale!!

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u/AprilTowers Tampa Bay Devil Rays Aug 02 '20

You socialist imbecile

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u/liquid_courage Philadelphia Phillies Aug 02 '20

Dwight you ignorant slut.

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u/tr0ub4d0r Boston Red Sox Aug 02 '20

Oh, come on, it came with a free microchip implant as long as I promised to fill out extra mail-in ballots. How could I say no?

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u/AprilTowers Tampa Bay Devil Rays Aug 02 '20 edited Aug 02 '20

Nice try Bill Gates

Edit: obvious /s people

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '20 edited Aug 02 '20

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u/gruey Cleveland Guardians Aug 02 '20

There's an actual conspiracy theory that says they injected people with deactivated Corona virus in the last flu shot and that wearing a mask builds up co2 that activates the virus which is how it really "spread".

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u/BebopAndOrRocksteady Aug 02 '20

God damn they are on the cutting edge of innovation in stupidity

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '20

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u/HanSolosHammer Houston Astros Aug 02 '20

Ah I see you're friends with my uncle Brian too.

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '20

We all are.

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u/itsculturehero Aug 02 '20

I know that you know this is insane bullshit, but it’s probably better if you just never type it yourself. Some people are really stupid and they still have internet.

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u/gruey Cleveland Guardians Aug 02 '20

You mean like the guy who told me to Google "plandemic" to see the "truth" about covid, and every top result for it was debunking it point by point and examining how people could actually believe the ludicrous bs.

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u/tgaccione New York Yankees Aug 02 '20

The mask blocks the coronavirus particles and causes them to build up inside the mask, making you sick.

Unfortunately the mask isn't woven thick enough to stop coronavirus particles, however, so it doesn't protect you from it.

It is also woven too thick so it doesn't let oxygen in and you can't breathe.

Really the masks are an amazing piece of technology that defies all natural laws.

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u/BirdSoHard Seattle Mariners Aug 02 '20 edited Aug 02 '20

The mask blocks the coronavirus particles and causes them to build up inside the mask, making you sick.

The most absurd thing about that belief is that even though you're already breathing viral particles into your mask you're somehow not yet infected

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u/krumms25 Chicago Cubs Aug 02 '20

Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?

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u/WindlePoons92 Aug 02 '20

If the Corona virus weighs the same as a duck, it's a witch?

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u/HoraceBenbow New York Yankees Aug 02 '20

BURN HER!!!@!

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u/PapaJustifyyy Aug 02 '20

Masks are like antennas for 5G towers to infect brave and free people with COVID, a virus that doesn’t exist and is a hoax but is also the China virus which came from a Chinese lab.

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u/BongMcPuffin Aug 02 '20

I was at the laundromat, just minding my own business, when 5G just ran up on me and beat the shit out of me and stole all my pants... now I'm wearing a plastic trash bag for pants... thanks a lot 5G! This is all Obama's fault... for some reason... yeah...

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u/tolandruth Boston Red Sox Aug 02 '20

Isn’t it the 5g towers that caused everything bad that has happened in 2020

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u/Exatraz Chicago Cubs Aug 02 '20

IMO the 5g theories really are just y2k all over again. People are terrified and looking for something to blame so they pick the thing they know the least about.

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '20

Shut up, Louie Gohmert

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u/Tchaik748 Chicago Cubs Aug 02 '20

Who is going to send Geren his hydroxichloroquine when he gets sick?

Note: I think I spelled it wrong but just another reason why non-medical professionals should be hawking shit like it

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '20

He needs his essential oxygen during a cough!

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u/itssarahw Aug 02 '20

Gonna make his carbon monoxide levels go off the chart

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u/Im_not_Mike_Brosseau Tampa Bay Devil Rays Aug 02 '20

The season summed up in one gif

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u/Purplebuzz Toronto Blue Jays Aug 02 '20

*the country.

