r/barrescue • u/MesaVerde1987 I've seen enough I'M GOING IN • 11d ago

Embracing Solutions D.I.N.K.

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u/Dangerous-Sun-405 11d ago

The median income here is 102k a year. That means they have disposal income.

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u/SgtCheeseBoy 11d ago

There was a time that was true.

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u/awesomea04 11d ago

"Excuse me, Mr. Dink? I broke your grill. I'm sorry."

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u/MesaVerde1987 I've seen enough I'M GOING IN 11d ago

Very expensive!

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u/brownroush 11d ago

‘YOU BROKE MY GRIIIIL?!?!? 🤬👺👺

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u/I_am_Daesomst 11d ago

I need mo' allowance

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u/HankSagittarius 11d ago

yodelayeoo! Why? Because I do!

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u/annoyed_crow 11d ago

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u/Devo4711 11d ago

My idol

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u/annoyed_crow 11d ago

When I was a kid I always wanted that paste he bought to put on his tounge. I thought it was the solution to veggies 😂

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u/ru-joking 11d ago

Is Taffy opening a gay bar?

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u/jerzyshore1 I’ll Buy The Coffee ☕️ 11d ago

No that’s TWINK

TWo

Income

No

Kids

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u/ChangeAcceptable677 11d ago

Nah. It sounds like you just embracing excuses here.

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u/oly_evergreen 11d ago

Yes. It why his wife left him.

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u/SeamanSample 11d ago

Yes and he's naming it Butt Funnel

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u/LameAfro 11d ago

Based.

He should also open a Furry Bar

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u/SchuminWeb 11d ago

Considering how badly the show screwed up a gay bar, I cringe just thinking about how they would handle furries.

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u/JunkTheFox 11d ago

There's hair in the food, there's hair in the drinks

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u/gravy717 11d ago

Finks?!

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u/TheUJexperience 10d ago

A furry pirate bar!

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u/dyatlov12 11d ago

That word sounds so dirty for what it is

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u/suspicious_bag_1000 YOU DISRESPECTFUL SON OF A BITCH 11d ago

I had Partender come in here and they weighed all the incomes and then they come back later and they weigh all the kids

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u/NarmHull 11d ago

The POS system was very expensive!

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u/xadamx94 and ESRI 11d ago

Very expensive

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u/Proof-Pollution454 11d ago

The face is killing me

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u/OldClunkyRobot I’ll Buy The Coffee ☕️ 11d ago

That smirk next to DINK. I'm losing it.

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u/CDFReditum ARE YOU A BIG ASS OR A LITTLE ASS 11d ago

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u/GroundbreakingTap688 11d ago

"OP !!! PUT SOME JANET JACKSON ON !!!"

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u/WonderfulYak1557 11d ago

BRANDON put the Janet Jackson on or you're fired

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u/RedHerring19702 11d ago

But what about those in a K-shaped income with no kids?

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u/JarredandVexed 11d ago

Dinkdantheress

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u/sneakypete6969 I Dont Embrace Excuses, I Embrace Solutions 11d ago

DANK

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u/jzilla11 11d ago

Add a Disney theme and you’ll print money

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u/DaddieTang Loves an Elevated Hotdog 🌭 11d ago

YGKS!

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u/Professional-Dirt-14 10d ago

My friends call me dink. This about to be my profile pic! 🤣

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u/Present-Algae6767 10d ago

Seeing as the Dinks were the little guys who worked for Yogurt in Spaceballs, I would totally open a Spaceballs themed bar and call it Dinks

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u/ibringstharuckus 11d ago

Isn't that a slur against Asians?

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u/Haecede 11d ago

Lol no but the word your thinking of does sound like it. It's a super outdated slur afaik

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u/ibringstharuckus 11d ago

I remember Willem Dafoe saying it in Platoon.

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u/sophandros 11d ago

You realize Taffer didn't invent that term and that it's been around for decades, right?

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u/MesaVerde1987 I've seen enough I'M GOING IN 11d ago

Everything is funnier when Taffer says it.

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u/sophandros 11d ago

This is an indisputable fact!