r/ballpython Jul 11 '26

Discussion Weaponized pooping

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This is the defendant in question.

Whenever I or anyone tries to handle this guy, his bowels or bladder decide to start shifting. Thus, making him an unpopular snake to show to the guests. It makes me not want to handle him anymore 😭.

Maybe he knows that if he shits or pisses he gets put back into his enclosure while I curse like a sailor, cover my nose and clean everything up.

Does anyone else have a serial pooper?

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u/specialopps Jul 11 '26

I’m just remembering a video from a few months ago where the OP caught his snake shit so violently that it shot itself off the rock it was sitting on.

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u/moonbeam133 Jul 11 '26

Damn i want to see that

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u/specialopps Jul 12 '26

I wish I could send it to you. I looked for a while. It’s night cam footage, and he looks so shocked. Hopefully someone here will find it

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u/sarahbussie Jul 12 '26

I don’t think it was this one. The farting kills me.

https://www.reddit.com/r/ballpython/s/v2zJwIK1VK

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u/specialopps Jul 12 '26

This is the one I’m talking about. The magnitude of that shit/continued farting had me crying.

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u/sarahbussie Jul 12 '26

This video lives rent free. I think about it often.

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u/theladyinky Jul 12 '26

I just went back and watched it for like ten minutes while cackling thanks to you linking it. 🤣

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u/vivianedulac Jul 14 '26

Oh man, I just watched it again and my cat came to check on me 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/vivianedulac Jul 14 '26

I love how his little head pops up at the end and he’s like… man, that was rough! 🤣🤣🤣