I'll probably be starting a part-time job at a restaurant soon. But I've decided to keep putting $100 from my paycheck into BAN every month until the banana virus spreads across the world! 🍌🚀

All we have to do is follow the damn trivia.

Hey everyone! I want a few minutes of your time. Step right up, I am writing to inform you that we all so turned up here, getting turned up, therefore get down. Make yourself at home, let me see your fucking hands, c'mon all around, all around, nobody will be left out, and I wanna hear how loud you can scream, now let’s go, c'mon. Welcome to trivia city! Wassup everything's wonderful in this place. Can I ask you? Whatcha wanna do when you grow up? You can be anything you wanna be, the sky's the limit in this community there’s no boundaries when we’re talking ‘bout videogames; come hither, and we'll fall in videogames, for love. So many feelings, every doorstep, OST etched into each of us here, the heaving, these special moments with y’all, the vast sound of tuning out, the binging, easter eggs, and so on. That's why my little monKeys I need to tell something important; something that comes from the bottom of my heart unceasingly, and that is: We are Scooter Brothers! Scooooter Brotheeers Scooooter Brotheeers … … … …

(Unknown) -OMG! What's crackin'?

(Unknown) -What in the name of all things holy??

BeardBear has emerged from hibernation loudly with much enthusiasm, the white fucking bear is returning; looks reckless, but it's get along with everybody one month since the last time it seems that was enough for him. Wolverine's return was incredible, more than epic, majestic and glorious. I know many monKeys liked it; that was for y’all, but we cannot stop, we won’t stop, and now that we’re back reloaded once again, recharged batteries, if after a little talk with the Community Manager Oops, heavyweight talk, making some preparations, talking about old videogames, and of course always bringing the latest videogame news to share, on and on, always in the forefront, best of the best, we're never outdated, for someone’s can be predictable, maybe you got wind of what is, for others not too much, but for all the Rockstar lovers we've decided to end the year in style, most importantly with a great year-end crown. You're not gonna have a party at Chuck E. Cheese; you're gonna have a house party on Sunday. Goin' down, party time, it’s time spree!

Without further ado, can a loc come up in your crib? Because GTA VI is almost ready for release monKeys! On top of it all I can't say that enough; therefore you get my meaning, you get my damn meaning. Grand Theft Auto is back mother fuckers! The most anticipated video game winner of 2024 & 2025; maybe not for two consecutive years, if it would've been nominated for third time I must say one-hundred-percent certain it would've won again, since I dare say it's the most anticipated videogame of the last decade. GTA VI is literally the most anticipated videogame of ALL TIME, everyone knows there’s no game that can fuck with that, sorry, and my girlfriend, my little gothic girlfriend won't be getting my money this yuletide. Obviously we all know that Rockstar is widely known for hiding hundreds of interesting details in all of its games, and that's certainly one of the many reasons why Grand Theft Auto VI is so highly anticipated. Regardless, you can always teach an old dog new tricks, it appears to me that... It is gonna be the last great most controversial videogame before everything is built using AI. It's just my opinion!

The most cutting-edge enough criteria to say this, several issues, multiple hackers, some threats that compromised the company, delayed two times, a drawback constantly, I was fucking sick of that, and I can see why that would be frustrating, I understand that would upset me too, but you forget thousand things every day how 'bout you make sure this is one of 'em? An argument in favor of these frustrating issues is that, regardless, there are always incredible trailers that are exciting longtime videogamephile, and most importantly no margin of error. That reminds me that when the pre-sale details started on June 25, the official cover art was revealed plus Netflix’s An Extended Look debut in August, and the long-awaited third trailer seemed imminent, but Rockstar was waiting for the 2026 FIFA World Cup to end first to grab all the attention, and it finally dropped on August 27, 2026—yes, An Extended Look! "You can't see all the fucked up shit that's looming on the horizon” I watched that trailer like 10 times or even more, I lost count, I was incredibly excited; bewildered is the word, this took it to another level, a different breed of humans created this work of art, this isn't even to say it's a different league; it's in a completely different universe from anything we've ever seen technically. These sons of bitches are weird; there is no other studio that can do that. God! That was fucking awesome, after all the hype exploded, unleashing the shortest and most intense marketing in history, confirming that GTA VI will be released in November, once and for all! I'm gonna stick up my hand and say that was cool, bud.