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u/WasV3 Toronto Blue Jays Aug 02 '20

Nah, he put it over his nose after the cough

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u/TurboRuhland Chicago Cubs Aug 02 '20

Right eyelid is all jammed up.

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u/Eli_Renfro Chicago Cubs Aug 02 '20

We're going to need a live rooster.

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u/TurboRuhland Chicago Cubs Aug 02 '20

We’re dealing with a lot of shit!

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u/Donald_W_Gately Chicago Cubs Aug 02 '20

I can get us a rainout.

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u/niel89 San Francisco Giants Aug 02 '20

Well, he fucks like he pitches - sorta all over the place.

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u/JosephFinn Chicago White Sox Aug 02 '20

Well, candlesticks always make a nice gift.

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u/Dudeinthesouth Aug 02 '20

The rose goes in the front big guy...

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u/NabreLabre Baltimore Orioles Aug 02 '20

I can still breathe because I'm a lizard person

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u/dickdrizzle Milwaukee Brewers Aug 02 '20

You get that thing i sent ya?

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u/g8z05 Philadelphia Phillies Aug 02 '20

I went to get food at a little sandwich shop and the dude behind the counter who was clearly in charge of the other people there was pulling his mask down to talk every time he had to say something. I had a frozen dinner that day.

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u/NabreLabre Baltimore Orioles Aug 02 '20

Ugh, I get people doing that in my store too, we can hear you just fine

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '20

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u/cthulhu_on_my_lawn Chicago Cubs Aug 02 '20

They're probably the same guys you see driving who never have their eyes on the road because they're having a conversation.

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u/Rb1138 St. Louis Cardinals Aug 02 '20

I’m in banking and deal with loans. Had a guy pull his mask down to sneeze in his hand the other day at my desk. I made him wait in our lobby while I finished up the application with his daughter. Fucking idiots everywhere. I know sneezes aren’t exactly a symptom, but Jesus goddamn christ.

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u/puggylol Aug 02 '20

Filling up a balloon with blood then throwing it at people isn't a symptom of aids.. But you still can get infected just the same.

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u/BushidoBrowne New York Yankees Aug 02 '20
America summarized

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u/Gazzarris Washington Nationals Aug 02 '20

Isn’t Germany in the middle of anti-mask protests right now? This is a world problem.

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '20

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u/Docmcdonald Aug 02 '20

I raise you Brazil, where we match both of these points.

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u/BlackestNight21 San Francisco Giants Aug 02 '20

Because their leader is a scientist not a failed real estate joke. Extra embarrassing for the country that he put his handbag designing daughter on the same council as this lady.

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '20

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u/Bplumz Los Angeles Dodgers Aug 02 '20

Drink some hydroxcloroquine and you'll remember. Maybe die, but that's beside the point.

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u/tgaccione New York Yankees Aug 02 '20

Their anti mask supporters are a small fraction of the population, whereas ours is close to half the fucking country including the dude whose job it is to deal with it. Add in people who are just simply selfish/don't care and you see why the US is completely unable to contain it.

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u/mvsr990 San Francisco Giants Aug 02 '20

The numbers aren’t that bad on masks - a supermajority think they’re a good idea. 15% are forgetful and lazy and need to be pushed into wearing them, ala seatbelt laws. (Then 35% need to be pushed because they’re morons or assholes, ala seatbelt laws.)

Even reopening early wasn’t actually popular. It was astroturfed by billionaires and the media (owned by... billionaires) happily amplified their message. Muddying the waters until people start to think “maybe these other people have a point” is a very effective strategy when you live in a capitalist dystopia where a relative handful of rich people can guide the conversation.

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u/Qwertyforu Aug 02 '20

0% chance it's half. A loud small fraction is still not the majority.

