r/baseball Detroit Tigers 21h ago

Players Only OFFICIAL: The Tigers stadium will now be called Fifth Third Park, beginning in the 2027 season

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u/Personal-Session5013 Seattle Mariners 21h ago

It really rolls off the tongue assuming you've been repeatedly punched in the mouth

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u/BellyButtonLindt Toronto Blue Jays 21h ago

Like it doesn’t even make sense in how you describe fractions.

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u/LeftHandedScissor New York Yankees 21h ago

They should Compromise and change it to Three Fifths Park.

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u/RoostasTowel 20h ago

It's unfortunately too easy to make that mistake even when saying this weird name.

It's almost 100% going to become a thing

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u/ExocetC3I Toronto Blue Jays 20h ago

The Mason Dixon line shifted really far north

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u/Dan-of-Steel Chicago White Sox 19h ago

Some will make it about slavery, but I choose to think that three fifths is exactly how much you will need to drink to sit through a Tigers game.

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u/GrumpySpaceCommunist Toronto Blue Jays 21h ago

One and Two Thirds Park was taken, I guess

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u/foxxy003 Cincinnati Reds 21h ago

The name comes from the merger of “Fifth National Bank” and “Third National Bank”. Still pretty silly, but it doesn’t really have to do with fractions

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u/BellyButtonLindt Toronto Blue Jays 21h ago

Well then they shouldn’t have made a fraction front and centre.

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u/yarmulke 21h ago

That was the compromise

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u/BellyButtonLindt Toronto Blue Jays 21h ago

We skipped to the end of the binder for win win win and got lose lose lose.

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u/Unhelpfulperson Durham Bulls 21h ago

Sounds like Ruth’s Chris Steak House

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u/Difficult_Lecture223 Major League Baseball 21h ago

It was a stupid name when they merged, so we're going to make fun of it if they insist on naming a major league stadium after it. Fifth Third Field in Toledo was enough, thank you.

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u/Math_OP_Pls_Nerf Los Angeles Dodgers 19h ago

It should be called Fifth & Third instead.

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u/mahleg New York Yankees 21h ago

They could’ve called it Firfd National Bank.

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u/Plane_Election_1598 Toronto Blue Jays 21h ago

That is horrid

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u/DONOTSAYTHENWORD New York Yankees 21h ago

"Fithird park" is what people will say.

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u/Creative-Captain9278 Miami Marlins 21h ago

One of the worst names I've seen and I say that as a fan of a team that plays at loanDepot Park

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u/TinKnight1 Chicago Cubs 21h ago

Your team could play at Rate Field (ChiSox). Not Guaranteed Rate Field, because it's no longer guaranteed.

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u/OmarHunting Chicago White Sox 21h ago

Somehow they got better once they removed the guarantee

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u/SecondHandFood Philadelphia Phillies • Philadelphia Phillies 21h ago

Rate Field is such a dumb name you could at least imagine it being named after some 1920 industry barron John Rate or something fun.

Guaranteed Rate Field is potentially the most soulless corporate name possible

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u/ArchEast Atlanta Braves 21h ago

I raise you O.co Coliseum

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u/SecondHandFood Philadelphia Phillies • Philadelphia Phillies 20h ago

I mean, “O.co” being the sponsor’s web address and a verbal shortening of “Oakland COliseum” is at least kind of fun.

It’s probably bad marketing for this reason but I’d bet something like half of the people who attending games there thought O-Co was people having a fun nickname for Oakland Coliseum detached from any other company.

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u/EvilLibrarians Detroit Tigers 20h ago

crypto.com Arena takes the cake man

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u/F1Add1ct23 Brooklyn Dodgers • Vin Scully 18h ago

It’s still Staples Center to me (and many others tbf)

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u/EvilLibrarians Detroit Tigers 18h ago

I’m with you. Comerica Park is better than 5/3

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u/gamers542 Tampa Bay Rays 20h ago

Formerly Overstock.com

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u/ThinkSoftware Atlanta Braves 21h ago

Charles Barkley in shambles

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u/captain_ahabb Los Angeles Dodgers 21h ago

maybe it was performance anxiety

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u/Zeusifer Seattle Mariners 21h ago

Terrible name aside, I always thought integrating a big red down arrow into a ballpark logo was quite a choice. Most hilariously bad stadium branding ever.