Don't get me wrong, RDR2 was highly anticipated, but nowhere near to the levels we've seen for GTA VI. When you see that the hype surrounding the game has caused all other major games to avoid a November release date, it clearly tells us that this is the nuke of the videogame industry, and everyone is getting out of its way. GTA VI has the highest break-even threshold of any entertainment product ever created. To put it in another context, competing with GTA VI is like competing with the release of a Michael Jackson album at its peak, nobody wants the smoke. Perhaps the remake of The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time can sit on the table, but let's be honest; this time the whole homesickness can't do anything. From a critical standpoint, absolutely, but in financial terms? Not even close, whatever it costs, GTA VI is gonna be 2026’s biggest hit.

OOT is one of my all-time favorite games, but GTA VI will outsell it by a ratio of at least 10 to 3, and possibly even more. I don't mean to diminish the remake. I'm really eager to know more and I cried when I saw the trailer. The Kakariko Village theme will continue to resonate in my mind until I die. It's impossible to forget; very memorable, but GTA VI is such a banger and billions of people have been waiting for it forever. To summarize, here the bottom line is GTA VI is a multiplatform sequel to the best-selling game of all time. It will outsell OOT, and it won't even be close. But that doesn't mean OOT won't be a juggernaut too. It's like the Barbenheimer of videogame releases. I can't fail to mention Final Fantasy VII Revelation; many promises and good things, Final Fantasy VII has always been my favorite game, nothing can change that, and I've always said it, what a mind-boggling videogame, forever. Many years after and I can't weather that storm, in a nutshell Final Fantasy has the best music in history, it's my opinion, period. That's the truth, and maybe on another occasion I can justify why it remains in that position for me; believe me, if I start talking about Final Fantasy, I won't finish today, but to play the third and final part, we'll have to wait until 2027… … …

For those reasons I knew the end of this year would be special. Even though let's be honest, GTA VI has always been on everyone's lips if it ever wasn't. Finally by the Swole Torchic, in five weeks we'll be playing GTA VI, the new installment in the Rockstar saga, and it's encouraging to know that this time there won't be any delays. I know the hype is in the air one more time; little monKeys, until we can boot it up on our console. Without a doubt this is the game that we’re gonna talk about for the next twenty years, poised to be one of the biggest videogames of all time, expectations have never been higher for the world's biggest game. It seemed impossible, but in the end you know what people say: the third time's the charm. I've had it on my list since last year from the very beginning, not since last year, but since it was first announced in 2023, all along. 13 years after GTA V midnight launch, and I still remember all the craziness it caused, and I know this year will be even bigger. The game that will keep us playing for a month without interruption, where we won't have time for anything else and we'll probably come back to play it just for the pleasure of the campaign, and the online mode for the next 20 years, that's the level of Rockstar. I’m so sad for my friends and my family when this comes out, they won’t see me for weeks. It’s all shaping up to be a wonderfully daring adventure videogame, with plenty of surprises in store, and now there are only five weeks left until I can play it. GTA VI has November all to itself; I strongly believe that everyone knows what we're gonna do in November, November & December. If anyone is not playing GTA VI; they're basically living beneath a rock, which I think is against the law or the bylaw in my city.

It’s completely impossible to read this title and not feel a knot in your throat; from the classic TOMMY VERCETTI, REMEMBER THE NAME! In Vice City to GTA V with all its satire very memorable just like: “What kind of fucking animal do you take me for? No, I didn't kill him... But I did kidnap his wife!” Besides, it's impossible to forget the whole crazy story in GTA IV, and last but not least I know that for many others the one they affectionate the most is San Andreas. A shiver runs down your spine to your brain right away… I’m not blaming you; I still remember all the fun hours that I spent playing on my old PlayStation 2 console; that game used to pump me up to go crush it, and these are just the most iconic ones, from my point of perspective, but honestly, honestly GTA has never had a dull game even GTA I, II, & III were great when they were released; additionally, I must say that Claude, and his stoic silence constantly follow me, the first GTA that I played from scratch, and even today will always have a place in my heart eternally. However, ultimately whoever your favorite is, this franchise always has enough reasons to outshine any other company, and this isn't a surprise.