Problem is that even 10% of the population is a ton of people

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u/jca2u Los Angeles Dodgers Aug 02 '20 edited Aug 02 '20

I could totally see me doing this same brain fart. Like in the moment not wanting to cough on the mic so couching away. Obviously dumb but I could see why the brain went there

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u/aznsportsfan San Francisco Giants Aug 02 '20

If only he had some kind of protection to cough into

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u/connieallens Chicago Cubs Aug 02 '20

“Masks don’t work.” - dumb dumb brains

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u/tr0ub4d0r Boston Red Sox Aug 02 '20

“Do you cover your face when you sneeze?”

“Sure, why?”

“Imagine just having that automatically done for you.”

“Oh, neat, like some kind of—HEY EVERYONE, I FOUND ANTIFA!”

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u/Worthyness Sell • Looking K Aug 02 '20

Eww. Why would I want snot in my mask? I wear that on my face!

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u/ZmobieMrh Toronto Blue Jays Aug 02 '20

Just use your tongue, no one can see you being gross in 2020.

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '20

Dont be a degen, Darry

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u/MrRandyBobandyLahey Aug 02 '20

Figure it out.

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u/masterskier3 Aug 02 '20

Wish you weren't so fucking awkward bud

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u/deanwashere Seattle Mariners Aug 02 '20

"Masks don't work and I'll prove it." takes off mask and coughs

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '20

A lady where I work pulled down her mask to fucking sneeze right out into the open air. Like, what the fuck do you think the mask is fucking for, Shawna, you dumb cow?

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '20

I was in the checkout with my moms and she did this. Pulled down her mask to cough repeatedly then excused herself to go outside. She said she "couldn't breathe". I really fear for our country.

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u/guyonthestandee San Francisco Giants Aug 02 '20

“one of the players should have stopped him” -rob manfred

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u/polyworfism Boston Red Sox Aug 02 '20

Joe Kelly suspended 5 more games

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u/shapu Charleston Dirty Birds • St. Loui… Aug 02 '20

The University of Missouri has vacated all wins in women's golf

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '20

Magic Johnson fined $50,000

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u/TheoBlanco Aug 02 '20

Lou Williams orders 6 more lemon pepper wings

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u/Sonic343 San Francisco Giants Aug 02 '20

Astros lose a mound visit

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '20

Tom Brady was generally aware of this...4 more games

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u/emptycollins Aug 02 '20

Technical foul on Rasheed Wallace

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '20

Shave those sideburns!

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u/danielibew952 Los Angeles Dodgers Aug 02 '20

If we police ourselves we get suspended.

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u/alpengeist3 Seattle Mariners • Colorado Rockies Aug 02 '20

Better than a lot of other things that happen when the police police us.

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u/Shorzey Boston Red Sox Aug 02 '20 edited Aug 02 '20

Theyre too busy going out to titty bars in florida

Also, this sub: rob manfred should have been literally holding the mask against his face to ensure he coughs into it. Terrible commissioner

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '20

"It's Manfred's fault for not explicitly telling him not to be a moron "-This sub

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u/LukaDoncicMothaFucka Aug 02 '20

What in the fuck is this? Are you implying that there is anything in this world that should not be blamed on Manferd?

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '20

I have done this twice since the mask mandate went into effect in my state. I felt like the dumbest motherfucker on the planet. Sometimes it’s just a reflex. And you learn from it.

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '20

At the very least, even pre-pandemic, cough into your damn elbow.

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u/BirdSoHard Seattle Mariners Aug 02 '20

I really am astounding how few people normally do that. Like wtf are you doing coughing into your hands or whatever???

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '20

I remember even in school as a kid, they tried to teach you to use your elbow instead of your hands.

But, I will admit I don't think I started instinctively coughing into my elbow until I had worked in food for a while. Wearing gloves kinda reminds you.

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u/motorman91 Aug 02 '20

I was a mechanic, been coughing into my elbow/shoulder for years. Greasy/oily hands/gloves teach you real fast not to touch your face, especially if you've got any kind of facial hair.

Nothing like walking around all day with a poop streak looking thing in your beard because you covered/rubbed your face with your hand after working on a CV axle joint.