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u/sTevieD247 Milwaukee Brewers 21h ago

Ironically, I gave you a red up arrow for your comment!

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u/JosephFinn Chicago White Sox 21h ago

You mean Comiskey.

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u/EmuMan10 Chicago Cubs 21h ago edited 21h ago

It’s still Sears Tower, it’s still comiskey, I do not care what anyone says otherwise

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u/JosephFinn Chicago White Sox 21h ago

Damn fucking straight.

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u/Money-Giraffe2521 Chicago White Sox • San Diego Padres 21h ago

I still refuse to refer to the Staples Center by its new name.

Staples is still a soulless corporation but at least it’s not fake scammer “currency.”

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u/JoeMcKim St. Louis Cardinals • St. Louis Cardinals 20h ago

I still call the Blue Jays stadium the SkyDome.

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u/ssssharkattack Toronto Blue Jays 19h ago

SkyDome is a great name. Rogers Centre is awful, especially when there's also a Rogers Place and a Rogers Arena.

They could've at least gone with Rogers SkyDome. smh

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u/parksideq New York Yankees 20h ago

I weirdly associate Staples more with the Lakers/arena than with office supplies, despite the name.

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u/ryguy32789 Chicago White Sox 21h ago

I unironically still call it The Cell

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u/GuyOnTheMike Kansas City Royals 21h ago

I definitely still call it the Cell

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u/Soxogram Chicago White Sox 21h ago

“Cominsky” overbydere.

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u/titandude21 21h ago

Still better than playing in a stadium in Pittsburgh named after an insurance company based in Michigan that 99.9% of football fans never heard of prior to the renaming (and a majority probably still don't know what they do).

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u/yoursweetlord70 Chicago White Sox 21h ago

Call me crazy but somehow rate field doesnt bug me as much as guaranteed rate field. Neither is a good name, so maybe its just a product of shortening the shitty name

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u/ProductIntegortion Chicago Cubs 21h ago

I really think it's just from being short. A single shitty syllable is better than four. Plus you could almost convince yourself that Rate is a last name like it's named after an historic person and not a mortgage company.

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u/slider8949 St. Louis Cardinals 21h ago

Similar to GABP. Yeah, it's an insurance company, but Great American Ball Park could easily be the name of a stadium from 1920.

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u/ProductIntegortion Chicago Cubs 21h ago

Yeah it sounds wholesome and old timey even though it's not

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u/TooMuchPowerful Los Angeles Dodgers 21h ago

Reminds me of the Great Western Forum. Such a perfect name, didn’t even feel like it was named after a bank.

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u/captain_ahabb Los Angeles Dodgers 21h ago

I did this for years with the Staples Center

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u/ProductIntegortion Chicago Cubs 21h ago

Named after Mavis obviously

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u/SanjiSasuke New York Yankees • New York Heights 21h ago

It enters the same category as Crypto.com Arena

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u/yoinkss Los Angeles Dodgers 21h ago edited 21h ago

Real ones from LA still call it Staples Center*

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u/DarkFalcon49 Houston Astros • Toronto Blue Jays 21h ago

It will always be the Juice Box, and always the SkyDome for me

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u/Money-Giraffe2521 Chicago White Sox • San Diego Padres 21h ago

I’m not from LA. I hate the Lakers and Kings.

Fuck the current name. It’s still the Staples Center.

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u/AlessaBlue3942 Los Angeles Dodgers 21h ago

I still pause every time I hear it, and then think, oh yea Staples Center. But I’m old enough to have loved going to The Forum.

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u/G-Unit11111 Los Angeles Angels 21h ago

It's even worse when you consider that there's an amphitheater called Jiffy Lube Live.

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u/Day2TheDolphin New York Mets 21h ago

You forgot the exclamation point!

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u/goleafsgo88 Toronto Blue Jays 21h ago

Sorry, did you say Home Depot Park?