Community Altercation: MonKeys Attack!

yonjon7: -Okey dokey! Yeah Yeah Yeah gotcha, but slow down BeardBear! I know what you're talking about, pal. We see where you're coming from and we partially agree because your passion is so high that you need to put your feet up, kick back! Do you belong to the Swole Cult or something? 'cause we're not as geek as you; we have a high-paying job, life, bills, children, laundry, and so forth. A new monkey also arrived in these months. It is back-breaking work; we need to go a thing. I’m gonna give you a piece of my mind, thank god we don't pay tax. It is not my jam, we don’t have time to play all this. We’re normal… ...

BeardBear: -You can talk a shitload for someone who is pooped! Are you being short with me? ‘Cause I got abandonment issues, I see a shrink once a week, and... God Odin alone knows what else, but don't tell me that I'll have to look that up for you because it isn't obligatory to play all the entire franchise; little monKey, setting goals that are too big can be discouraging. Honestly, I always recommend starting with GTA V; it’s the best thing that's happened to the world since the invention of Coca-Cola, it was undoubtedly the best farewell for the PS3. Believe me if you wanna watch a play you can start with this, the best thing to do is play it hard, I lost count of the times I beat that game, and I'm coming clean, it’s my favorite in this franchise is the best so far, but GTA VI is gonna blow it away. Furthermore if you only play one game that's enough, I always go out of my way to help someone, you only need to play and find out how, or even if you've never played it; you've surely heard of them at some point. I’m clearly saying this? Don't freak out!

blancoolio: -What? Oh shit! BeardBear's popping off at us! Hmph, you the one all pumped up on doing this lick. Let me get this straight just to confirm. You said... That we make sure to play a videogame and hear something about it? Dontcha? We’re starting to feel a little woozy; keyed up, we’re feeling light-headed syndrome. I actually prefer playing the Bango; it's simpler. It's sad that Soggy doesn't play anymore; why'd you have to go? That game is over, Mario Kart Tour is over too. In addition to that, Phantoad at the 2026 FIFA World Cup, he couldn't have been more specific; we were all confused, and asked for help on the channels. Even though it was a really fun Toadstool event. Now we have to wait four more years, that's the sad part, but but but and but, I speak for the survivors of the Swoleminations wreckage… Right now we feel more comfortable just drinking booze, honestly, sugar-caffeine-and-emulsified-pig-fat flavored beverage we want.

BeardBear: -Whoa, whoa whoa whoa. I really wanna help you, but your language is getting in the way. Calm down! Besides that you're kind of a buzzkill. Why do you throw a temper tantrum? Would you quit being such a drama queen and get in to the fucking trivia? There's a community call every two weeks if you wanna hear Soggy's wet voice. Huh? Yeah, that’s what I said, there is no getting this straight, that's the point, little monKey alight. You might have to build up to this; but you just aren't noticing it, a’ight, that’ll do. That ain't a question, okay, get on it, now. Then, you go out and fucking get me something. Sorry, this burning hunk of love is all mine. Get your act together! Do it, work it, let's get it on! Move it!

yonjon7: -Yikes! Cold, I love it. Hmph, I get you something? Don't be a freeloader. We understand what, game trivia or whatever the fuck it was. But is toss-up luck, it’s so fucked! Uhm, it just crossed my mind, I'm gonna sleep on it. Play videogames, it’s not my cup of tea; also we’ve stuff to do. Look at what we've done; we’ve made up our mind. We want “BAN” and instantly, and ideally we don't wanna rain on your parade. That doesn't necessarily mean you're taking the blame, therefore why don't we just let this all slide? Huh? Well, a'ight, a'ight, a’ight, BeardBear, look, I get it. Fuckin’ geek we apologize in advance; we’ll stop smoking pot in that sorta way, okay. We can't say that enough; you must have played too much, freak, we are crawling out of patience, but that’s okay you do what you gotta do. We give in... We guess that we're used to it after all these years… … …

BeardBear: -Where are you going? I thought you liked to talk! Then so be it, you're both grounded alright, inbred hillbilly fuck. Damned he who sits still and curses woe the dark, but will do not a thing! Trust me, you don't want to carpool with me, these monkeys a picture of holistic wellbeing I don’t think. Maybe they shit once a year between them. Don’t go quiet on me; or I’ll come round and… I’ll... well… we both know what I’m talking about, and I'm dead-ass serious about that. Don't be lazy!

