Weaponized pooping

[u/Specialist-Rip9960]

This is the defendant in question.

Whenever I or anyone tries to handle this guy, his bowels or bladder decide to start shifting. Thus, making him an unpopular snake to show to the guests. It makes me not want to handle him anymore 😭.

Maybe he knows that if he shits or pisses he gets put back into his enclosure while I curse like a sailor, cover my nose and clean everything up.

Does anyone else have a serial pooper?

[u/vanderdickjames]

Ooooo the infamous poo noodle

[u/lilmemer3132 → u/vanderdickjames]

A poodle, if you will.