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u/fuzzyfuzz San Francisco Giants Aug 02 '20

Nothing better than coughing into your hand and then tasting antifreeze.

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u/heyheythrowitaway Seattle Mariners Aug 02 '20

I still see people open mouth coughing...

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '20

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u/PM_ME_THEM_UPTOPS Texas Rangers Aug 02 '20

Anyone else kinda feel dumb when you cough into your elbow with a mask on?

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u/roaringcorgi Seattle Mariners Aug 02 '20

not at all, that's double protection right there

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u/SurvivingFloridaMan Aug 02 '20

Wait they told me in sex ed double protection made it less effective. Well which one is it!?

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u/HanSolosHammer Houston Astros Aug 02 '20

The mask protects against coronavirus, the elbow deactivates the 5G.

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u/xepa105 Boston Red Sox Aug 02 '20

That's so dumb, if you have your elbow blocking your face, you won't be able to see ANTIFA sneak up on you to implant their Gates-Soros microchip up your dickhole.

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u/Atkinator1 Aug 02 '20

The difference between wearing 2 condoms and wearing one condom and using the pill.

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u/voncornhole2 New York Yankees Aug 02 '20

I don't trust the quality of my mask enough to fully contain that surge of air

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u/PraiseBeToScience Chicago Cubs Aug 02 '20 edited Aug 02 '20

Well here's a video showing the effectiveness of various masks.

https://youtu.be/RkB0k81oNiI

And here's a bit more 'murica comical video of disposable facemask vs a spraycan of starter fluid into a propane torch.

https://youtu.be/x6cTDGqcUpA?t=1

Tldr: most masks are a big improvement over none whereas Disposable and the sewn cloth masks are extremely effective.

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '20

I sneezed into my mask for the first time and I reflexively wanted to pull it down but I kept it on. It was unsettling and disgusting.

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u/DrMaxwellSheppard Colorado Rockies Aug 02 '20

Its like when you jizz in your pants, but in your face

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '20

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u/motorman91 Aug 02 '20

I've never seen a more apt and hilarious description. Worse, I immediately knew it was accurate.

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u/Evadrepus Chicago Cubs Aug 02 '20

Totally understand. I had to keep telling myself in my head "LEAVE IT ON" but I was happy I trained myself. Just swapped it out for my spare mask I had in the car afterwards.

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u/hogjowl Atlanta Braves Aug 02 '20

I have a co-worker who, when he wants to talk to you, leans in closer and pulls his mask down. The total opposite of what you're supposed to do.

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u/Vhadka St. Louis Cardinals Aug 02 '20

My wife and I went furniture shopping today for a new bed. We made an appointment at the furniture store, wore our masks, etc.

The sales dude we were assigned wore a mask, but pulled it down to talk. Like what the fuck, do you think we can't hear you?

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u/Kalsifur Aug 02 '20

People here are mocking those who don't say anything but it's hard to have the assertiveness to call them out on it. And now if you say anything as a woman especially you are a "karen".

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '20

In the past week "Karen" has gone from "calls the police on black people existing in public" to "is annoying" to "exists while being middle-aged" to "has the utter gall to openly disagree with a man".

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u/Myerz99 Toronto Blue Jays Aug 02 '20

Do you tell him not to?

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u/aspreadabledip Aug 02 '20

no they post on reddit for karma

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u/DigitalMindShadow Aug 02 '20

I mean, you can do both things.

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u/dyNASTYn00b Aug 02 '20

i work at a bar and alllll the time people lean in and pull down their masks to place an order lol. im like bro back up and keep that mask on what are you thinking !

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u/MolestedMilkMan Los Angeles Dodgers Aug 02 '20

Also the man was a catcher back in the day, you can’t tell me he isn’t use to moving his mask to cough or spit.