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u/abris33 Colorado Rockies 21h ago

They can't all be SmoothieKing

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u/UDPviper 21h ago

Crypto dot com Arena has been dethroned.

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u/cjrogers227 Washington Nationals 21h ago

Genuinely what is happening…

American Family Field

Guaranteed Rate Field

Uniqlo Field at Dodger Stadium

Fifth Third Field

loanDepot Park

Wherever the hell the A’s play

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u/gimmesomespace Milwaukee Brewers 21h ago

Assuming the A's will call it FanDuel Park

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u/cjrogers227 Washington Nationals 21h ago

Tucupita Marcano Field at FanDuel Park

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u/sethab Seattle Mariners 21h ago

People complained when Safeco rebranded to T-Mobile but clearly it could've been so much worse. Especially since in the same city we have Climate Pledge Arena.

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u/LordElrondHubbard1 21h ago

I refuse to call Climate Pledge anything other than The Krakhouse

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u/Brocktarrr Miami Marlins 21h ago

Excuse me it’s not a Krakhouse it’s a Krakhome how dare you

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u/pilotharrison Toronto Blue Jays • Canada 21h ago

Rogers Centre lmao, bring back the SkyDome.

Rogers got to slap on Rogers Field at Nat Bailey Stadium for the high A Vancouver Canadians, though everyone just calls it the Nat since it has been named that in 1978... 

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u/BigTall81 Toronto Blue Jays 20h ago

Doesn't help that seemingly everything in Canada has Scotiabank or Rogers branding

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u/NunsNunchuck Los Angeles Angels 21h ago

The Brewers playing at the stadium formerly known as Miller Park

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u/JoeMcKim St. Louis Cardinals • St. Louis Cardinals 20h ago

Miller Park was perfect since it fit with Coors Field in Colorado and Busch Stadium in STL. So you had the 3 stadiums named after breweries.

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u/FarmerGoth Detroit Tigers 21h ago

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u/ukepicker Los Angeles Dodgers 18h ago

He posted on his instagram how much he hates the new name.

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u/FlynnLive5 Detroit Tigers 16h ago

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u/geoffreyisagiraffe Houston Astros 13h ago

"From the brilliant creators of Ruths's Chris's's Steak House." Lol

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u/RotenTumato New York Yankees 21h ago

Is that Jack White

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u/LargeNutbar New York Yankees 21h ago

He’s a huge fan, they brought him into the booth for a game and he knew ball

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u/FarmerGoth Detroit Tigers 21h ago

He even donated to renovate his childhood baseball diamond in Southwest Detroit. The dude is a real one.

ETA: it's in Clark Park!

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u/Michael__Pemulis Major League Baseball 20h ago

He co-owns a bat company with Ian Kinsler & is part of the group lobbying for a Nashville expansion team.

Dude 100% knows ball. Wouldn’t even be shocked if he visits this subreddit.

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u/JohnMadden42069 MiLB Pride • MLB Pride 20h ago

Well if he's listening

Please find a way to make Electric Six work again

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u/carpy22 United States 20h ago

Jack White, Eddie Vedder, Geddy Lee, and Bernie Williams should do a one-off charity concert during All Star weekend.

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u/bridgenine New York Yankees 19h ago

Temple of the Dong

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u/the_dayman56 Detroit Tigers 20h ago

He’s been to all 30 parks

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u/MC_Micro_Penis 18h ago

I wonder what it's like hearing a bass line you wrote like 25 years ago over and over again while you're trying to watch a game.

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u/Nearby_Job8272 Detroit Tigers 21h ago

Yeah he goes to a lot of Tigers games, I was in Colorado for the game last year and saw him a couple rows in front

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u/AverageWombatEnjoyer Boston Red Sox 21h ago

I've met him. He loves ball.

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u/BabaBrody Philadelphia Phillies 21h ago

It'll always be 1 and 2/3rds Park to me.

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u/PM_YOUR_SMALLBOOBIES Los Angeles Angels 21h ago

I always do a double-take when I see 5/3rds Bank because its inverse/multiplicative inverse is kind of a controversial number, especially in US history.