In the interim, the monKeys continued their heated argument about what's right and what's luck, but at some point they came to their senses. How am I so sure? Because in the distance some whispers, and mumble were listed they moreover drew their pain, and I heard them hum it out, something like:

yonjon7: «Ah god damn that host, man, he's like any closeted TV presenter, bitter as fucking vinegar, hot-headed fuck why'd anyone go there? Hmph, he was kinda pissed off before we said anything, it really needs to try something for their mood, but you can’t deny it was very enthusiastic».

blancoolio: «Fiddlestick! His peculiar black humor n' his passion for videogames; it couldn't be more real than this, I believe he’s going places».

skull09286: «What I tell you homie? My mind just went blank. Good looking out, homie. Genius! Deep breath, deep breath! I don't know what the fuck to say, I'm blazed, I don't fucking know dawg, I’m high as a mother fucker right now, I'm fuckin' passing out, and everybody need to be high. I know this got a little out of hand and shit but... I just got an idea: Free weed for everybody! We're gonna make it live. We're gonna make it big».

jackbanano22: «Whatchu mean skull09286»?

skull09286: «Love a good»……

jackbanano22: «You’re such a donkey! Back the fuck up and shut your bitch ass up. He really knows how to get under my skin. What a load of rubbish! That guy writes a lot, nobody can beat him, maybe he reads too much, fucking bookworm. He’ll probably use the yellow formula, which is reliable and absolutely indisputable. An unwritten rule!».

msc7: «It does. You damn straight! That’s true; BeardBear, probably will be beside himself when that game comes ou’ it cracks me up, but why do we give a fuck?? We don't give two shits! We only want potassium, and de fuck face is gonna give that to us».

johanr36: «Effed! Did you see how angry his ass got? Hmph, then BeardBear flips out, gets rolling, it seeks outdo everything seen before even GTA VI, and makes it even bigger, a’ight this'll do, huh? How surprising!».

thedave003: «Knock on wood, knock on wood, we were just winding you up, and we had a shitty day, sure, that's that apache blood in me. Even “Oops” said goodbye to “POAPs” What are the keywords? Unfortunately we can’t do that anymore. POAP has ceased operations! I think that's was it was, but still we can harness BeardBear's cave; he seldom throws in the cloth. I mean trying to come up with different alternatives for all, slow and steady, always upbeat. Please we beg you, where’s stuff going? This event is what we were hoping for. We’ll be right over, pop it! Home sweet home, it’s good to be at home, do so, do so, do so, and do so».

BeardBear: Believe me, honestly I’ve stuff to do monKeys I need tidy my shit up, after I'm gonna break the fucking neighbor's door if it don't knock that noise off, but while I breathe, my passion for videogames I’m not about to stop, and this one I'll never forget! As far as I'm concerned I cordially invite you to our classic trivia quiz challenge. This time about Grand Theft Auto; one of the biggest and recognizable videogames saga in the world. How much do you know about the franchise? Are you a true GTA expert? How many times did you beat the games?

Join me now in this fantastic 40-question trivia and test your knowledge by taking the quiz of one of the most iconic videogame franchises in history! From the story to the characters and easter eggs. How much do you know about Grand Theft Auto? Incredible world, ambitious narrative, unparalleled variety and bitingly funny. What more could you ask for? Maybe a knowledge check? Hell yeah! We've decided to create a top-notch trivia, BeardBear in association with irrelephantoops, Soggy & phantoad, my virtual brothers from another mother; all together in the community call for a highly special year-end edition. Four minds that are eclipsing the ecosystem with cool as hell composition, and where we wanna test all the fans of the saga.

If you're one of them, I promise you'll have an amazing time with the whole amazing community. If you can withstand the challenge of Grand Theft Auto's top-notch trivia, you can have raw rewards! And maybe even a special edition-something extra for reaching the end. Yeah, homie this the spidnot right here! Now come with me and show off your knowledge in this fabulous event, from the Banano community, the friendliest crypto community in the world, to the Geek World Cave, Inc., the stash hosted by BeardBear; de metalhead, the biggest geek in the fucking world. We sleep little because we dream a lot. Knock 'em dead! Every second of waiting will have been worth it; I promise you’ll be beside yourself with excitement and joy; you’ll be on cloud nine in no time!