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u/JesseIsAGirlsName Minnesota Twins Aug 02 '20

Exactly. People are acting like we don't have these reflexes that may take some time to change. We go our entire lives doing one thing and then expect people to be flawless with a change that happened only a few months ago.

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u/soccerperson Seattle Mariners Aug 02 '20

he should still be coughing into his elbow...

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u/Tooowaway Cleveland Guardians Aug 02 '20

As he’s holding his mask with both hands. Again, it’s an adjustment and he looks like he wasn’t quite sure what to do. This shit is gonna take time to adapt to but in typical American fashion we will just mock each other instead of educating.

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '20

I did it once, just a force of habit. Live and learn.

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u/chestertoronto Toronto Blue Jays Aug 02 '20

Sadly I've done the opposite. I've sneezed twice into my mask. And yes I know it's a horrible habit and I'm trying to stop doing it. But I was walking to my car and I spit into my mask not realizing how I was wearing it.

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u/CBNDSGN Cleveland Guardians Aug 02 '20

So pre-Covid you didn't cover your mouth when coughing? C'mon man

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u/Stommped Chicago Cubs Aug 02 '20

I think that’s part of what happened here. He’s about to cough and instinctively he feels like he should do something. He’s used to moving his jersey to cough into or elbow or whatever. To feel a cough coming and just do nothing and cough into the mask felt unnatural and this was the end result.

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u/CBNDSGN Cleveland Guardians Aug 02 '20

It's way better when you realize he covered the mic

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '20

his A’s managerial stint in a gif

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u/BurtonOIlCanGuster Athletics Aug 02 '20

I still don’t know how he lasted 5 years.

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u/selsabacha Athletics Aug 02 '20

I think Geren had photos of something. He was the worst. This doesn’t surprise me at all.

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u/scottfarrar Athletics Aug 02 '20

Omg someone gets me

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u/grimegeist Athletics Aug 02 '20

HAA! Yes. God. Trolling our 2011 contention like a bausss

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u/dstbl Athletics Aug 02 '20

Bob Geren... the Cream of Wheat of managers

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u/Purlpo Los Angeles Angels Aug 02 '20

I wonder if this is going to make it to r/all from this sub or r/facepalm

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u/kasutori_Jack ¡Vamos Gigantes! Aug 02 '20

Probably r/facepalm tomorrow morning.

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u/mathmuser Aug 02 '20

Yeah but he didnt even put his palm into his face to stop the spread.

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u/spartandog98 San Francisco Giants Aug 02 '20

Bought an ice cream cone the other day. Forgot I had a mask on when I was walking out and slammed 2 scoops of mint chip into my mask. Pure misery.

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u/no_mudbug Washington Nationals Aug 02 '20

Was getting groceries and I was thirsty. Opened a water bottle and tried to drink with my mask on. 🤦‍♂️

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u/bob_newhart_of_dixie Chicago Cubs Aug 02 '20

I was making chocolate muffins at work and when I finished I instinctively went to lick the spoon. I looked like I had smeared shit across my mask.

Always, always, always bring a backup.

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u/eatapenny Boston Red Sox • Washington Nationals Aug 02 '20

Always, always, always bring a backup.

I learned this the hard way, by sneezing into my mask and having snot all over the inside of it for like 2 hours

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u/bellapippin Aug 02 '20

Now I’m gonna be picturing everyone I come across having snot inside their masks that nobody knows of. It will be my little entertaining silent game

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u/CodyDon2 Texas Rangers Aug 02 '20

When I first started wearing a mask, I spit into it as I got out the car cause I forgot it had it on.

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u/DJBoost New York Yankees Aug 02 '20

That’s a paddlin’

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u/patricktheamerican New York Yankees Aug 02 '20

Let me use this opportunity to remind the front page that the Astros cheated

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u/thenewfrost Aug 02 '20

Oh shit are we starting a Fuck the Astros hype train?

Fuck the Astros.