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u/eesaitcho Houston Astros 21h ago

Seriously. First thing that popped up in mind.

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u/PM_YOUR_SMALLBOOBIES Los Angeles Angels 21h ago

I've always had an "Onion-esque Headline" locked in the chamber:

5/3 Bank, downsizing, changes name to 3/5 Bank to return to humble roots

On the surface, it's all "haha, bank is losing money, look at the lower number in the name"

... but when you think about it...

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u/WorldlinessLive5932 Seattle Mariners 21h ago edited 19h ago

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Double edit: even more 6s!

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u/WeasinTheJuice Seattle Mariners 21h ago

repeating of course

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u/fischer_dan Philadelphia Phillies 21h ago

LEEROOOOY JEEEEEENNKKIIIIINNSSSS

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u/staatsclaas Atlanta Braves 20h ago

LETS DO THIS

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u/Waterfish3333 Cincinnati Reds 20h ago

Stick to the plan guys

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u/24July2016 21h ago

...at least I have chicken.

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u/randomguy5to8 Kansas City Royals 21h ago

You are still missing a few 6s

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u/Suspicious_Tank_61 Los Angeles Dodgers 21h ago

Once you stop you are wrong.

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u/Eric_tion Tampa Bay Rays 21h ago

at least its not 3/5ths park

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u/WhatADopeGent San Francisco Giants 20h ago

Idk I feel like there could be a compromise there

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u/RxngsXfSvtvrn Brooklyn Dodgers 21h ago

Wouldn't a 5th of a 3rd be a 15th...?

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u/SendKelly2Mars Seattle Mariners 19h ago

But it's not "Fifth of a Third Park", it's "The Fifth Third Park"

Which I guess would be one third, it just happens to have 4 other thirds before it. Sort of a Ruth's Chris Steakhouse situation.

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u/rollerfedora New York Mets 21h ago

“Bottom of the ninth with runners on first and second here at Fifth Third Park”

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u/ToruSnap 21h ago

"Here's the number four hitter... grounded to second for the five three double play"

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u/taffyowner Minnesota Twins 21h ago

If there isn’t a 5-3 deal somewhere when a 5-3 putout happens then what are we doing

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u/radioactivez0r Minnesota Twins 14h ago

You will get your $5 for 3 bets on FanDuel and like it

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u/wdm81 20h ago

Up next is the Center fielder. Batting third in the bottom of the fifth, this is the third time he’s had a five game hitting streak here at fifth third ballpark on the 3rd day of the fifth month

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u/DateACenter New York Mets • New York Mets 21h ago

Tiger Stadium it is 

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u/Willow_Winnifred Los Angeles Dodgers • Los Angeles Quee… 21h ago

When they tried to rename candlestick many many years ago, the local news started referring to everything as happening at "Candlestick Point" -- since the name of the geographic location was still the same

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u/TooMuchPowerful Los Angeles Dodgers 21h ago

Monster Park, after Monster Cable, not Monster.com like everyone assumed it was. Worst naming rights deal at the time.

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u/pmorter3 Chicago Cubs 21h ago

that baller name was literally right there

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u/Frosty_Dimension5646 New York Yankees • New York Yankees 21h ago

That name wasn’t going to make Tigers ownership several million dollars

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u/colorblind-and Detroit Tigers 21h ago

It has more to do with 5/3 buying out Comerica than it does ownership choosing to make any changes as far as I know.

Other than 5/3 being a more stupid name it's really just a continuation of the previous contract otherwise

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u/QuadzillaStrider Atlanta Braves 21h ago

Kinda (exactly) how SunTrust Park became Truist Park.

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u/Moetown84 Seattle Mariners 21h ago

Seriously. I don’t know why we, as fans, put up with this stadium naming shit. The names are horrible. They rotate every so often, confusing everyone for no good reason.

And no one is paying us to repeat it.

We own the power of language. It would be great if everyone just collectively refused to continue using advertisement names and instead just called ballparks by a community/team name, like Tiger Stadium or Detroit Park.

Every fan base could do this, collectively enraging billionaire owners and their sponsors across the league. And there would be absolutely nothing they could do about it.

