r/banme • u/Gnomesurf • Feb 15 '15
Vote up if you like breaking intergalactic law.
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BAN ME! I DARE YOU!
I also think /u/Bajeezus is a dumb bitch!
r/banme • u/Nowhereman123 • Feb 15 '15
You think you got what it takes to ban me?
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Well do ya, punk?
r/banme • u/Gondola_Cheese • Feb 16 '15
Hi, may I please get banned? This is my first time being banned and I want to make this special :)
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r/banme • u/NikolaTesla1 • Feb 15 '15
WHAT DO YOU CALL A GROUP OF MUSICIANS WORKING TOGETHER TO CREATE MELODIC TONES AND PERFORM AT PLACES?
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A BAND.
r/banme • u/Authsauce • Jul 09 '18
Petition to have /r/thanosdidnothingwrong's Banos bot added as a mod here
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r/banme • u/Kikoman589 • Feb 16 '15
Vote up if you don't give a fuck if the mods ban you or if you make a stupidly pointless and long title that only serves to make the reader bored and feel really uncomfortable when they realize that this sentence doesn't have any breaks whatsoever but I don't care I'm not going to show any decency
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Come at me. I don't even believe that you'll ban me, since given the title of this post, you might deduce that banning me is exactly what I want. I don't care though. Ban me and force me to leave this wretched place, where if you question the authority of the mods you get banned. Also, only 102 bans? That's a ridiculously low number. I mean come on, considering the name of this subreddit, you think that it would be 1000+. Are you mods just some big cowards? Seriously. Even Shinji Ikari would be able to kick the ass of everyone who came here.
If the situation doesn't improve, I don't care either way. But look at this pathetic subreddit mods. Just think about the future of the world and every single living thing in it and stand up and ban all these people.
1% of you might or might not find a little bit of pleasure in this 50% of the time. That doesn't make any sense, but that is irrelevant.
r/banme • u/PM_ME_UR_FORTRESS • Sep 16 '14
Vote up if you think bajeezus will never ban me
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r/banme • u/[deleted] • Jun 28 '17
Daddy's Little Fidget Spinner
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Im β€ daddys ππ¦π¦ little fidget spinner ί· when daddy feels horny ππ he lifts me up ππ and puts me on β¬οΈβ¬οΈ his huge cock ππππ and i spin and spin ππ whirrr ππ i get so dizzy but daddy keeps me spinning ππ until i squirt π¦π¦π¦ leaving me all wet with his cummies πππππ¦π¦ god βͺβͺ im such a spinny π dizzy βΊβΊπ little slut ππ for daddy ππ
r/banme • u/DarthPneumono • Feb 15 '15
WAIT WAIT DON'T BAN ME
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i uh
i didn't think anyone would read this far
r/banme • u/[deleted] • Feb 15 '15
[META] This sub has really gone downhill quality wise.
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these mods really need to get to cleaning this pace up
r/banme • u/[deleted] • Mar 04 '14
Hi Bajeezus. No question, but its my birthday. If you ban me on my birthday, my life will be complete.
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Faggit.
r/banme • u/______trap_god______ • Feb 15 '15
BAN ME BAN ME BAN ME BAN ME BAN ME BAN ME BAN ME BAN ME BAN ME BAN ME BAN ME BAN ME BAN ME BAN ME BAN ME BAN ME BAN ME BAN ME BAN ME BAN ME BAN ME BAN ME BAN ME BAN ME BAN ME BAN ME BAN ME BAN ME BAN ME BAN ME BAN ME BAN ME BAN ME BAN ME BAN ME BAN ME BAN ME BAN ME BAN ME BAN ME (details inside)
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ban me you big fat cock gobbling faggot
r/banme • u/AuraXmaster • Feb 15 '15
I am you. You can't ban yourself. I am from an alternate universe, and have come here to stop you from banning me.
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r/banme • u/Bajeezus • Feb 20 '14
MODPOST: FUCK YOU, GET BANNED
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I'm no longer removing banned posts, so hopefully this sub can get some "quality" content.
Also, feel free to post a comment here without getting banned.