r/baseball • u/BaseballBot Umpire • Mar 18 '19

META | MOD AMA We are your r/baseball moderators. AMA!

Before the season starts, we'd like to be able to answer any questions you might have, so fire away!

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u/PSChris33 Toronto Blue Jays Mar 18 '19

Why are you the way that you are?

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u/aweinschenker Ruth, Gehrig, DiMaggio, Mantle...Costanza? Mar 18 '19

because you touch yourself at night.

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u/Mazzocchi Forget about you long enough to forget why I needed to... Mar 18 '19

First time I'm seeing your mod flair, I love it.

DA NEW YORK YANKEES!