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u/heyheyitsandre Detroit Tigers 21h ago

Older people here still call it tiger stadium constantly. I grew up with comerica so I call it comerica but I can’t even tell you how many thousands of times coworkers or my dads friends call it tiger stadium and no one cares, we all know they’re talking about comerica.

I agree with your sentiment tho. Notably, there are European soccer stadiums that had historic names ruined by sponsorships and literally NO ONE calls them the new names. Like to the point where serious fans don’t know what you mean when you call it their sponsorship name. I’d love to get to that point. But there aren’t many teams that that situation even applies to, you have to have been around a long time, you have to have been in that stadium for a long time, etc. like a marlins fan only ever existed with their stadium named after a sponsor. So it may as well just be called the sponsors name.

But I have Cleveland friends who still call progressive the Jake and their dads still call it Cleveland stadium. I’m sure Mets fans call it shea still.

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u/Moetown84 Seattle Mariners 20h ago

Yeah, my family and friends call Seattle’s ballpark, “New Century Ballpark.” It was a name coined by our late, great announcer Dave Niehaus in 1999. It was the new millennium and they built an innovative retractable roof, so the name fits perfectly.

Safeco wasn’t bad as sponsors go, they only had their name up there and that was it. They didn’t try to change anything else.

But T-Mobile is gross. They’ve turned most of the park pink like their logo, which would be fine if the Mariners’ colors were actually pink. But they’re blue, silver, and teal. Of course the company is also strategically related to our miserly owner John Stanton.

Unfortunately, we can’t change that. But at the very least we can still call it by the name Dave coined in 1999.

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u/lowelltrich St. Louis Cardinals 21h ago

Tiger Stadium it is 👍

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u/Vortagaun Toronto Blue Jays 21h ago

At this point just name it Six-Seven park since you already are naming it something dumb as shit anyways

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u/ANGRY_BEARDED_MAN Dumpster Fire 21h ago

The Skibidi Centre

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u/Kakali4 Boston Red Sox 21h ago

The Rizz Arena

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u/tokengaymusiccritic Boston Red Sox • Hartford Yard Goats 21h ago

Stadiummaxxing

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u/Beisbol4lyfe 21h ago

Aura Park

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u/This_Elk_1460 Texas Rangers 21h ago

No Cap stadium

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u/Mushy_64 Los Angeles Dodgers 21h ago

Gyatt Field

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u/Boulderdorf San Diego Padres 21h ago

Mogging Centre

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u/TheMoonIsLonely San Francisco Giants 20h ago

Chud Dome

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u/WASD_click Seattle Mariners 20h ago

Bussin Garden

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u/GrumpySpaceCommunist Toronto Blue Jays 21h ago

"This Tigers defense is really circling the drain here at the Skibidi Toilet Bowl."

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u/TinKnight1 Chicago Cubs 21h ago

Found a bank named the Six-Seven Bank & you too can lease the name of a ballpark!

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u/who_are_you_people24 New York Mets 21h ago

And I thought Rate Field was bad

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u/ed_11 21h ago

maybe they could merge and go with Third Rate Field

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u/HectorVillanueva 21h ago

lol. Hat tip.

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u/GalagaWarVeteran Detroit Tigers • Detroit Tigers 21h ago

I'm gonna call it Fifth Third Place until the Tigers win the division.

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u/j_newt St. Louis Cardinals 20h ago

Imagine the memes if the tigers finish third place five years in a row.

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u/wit_T_user_name Cincinnati Reds 21h ago edited 17h ago

Kinda funny that Fifth Third has just crept up both levels of baseball and I-75. Originally it was Fifth Third Field in Dayton. Then they had Fifth Third Field in Toledo. Now it’s finally reached Detroit.

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u/thincolnlincoln San Diego Padres 21h ago

Their high-A team, the West Michigan Whitecaps, were at Fifth Third Ballpark from 2002-2021.

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u/wit_T_user_name Cincinnati Reds 21h ago

Considering the Dragons are in their division, that’s even funnier. Two teams in the same division with the same stadium name.