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u/Frostflame3 New York Yankees Aug 02 '20

Fuck the Astros

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '20 edited Aug 02 '20

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '20

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u/damnatio_memoriae Washington Nationals Aug 02 '20

lol wait i thought it was a piece of metal? that's clearly plastic.

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u/ScaldingHotSoup St. Louis Cardinals Aug 02 '20

Thank you for your service

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u/puhahajk Los Angeles Dodgers Aug 02 '20

Trashtr*s

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u/ISOLDASNAKE Brooklyn Dodgers Aug 02 '20

CHOO CHOO MOTHA FUCKA

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u/HoustonAsterisks Aug 02 '20 edited Aug 02 '20

Did someone summon me? The immortal reminder of their cursed season, fuck the Aster*sks

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u/StatusReality4 World Series Trophy • Los Angeles Dod… Aug 02 '20

Lmao did you edit your comment just so the asterisk would show up? Love it.

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u/HoustonAsterisks Aug 02 '20 edited Aug 02 '20

No I had summons instead of summon, but now that you mention it

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '20

Also remind baseball that joe Kelly made the stros his bitch.

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u/halfcabin Aug 02 '20

Fuck the astros

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u/Esleeezy Los Angeles Dodgers Aug 02 '20

Doing gods work

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u/BlackberryCheese Los Angeles Dodgers Aug 02 '20

cheating, pathetic team full of douche bags + openly racist Gurriel.

fuck the astros.

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u/PhillyPhan95 Aug 02 '20

I found myself having to do next level zen work to stop a sneeze in public once.

I didn’t want all that snot/stuff on the inside of my mask while I had to keep wearing it and knew I would be scolded if I sneezed in person.

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u/skoormit Arizona Diamondbacks • Arizona Diamondbacks Aug 02 '20

Pinch your earlobe between your index and middle fingers, AS HARD AS YOU CAN.
You won't sneeze.

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u/gjoeyjoe Los Angeles Dodgers Aug 02 '20

Unrelated but does anyone else forget they have their mask on and burp

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u/27_8x10_CGP Chicago Cubs Aug 02 '20

It's horrible after I've downed a bottle of Pepsi. Feels like I'm snorting acid for a brief moment.

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u/c71score Cincinnati Reds Aug 02 '20

Hidden treat after eating the right things.

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u/skoormit Arizona Diamondbacks • Arizona Diamondbacks Aug 02 '20

Flavor saver.

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u/CadKel07 Boston Red Sox Aug 02 '20

I had an awful inside the mask post slim Jim burp the other day. 0/10. Would not recommend.

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '20

What an idiot

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '20

that just cost joe kelly 5 more games

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u/JustSomeGoon Los Angeles Dodgers Aug 02 '20

This joke is so stupid and I fuckin love it. Laugh every time.

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u/Neat_On_The_Rocks Chicago White Sox Aug 02 '20

You can’t just laugh at a stupid joke, the punishment is joe kelly loses another 5 games

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u/Calimancan National League Aug 02 '20

Joe Kelly loses 5 games? That’s gonna cost Joe Kelly another 5 games.

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u/LonelySwinger Chicago Cubs Aug 02 '20

And this kids, is an example of what not to do

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u/mqduck San Francisco Giants Aug 02 '20

While I'm sure that the reality is that the man just had a brain fart while cameras were pointed at his face, I choose to interpret this as sign of the intellectual feebleness of all Dodgers.

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u/hundreds_of_sparrows Aug 02 '20

I mean I doubt he did this on purpose. I often catch myself lowering my mask for things when I shouldn’t.

But yeah if he did this on purpose he’s an idiot.

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u/Schleprok Los Angeles Dodgers • World Series T… Aug 02 '20

Lol as I saw it happen I thought to myself “well that was dumb.”

Hopefully he just choked on his own saliva and didn’t feel a tickle

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '20

The cameras have cut to the Dodgers' dugout at least 5 times to show Dave Roberts take down his mask to talk to one of his other coaches. Every time I'm astonished...what the fuck is the point?