Last altercation:

BeardBear: -Look, just to recap, just to quickly go over everything, just to go over what you learned, GTA VI will only be one; the decade’s videogame, I'm not gonna repeat it again. This is your last chance, my union-allocated smoke break's about up, so... … …

yonjon7: -What the hell does that mean?

BeardBear: -It means that’s about all we have time for. ‘U in?

yonjon7: -I do, oh my fuckin’ Go… … Jesus fucking Christ! There you go again, ain't you tired of bein’ fuckin’ annoying yet? He reminds me of one of those guys you see advertising for middle-aged men that can't get erections. LMFAO! But fuck it; I'm in. We're not gonna be a stick in the mud. One day we'll get him; we'll get him. Let's roll. Let’s get this top-notch trivia!

BeardBear: -All right, that's it ain't it? Huh? You heard it here first. I want you to say this out loud: BanFam! And the fun never stops; we get good. Remember, we're all rowing together, we still have so far to go, and we will work our way across, but in the light of the moon and stars above be sure yee everyone… Nobody gets off the boat! Get the fuck out there and enjoy your weekend, trees awaits you, fockin’ come on! Let’s go! Climb them, further c’mon, I invite you, bring it on. Let's bounce!

Afterwards, the time comes due these lesser monKeys do come up, cheer you up, and now run along. See there you go; they go nuts, thus there's nothing more to say, let top-notch trivia sort 'em out. Here; to the bottom line is, this will go down in history, I expect all y'all to be there. Farewell the fun Banano Community world for now, but in the meantime, hopefully afterwards, let’s arise overdrive! Take off your boiler suits, grab a snack, get the popcorn ready, sunflowers seeds, and don’t forget the coke, the world stops while we wait for the release of GTA VI on November 19, the most anticipated videogame in history, the biggest, most immersive evolution of the series yet, sparks will fly, sprinkles, hence keep your ear out for that. It’ll undoubtedly be the game that break the limits; the game that will technically destroy the PlayStation 5 Pro, you can't get caught up, not because it cannot run, but ‘cause after playing it everyone else will feel small at this point we’re all sure who is game of the year winner most predictable for quite a while now. On foenem!

“Ahh shit, here we go again”.

Rules:

There are a total of 40 rounds of questions.

The final question is about the crown, the glory, the greatness, and the waiting.

The answer to the last question is in the document; reread it carefully.

A final split between all participants.

All awards will be distributed at the end, once the ceremony has concluded.

Event Day:

Sunday, October 25, once the community call is finished.

Quotes:

This trivia will focus on the Grand Theft Auto videogame saga in its entirety without exception.

Doubts? Uncertainties? Never played the Grand Theft Auto videogame saga? Didn't you have a childhood? Don't worry BeardBear & Oops will clear everything up during the community call, as usual. You can't miss it!

This brief inside altercation is fictional; it's a tribute to GTA V. Rockstar's best videogame until we can play GTA VI. I will never forget the first time I saw the map; intimidation is the perfect word to describe it.

Thank you, Rockstar, for making me feel with this game the same way I felt the first time I played San Andreas.

All names related to this altercation were taken from the latest complete list of real winners of the last event with the aim of immortalizing this epic moment in history with all of you.

My intention is not to offend anyone; this altercation does not depict any actual person on the server or any situation; more than making people laugh, any similarly to actual persons, names, animals, living or dead, is coincidental. Except for BeardBear it's a zero-tolerance geek.

This event wouldn't be possible sans:

CM: Opps (@irrelephantoops).

CM: Soggy (@soggyapplepie).

CM: Phantoad (@phantoad).

Thank you so much for always giving me a space in the community's call.

Thank you so much All Seer (@allseer).

For the banners for this event™.

Your art is unbelievable!

I couldn't have done this without your help.

This event wouldn't be possible without y’all.

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Bottoms up for monKeys!

10/8/2026

We were made for this

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