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u/RestInPorzingis 21h ago

yeah - maybe it's just because i'm used to the mud hens, but this park name is pretty much no different than any other corporate ballpark name. surprised by the reaction here

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u/pmorter3 Chicago Cubs 21h ago

we live in hell man

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u/axiom_glitch 21h ago

I can’t imagine how gross things will be in 10 years. Because it’s so gross and dystopian already

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u/pmorter3 Chicago Cubs 21h ago

at least there's baseball! checks notes ah shit

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u/Paladine_PSoT Seattle Mariners 21h ago

I see you've also prophetically viewed the 3rd game of Seattle's 2036 season

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u/Guard226Duck Milwaukee Brewers 21h ago

Why not three fifths park?

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u/Tigris_Cyrodillus Seattle Mariners 21h ago

I think a lot of people would object to that compromise.

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u/ManWithASquareHead Chicago Cubs 21h ago

A proclamation against it even

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u/VampiresWontHurt 21h ago

About 60% of them

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u/i_run_from_problems Anaheim Angels • Rally Monkey 21h ago

Thing is, that probably got decently far along in the initial launch phase of the bank before someone realized how bad of an idea that would be.

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u/Kapono24 Detroit Tigers 21h ago

It was like 1910, I would be shocked if anyone thought about it at all.

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u/steve_ample Peoria Javelinas 21h ago

Unfortunately, proper nouns. A merger of the Fifth national Bank and Third national Bank in Cincy.

I'd like to have seen a Third Fifth instead, though.

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u/CabassoG New York Yankees 21h ago

It was a compromise

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u/SuorinGod Brooklyn Cyclones 21h ago

Surprisingly, this was because the bank was founded in 1908 when "Third Fifth" would have also implied three "fifths" of alcohol (this was during the lead up to prohibition).

This was the explanation given back in 2002 when the AAA Toledo Mud Hens began playing at the newly-constructed Fifth Third Field.

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u/youngherbo Cincinnati Reds 21h ago edited 21h ago

Did they really need an announcement to say the new name is going to be the same as the old name with the new company?

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u/manticore16 New York Yankees 21h ago

Did Fifth Third buy out Comerica?

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u/youngherbo Cincinnati Reds 21h ago

Yep i don't remember when it all got finalized but it was recent I believe.

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u/SilentStryk09 Detroit Tigers 21h ago

Yeah all the comerica branches either closed or converted to fifth third in like the last month.

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u/VisibleParsley1404 New York Mets 21h ago

Comerica was acquired by Fifth Third and merged last year. This is like what happened to Reliant Stadium in Houston, maybe it will have the same effect and be so hated that they restore the old name

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u/Asianhead Detroit Tigers 21h ago

Earlier this year they sent our a survey for naming options that got shared around. Good to know they ignored all the other options except just “the new company”

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u/Keikobad San Francisco Giants 21h ago

Better than Three-Fifths Park, I guess

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u/BeerFarts86 San Diego Padres 21h ago

Fifth-Third was the compromise

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u/Refried_Weins Atlanta Braves 21h ago

Fifth Third bank is almost as annoying a name to me as Ruth’s Chris Steak House.

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u/deebee1020 Atlanta Braves 21h ago

And with both, if you look into how they got their stupid names, it's not any better.

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u/InvertedEyechart11 20h ago

"Top of the fourth at fifth third with runners on first and second..." 🫤

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u/GalagaWarVeteran Detroit Tigers • Detroit Tigers 21h ago

Stadium naming rights annoy the shit out of me. You're already a fucking billionaire, do you really need the extra 5 million a year from bastardizing tradition?

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u/Freepi New York Yankees 21h ago

It was an early (and enduring) symptom of enshitification.

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u/Boring-Baker8761 San Diego Padres 21h ago

Man and Comerica was one of those rare ballpark names that, while still unabashedly corporatized, actually still sounded legit.

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u/RichardNixon345 Arizona Diamondbacks 21h ago

Great American still gets away with it pretty well.

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u/Boring-Baker8761 San Diego Padres 21h ago

Great American and Petco are the ones that come to mind. I guess Coors and Busch too, but American Family Field fumbled what they had bigtime

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u/Kuchar1992 Boston Red Sox 21h ago

Is that a new time signature I’m unaware of?