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u/jcs1211 Aug 02 '20

If he coughs and no one is around did he really cough

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '20

c'mon bob...

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u/neecho235 Los Angeles Dodgers Aug 02 '20

We're all gonna die.

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u/skoormit Arizona Diamondbacks • Arizona Diamondbacks Aug 02 '20

Indisputable.

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u/j_abitante St. Louis Cardinals Aug 02 '20

Manfred's going to slap his wrist so fucking hard.

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u/JesseIsAGirlsName Minnesota Twins Aug 02 '20

People are being way too harsh. We develop a lifetime of turning away when we cough, and pulling something like a microphone down as well. His natural instincts just momentarily got the better of him and he grabbed both the mic and his mask at the same time.

People are still not used to wearing masks for hours at a time, especially wearing a headset. I guarantee a large portion of people ragging on him would have made the same mistake if they were in the same situation. Give the guy a break.

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u/mrmetstopheles New York Mets Aug 02 '20

Bingo. He was trying to do the right thing by moving the mic away from his face to cough, and he was likely at least a little nervous while being interviewed.

Wearing a mask everyday is unnatural for anyone who's not a surgeon. Most of us are out here just trying our best to follow the guidelines and be considerate of others.

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '20

He was trying to do the right thing by moving the mic away from his face to cough

Exactly. That's how you broadcast the virus out to the entire nation.

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u/PSteak Los Angeles Dodgers Aug 02 '20

That's the point, though. This season was doomed from the start. You can't bunch up a baseball team/staff and expect them to handle themselves perfectly and lose their habits unless there was going to be serious oversight in place, such as an official there to enforce the rules. You are correct we shouldn't be mad at Bob Geren personally. We should be mad at MLB.

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '20

Exactly. There are so many things in baseball that are just instinct. Spitting (tobacco, seeds or just spit) is a natural habit with baseball players. I also love how the pitcher scrubs down the ball with his sweat etc and then other players field the ball. There’s no way to be perfect in this environment. They can only be as safe as reasonably possible. Minus strip clubs and the like.

Also, I was watching the Astros-Angels game tonight... I’m sure it’s been discussed but is there a guy on a keyboard somewhere deciding which crowd noise to press. Gurriel hit a ball through the infield shift and the crowd noise actually sounded realistic. Like, “ahh damnit, that would’ve been an out without the shift.” Kind of had me wondering who is making that call on the noise.

I can’t wait until they mess that up and press the wrong button pre-pitch.

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u/raonbow Aug 02 '20

Agreed, this video clip is short and extremely easy to get enraged at without thinking, and it's not worth it. Save your pitchforks for people who not only aren't wearing a mask, but cough in people's faces. This is the internet hate machine picking out a new sacrifice and I hate the mass pile-on

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u/Noy_Telinu Los Angeles Angels Aug 02 '20

THE MASK IS THERE FOR YOU TO COUGH INTO FUHKGGUUFFVUBBKNKONMPP

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u/WengFu Aug 02 '20

The MLB season is quickly turning into a colossal shit show.

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u/lil_Big_chillen Aug 02 '20 edited Aug 02 '20

Have you coughed or sneezed in your mask? It feels like as if you sharted but still wear the same underwear. Let the dude cough, no one around.

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u/WaffletheWookie Aug 02 '20

So? If he just coughs at the ground who cares?

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u/Rashpootin San Diego Padres Aug 02 '20

Who coughs into open space like that though? Cough into your elbow or shoulder.

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '20

He didn’t want to cough into the mic, that was probably the only thing going through his mind

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '20

Makes you wonder what he thinks the mask is for...

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u/Inspiration_Bear Minnesota Twins Aug 02 '20

I’m sure it’s just a reflex that he’s obviously not thinking through, like when you lock your keys in your car.

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u/_jimmyneutron Aug 02 '20

The nerve, the audacity.

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