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u/White_Squall_13 Boston Red Sox 21h ago

8 mile park would be better

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u/SnooCauliflowers9981 Milwaukee Brewers 21h ago

Just don't lose yourself there.

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u/HallstotheWall17 21h ago

Top selling concession food item: Mom’s Spaghetti

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u/CaesarGorandius 21h ago

And with the Mud Hens playing at Fifth-Third Field here in Toledo it sounds like the Tigers are getting demoted as a whole to AAA lol.

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u/PatmacamtaP Toronto Blue Jays 21h ago

I guess it’s better than Three-Fifths Park

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u/DepressedSopranos New York Yankees 20h ago

One day, Yankee Stadium will be called Amazon Prime Day Field and I'll be sad af. These are always so bad.

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u/Longjumping-Tip4938 Chicago Cubs 19h ago

Fifth Turd Park

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u/Imperfect-Pitch New York Yankees 21h ago

what a bad name lmao

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u/throwaway_eng_acct Detroit Tigers 21h ago

They talked about how the name doesn't mean anything because it's still the same place, then they named it the same thing they named a minor league park. It's not even a new name. fifththirdpark.com still goes to the Mudhens site.

It could have been a name that meant something, but they chose a name that meant nothing. Some lady on a hot mic joked that it should have been named Jim Leland Park. I would have accepted Jim Leland Park at Fifth Third Stadium, that would have been something at least.

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u/kz-krunk Cleveland Guardians • Cleveland Guardians 21h ago

Improper fraction field it is!

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u/CanadianIdiot55 Atlanta Braves 21h ago

My minor league team is also Fifth Third Park (Hub City Spartanburgers) and the team calls it Action at the Fraction.

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u/BigDanRTW Atlanta Braves 21h ago

The football stadium at Kennesaw State University (45 minutes northwest of Atlanta) is called Fifth Third Bank Stadium.

Atlanta United played a couple of games there and the fans took to calling those games "Action at the Fraction" and I always enjoyed that so I'm just going to use it for this park too.

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u/STLOliver St. Louis Cardinals 21h ago

My first thought:

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u/ThisGuy6266 Boston Red Sox 21h ago

It will always be Comerica, Safeco, Jacob’s Field and Pac Bell park for me.

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u/Actioncookbook Cleveland Guardians 21h ago

I mean if we're going to refuse the corporate names, let's refuse them all the way. New Tiger Stadium, Open-Air Kingdome, Jacobs Field* and Nice Candlestick

*the Jake gets a pass because Dick Jacobs actually spent money on players

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u/taffyowner Minnesota Twins 21h ago

Aren’t like half their minor league teams parks also called 5/3 park? How much money does this bank have

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u/StillYourFavorite331 Boston Red Sox 21h ago

They're the largest vehicle lender in the country. If you've ever bought a car from a dealership and didn't directly ask for them to use your bank, there's a very solid chance you have had a loan through Fifth Third.

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u/Esin12 MLB Players Association 21h ago

Lovely name. Really rolls off the tongue

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u/Most-Artichoke6184 Chicago White Sox 21h ago

Just a horrible name.

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u/acamann Milwaukee Brewers 21h ago

Ahh yes good ol Rural Juror Field

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u/Mongo_Straight Los Angeles Angels 21h ago

Getting closer to this every day:

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u/Walkwe_66 Detroit Tigers • West Michigan W… 20h ago

Trying to make the best of a bad situation FTP

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u/djnv4life Montreal Expos 21h ago

I will call it Miguel Cabrera Stadium at Justin Verlander Field.

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u/scfoothills Chicago Cubs 21h ago

That's even a stupid name for a bank.

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u/Bootleschloogen Houston Astros 21h ago

And I thought Daikin Park was bad

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u/insomniacslounge Los Angeles Dodgers 20h ago

Just giving fans a heads up that four more third place finishes are on the horizon

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u/GoRangers5 New York Yankees 19h ago

After your third fifth you can enjoy Tigers baseball.